Word Around The Camp Fire
Native American Comedy Podcast - Talking about Native American Daily life and struggles while having fun and making fun of being Native
Word Around The Camp Fire
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Yes, yes, yes we are back. We got you, fooled you. But we are back for season 2.. sit back relax as we take this second journey in this thing we call a podcast… oh yea and life..
I was just bullshitting. And you know this.
SPEAKER_00Um uh what's up? Welcome back. What's up, ladies and gentlemen?
SPEAKER_04We want to welcome you back to Word Around the Campfire Season 2. We got a special guest with us. Uh, he is going to uh entertain you guys. Um he's uh learning early of the podcasting the rookie stages and the rookie stages, man. We got you guys, we got you guys, man. Welcome back, welcome back. As you guys know, it is official. Uh it is season two of Word Around the Campfire. We had to leave you guys in suspense there. We had a lot of people that freaking were sad, damn, were angry. Why, why, why? And my excuse was why not?
SPEAKER_01Damn.
SPEAKER_04But no, man, we wanted to uh reel you guys in. Uh, we ain't going nowhere. Damn, we ain't going nowhere at all, man. God damn it. Season two, we're like that X that you can't get rid of. Yeah, beat you up, man. Beat you up, and you're gonna come back, we're you we're gonna cheat on you, and then you're gonna come back, we're gonna spend all your money, and then you're gonna come back, we're going to uh co have you co-signed for everything, leave you with the bill, and then come back, and you're going to like it. We should have just came back during tax season. Damn! I was gonna come back during um during Christmas because Black Friday because Black Friday, man, because I was gonna uh get some gifts.
SPEAKER_01Hey, we're only we're only months away.
SPEAKER_04Oh, we're only eight months away from Black Friday. Dude, man, time is going by like crazy, man. Holy cow, man. We are in the we are in a lot. Man, you wouldn't have thought that we'd take a break and I would get my shit together and be able to talk. Dang, but no, still, still, still still, but better. More graphic, more graphic. Damn, man. But no, man. We are in September. We took um a month, almost two months off. Almost two months off. Almost two months off. Um, nothing, nothing bad or anything. It's just all we just got busy. Yep. Um, me and Shell talked about it. We got busy, man. Of course, summer, uh, getting kids situated with with college, with school, man, and college, and and uh man, how how was that experience, bro? Man, bro, still going through it, bro. Still going through it. Oh man, I I know, man. It was uh I don't know why, man. This time around, dropping off Brooklyn was harder than the first, man. It was I just a lot of emotions, man. Uh last year when when we dropped her off, you know, I was okay, I was cool. And then of course, you know, the thing happened with my dad, my daddy ended up passing. So all of that, man, played into a big emotional snowball when we went to go drop her off, you know. And man, but she is a freaking champ, man. Her second year at ASU, uh, she's going to be finishing up with her AA. And uh well, I don't yeah, uh it's kind of yeah, her AA, I guess you could say she did get her college credits. They kind of Farmington, okay. No hate to Farmington, but parents, if uh you guys are in Farmington and your kid is doing dual credit, make sure that those credits are actually gonna be applied to their school because we found out this way this year that uh Brooklyn did two years of um dual credit and it didn't cost shit, bro. Damn, it didn't even apply to shit, bro. Like she basically wasted two years of doing dual credit for nothing and check the neigh college. She would have been in she would have been a doctor at Danay College at uh NTU. If she went to NTU, she would have been a fucking doctor right now, man. But just word to the wise, man. If your kids are in dual credit, make sure that that really does apply, man. Cause like, man, we when we found that out, it was heartbreaking, man. I was just like, man, she could have been doing something else, you know, and she could have graduated early if it wasn't for dual credits, but she she decided to stay in dual credit because of the possibility of graduating college early, you know. But it's all good, man. She she's enjoying it and and uh life, man. The summer was summer was crazy, bro. Summer flew by fast, it went by way too fast. And again, everybody, everybody was asking, why, why, why, why are you guys quitting? And it wasn't like I said, it wasn't anything personal. This year, this season, we're coming back, man. We are opening up all the doors. We don't give a damn what we're gonna talk about. We're gonna talk about relationships. I know last year we're like, you know, we're not gonna talk about relationships, we're not gonna talk about politics, but you know what? F it, man. Um, I don't want to cuss because there's a little one in here. But we are going to talk about everything: relationships, politics, your freaking pronouns, whatever you want to call the way you make beans, the way you make beans, man. Your freaking feet, man. How your feet looks weird. One toe is bigger than the other, and you got one toenail that's longer than the other, and freaking just scratching up the carpet and your sheets. We're gonna talk about everything, your pronouns. I am not gonna call you by your pronouns, but we'll talk about it, man. And we'll even get into some religion because man, we got we got some questions. Oh man. Oh man, we've got a bunch of questions, man. A bunch of questions that came in. And me, Shells were talking, and like I said, man, this year, I think we're just gonna go full force and not this year, but this season, effort mode, man. Talk about anything, everything. Uh, we might come close to naming names, uh, but that's one thing that we're we're still not gonna do. We'll just go with uh yeah, we'll just nicknames. We'll just go with nicknames, man. Like snail trail, DQ, man, freaking moon boots, and hot dog lips, and freaking hamburger helper, uh, who knows? Belowing deck, man, freaking oh man, but but man, this summer was was crazy busy for me. Even though I said that I was going to just do a little bit of um DJing for receptions, it still felt like it was crazy busy, man. Um I think I think the other stuff that I had had going on, like as far as shows and just appearances, I guess you could say. I don't I don't want to sound all whatever, but yeah, doing some some small appearances. It was a it was a busy summer, bro. Uh just just DJing, man. And I was back at Muscalero this is past weekend. And uh happy Labor Day for everybody that was out there, they got today off. It is officially September uh 7th.
SPEAKER_01So why did they say don't wear white after Labor Day?
SPEAKER_04Um, I don't know. I don't know, man, because maybe you work hard. Hey, you don't need to get your clothes dirty. That's a good question, man. That's a good question. And I'm I'm not gonna lie, man. For the longest time as a kid growing up, when I heard about Labor Day, I thought it was for pregnant ladies. Damn, I thought it was just for pregnant ladies. Like I'm just like, okay, cool. It's a day that's a it's it's it's a day that all your parents get nasty and they make more siblings, and you know, like uh that's that's what it was, and then everybody just has a baby on Labor Day. You know what?
SPEAKER_01I kind of think it is, bro.
SPEAKER_04Because if you count from January all the way to September, it's nine months. That's nine months. Oh man, and congratulations if you uh done did it on Labor Day and nine months. We are going to be expecting your baby shower invitations because I've always said baby shower cake and wedding cake. Mikey's open to do it. Yeah, I'm open to do it, man. Let's go, man. She man can't even do that anymore, man.
SPEAKER_01Already putting him up. Already he's ready to do it.
SPEAKER_04So's out, man. I'm at that age where I'm just like, nah, man.
SPEAKER_00What was that? Uh oh. It's all over me. Oh my dear, man.
SPEAKER_04He's freaking bagged on you guys, man.
SPEAKER_00He's like, uh, he's like, oh, uh, oh, what's it?
SPEAKER_04Oh, oh, air. Let's see. Let's hear.
SPEAKER_02Six seven. Six seven.
SPEAKER_04Six, seven, six, seven. Yep, we got a special guest, man.
SPEAKER_06Six seven.
SPEAKER_04There you go, man. Six, seven on your asses. Hey, yeah. So I'm gonna try very hard not to uh cuss because some of you guys said you don't like me when I cuss. Hey, dang church went up. Can we bring back church mic? Can we bring back church mic? Hey, man, that's crazy. That that is insane, man. But no, happy Labor Day to everybody that was out there. If you don't work a day in your life, uh you don't get to celebrate Labor Day. Damn, might as well just go back to work. Might as well go back to work of doing nothing. So, ladies, ladies, if your man does not work as hard as he should, then don't don't treat him out today, man. Don't treat him out today. Let him buy his own food, and you take the day off and you call daddy over here on the side. Damn, you call me, yeah. You call me, yeah. Oh dang, man. But oh man, it's been it's just been a crazy, crazy summer. Like I said, it's been good, it's been busy, um, just just life, man, life. And like I said, we are back, man. We I apologize that we kept you guys on a little suspense right there. But uh, we like I said, we just uh wanted to wanted to take a little break uh dealing with um with just life, man. Nothing bad. It wasn't it wasn't anything bad. The only thing that everybody was asking was just like, what happened, what happened, what happened, you know, why why are you guys not doing the show anymore? And and I was just like, uh, it got boring. Hey, yeah, got boring. There's no there's no guests got yeah, get getting tired of making fun of Kessa. Kessa was headliner, Kessa was just a headliner for that first season, man, and and she didn't want to get pied, so it just got boring. Just kidding, Kessa, just kidding Kessa, man. Uh, but no, we just wanted uh you know start fresh again with with season two. And like I said, man, this season we are coming out swinging. There are no boundaries of what to talk about, and man, we got a bunch of questions in of unanswered questions. This is just an intro. This is just an intro, man. This is just an intro to welcome you guys back to let you guys know that we are back for a second season. So don't you dude. I got some people that were so hurt they unsubscribed. Damn, that's man. Okay, okay. That's how much of a bitch you are. Damn.
SPEAKER_00You know what they sound like? What do they sound like, Charles? You sound like a bitch, bitch.
SPEAKER_04Dude, we got this. We got we got one follower guy, man, all the way from I think it was, I think it was in Nevada, and he was just like, oh man, I can't believe that you guys went on and on and all this stuff. And you know, of course, yeah, he was he was praising us and and saying that how how we kept him up, you know, when he worked the night shift and everything. He's like man, I can't believe that you guys are leaving and all this stuff. And then he was just like, I'm just gonna stop following you guys. And sure enough, man, I saw the unfollow. And I was just like, damn, okay. Hurt boy, okay. Hey, well, did you die though? Did you die, man? Did you die? Yeah, like freaking man, grow, grow set, hey man. As soon as he's hearing, as soon as he hears this, he's gonna re-follow, and then he's gonna email me, and then he's gonna be like, uh, hey man, what are you talking about me? Why are you talking about me? We're not we're talking about everybody, man. And then the it was so funny because I did, I get I got calls, and how come you guys, how come you guys aren't coming back? What happened and all this stuff? I'm just like, man, it just it's because of you. Suck. You suck, eh? Because of you, it's because of you, sucker. Because we can't talk about you, because we can't talk about you. So uh we got some unfollowers out there, man. That's that need to follow us, they need to follow us back, dude. Have you ever came in like when you were on social media? Um, I don't know if you paid attention to your followers, I don't know if you paid attention to your subscribers or whatever, but did you ever feel some type of way? And I'm asking everybody this too, uh, because I know some people when they talk about social media, they're like, oh man, you know, like my ex unfollowed me, then he follows me back just to see what I'm doing. Uh were you ever a a follower, follower, I guess you could say? Like, did you ever check your followers like if anybody unfollowed you or unfriended you and stuff?
SPEAKER_01No, basically, I mean, if they unfollowed me, they were a cool friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we said, we keep our circle small.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, and it yeah, dude, like so small. And it was so crazy because last week I was thinking, I was like, man, um, of course, you know, a lot of people know that I've been sober now. Excuse me, I've been sober now for a while, you know? And my Do you want to take a shot? Oh, you want to take a shot? Let's let's let's let's drink some. Let's drink some really quick, and yo, yo, everybody says everybody thinks everybody thinks that I'm sober. No, no, man. No, no, I've been, I've I've been, man, and it's it's been a good journey, man. And shout out to everybody that's respecting it, man. Um at first at the beginning, um, you know, the we had you had your regular friends that try to pressure you. Come on, man, she's one, she's one beer, she's one beer, whatever. And and and those people, man, like those fucking people are toxic, bro. Like they're they're they're toxic to try to get you to fall. And I was thinking this week, like, damn, how unhappy in their drinking life do they have to be to try to stumble you up, you know? And then that didn't even go with just like like drinking or whatever. I just came with life. And I started thinking about that. I'm like, damn, how many people you know fall to peer pressure so easy? You know, when it comes to social media, when it comes to relationships, and when it comes to drugs, drinking or whatever. Like, how did you ever get peer pressure in high school?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_04Or anytime, yeah, like like your wife.
SPEAKER_01I still in high school mainly.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, uh, and and did you fall for it? Like, were you like, oh yeah, I'll go drink. You were a sucker? Oh man, and that sounded like another friend of mine, man. Um oh man, I can't remember his name. Bitch. Yeah, I forgot his name. I forgot his name, bitch. No, um I think I think in high school, I think we all were were pre-pressured to do something, man. I mean, I was I was peer pressured into sex and uh checking out my teachers.
SPEAKER_00Teachers pervert. That's why I'm so good at math now.
SPEAKER_04Oh man. I was just thinking about just just stuff that we went through in in like high school, and again, just reminiscing. And I was like, man, like we like our kid, our kid make it sound like me and Shall I have a kid together. Yay! Our kids, that's the correct term. Our kids will never know the struggles I guess we had growing up in in high school and middle school. Because man, they got it easy. Like freaking Brooklyn. I'm not gonna lie, man. Brooklyn's whitewashed now, man. Like, she's freaking uh I love her to death. Yeah, man, I love her to death, man. But she is just uh she's whitewashed now, man. I'm freaking ashamed of her. I'm just joking, man. I'm just joking, baby. I love you. I'm just joking. She's and it's so funny because she'll she'll she'll say that when she comes back, you know? Like, like when she comes to ship rock, she stays here a couple days and she's she sees how rugged it is here, you know, me eating spam of potatoes all the time or whatever. She's just like, dang, you're you're really res dad. Like she'll say that, and then I'll be like, man, what? Don't act like you didn't grow up on spam of potatoes, like you didn't grow up on any of this stuff, and then she'll be like, Yeah, bro. She's like, um, she's like, I'm I'm kind of whitewashed now. And I'm like, oh man, man. But I always gotta freaking put her back in check, man, when she starts acting like that, man. You know, take her to sheep can, drop her off, and leave her there, man. So um, but man, it was, yeah, like I said, man, it was it's uh, I don't think they would ever understand, bro. Like, man, just just man, the luxury that they have today, man, the luxury that they have today. It's so easy to ask for something and get it. And I take full responsibility and full blame because that's my fault. Um, as Brooklyn was growing up, like I said, you know, single dad, whatever she asked for, I did, you know, got it for her. Um, there wasn't no questions about it or anything, even what even now when it came to you know graduation and even college, because we just recently we we bought her a car over the summer, you know? Yeah, uh we didn't have to, I didn't have to, but we bought her a car over the summer because just because she had mentioned to me that oh man, it takes a while for for for me for me to ride the bus from uh my dorm all the way to where I want to go or Uber from where I am to where I want to go. So Softy me started looking for a ride for her. Freaking found a hoopty, you know, found a hoopty, bought it, turned, you know, got that sucker checked out, make sure it was all good. And man, you know, that spoil. That's my fault, man. That is freaking my fault. And the people that's been, and I'm not only taking blame for this, but if you guys have ever been a part of Brooklyn's life, you guys are to blame too. You guys are to blame. It's your fault too, man. I'm not taking the full blame on this one. It's your fault too. You spoiled my bubs, man. You loved her enough to spoil her, man. So it's your fault too, man. Uh, but no, man, like I was I was thinking about that, you know, like uh like just before Brooklyn went back to school, or before we went to go drop her off, and it was so it was so crazy. Like I said, you know, it was it was emotional this year, uh going, you know, go uh going to go drop her off, and you know, just just that um I guess the experience that I experienced last year when we first did it uh was this year. And it was just crazy because I I could just remember her as a kid, you know. Uh of course, you know, we followed her down, I followed her down in her car. Uh she was driving in front of me, and and just like man, I was I was I was in awe because I'm like, man, she's this year she's gonna be 20. In October, she's gonna be 20. And that makes me feel fucking old, bro. Like, man, for real, man. I think I'm finally experiencing what people say when they say they have a midlife crisis. Like I have some friends, I have some family that are barely turning 28 this year, barely 20 or turn turning 30, some 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, in their 30s. And here might be chased. I am like fucking. I'm just like, dude, I'm old, man. I am old. And so I I think this year is gonna be my midlife crisis, man. Um and I don't know. I'm trying to find something cool to to have my midlife crisis on. The pins. The pins. Oh man, and dude, I'm not gonna lie, bro. So Pat, this is this past year, you know. Like I like I said, my my my weight has been going up and down, you know, and and I love it. Like I said, for the longest time I wasn't able to keep weight on just because of of some health issues. And this year, you know, I I've been able to keep weight on, but then I lose it. And dude, um, they they uh they I started taking um they switched my medications, okay? Blue chew. Uh Blue Chew. Oh man, that blue chew is freaking amazing. Hey, no, like like uh like like my medication that I've been taking now, you know, and multi multivitamins, men's one a day, man. Super freaking up man, super beats and taking all of that, man. And and no, bro, like for real, the first, dude, the first, and I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like the first time, man, just Viagra 2.0, man, freaking gets your heart pumping like it was crazy, man. No, dude. When when when I first took it, I said the first two weeks, dude. I had a watery diarrhea just coming straight out of my butthole. Dude, man, just as soon as I started talking, just dude. No, I got to the point to where I really did buy the pens. Dude, I am not gonna fucking lie, bro. Like, I bought the pens because my butt would not keep my shit in, and I was like scared, and I went to sleep at night wearing the pens, and I would, dude, I would wake up in the middle of the night and I would have gone shit on myself because of my new meds, and here I am all trying to blame them. Man, it's just my age, I can't clinch anymore, and it just comes out. No, bro, but for real, for two weeks. Bro, it was freaking embarrassing, bro. Like, I was like, I was so scared to go to sleep. Like, I literally just sat in the living room and slept, sitting up just because of that, man. And I was just like, yeah, dude. At work, I was fine. At work, uh, you know, you know when you're ready to take a dump, you know. Butthole is fine at work, man. You know, and I run to the restroom, you know, do my deed, but it was at night, man, because I'm relaxed, I'm in my bed, and dude, man, it was it was freaking crazy. I honestly thought for a moment they're like, I'm like, dang, this is the rest of my life right here, man. I am going to end up in a nursing home wearing the pens, is taking the shit all over myself all the time. The nurses are gonna hate me, and I am probably gonna be freaking written up and kicked out of that missing home. Like, dude, that's what I literally thought, man. But I guess my body just had to adjust to to the um to the what you call, man. Um Bluetooth. Yeah, yeah, to the Bluetooth. I had to adjust to the hardness. And they were doing that freaking, and that got me thinking about about men's bodies versus ladies' bodies. I know ladies they go through menopause where you know they go, they they get emotional, more emotional than us, and everything, and you know, that that's sad, their their homeowns change. And I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything like that, but this week, um, I've been carpooling with with with Brendan. Uh Brandon started working back at Fort Defiance. So I've been I've been carpooling with him, and man, it's just been a good time. We've just been talking, and this this week was just kind of like guy talk. And we're talking because he's a physical therapist, you know. And he was talking about some guy that had came in. Uh, this isn't HIPAA, we're not breaking any HIPAA codes, all right, man. He was just talking about, he wasn't talking about work right now, like previously his his his job now. He was talking about his previous job, and he said that there was this there was this man that would come in, he was a white man, and he had like crazy ED. If you guys don't know what ED means, it's uh Eric Daniels, it's erectile dysfunction, all right? Yeah, that's what guys, you know, they that's when they start taking Blue Chew. But he was talking about this guy, he was he said that he was a white guy, and he was like, Man, he's like every time he came in, I was so creeped out by him. Because they have this thing in in physical therapy that shocks you, sends I don't know how many electrons, neutrons, or whatever the fuck you want to call it through your body to wake up certain cells, certain veins, and to you know, like like disperse your blood flow. And Brandon was like, he's like, I don't know if this guy was just getting off on the feel of it. And he was like, but he came in saying that he had ED and he wanted to get his junk working again. So Brandon was like, Yeah, he's like, we had we shocked his balls, we shocked his balls, and and I guess it worked because Brandon was like, Yeah, the guy walked out hard, you know? He was like, it was like the dude walked out hard, man. And I'm like, what the phrase? And then we started talking about getting older, and as you guys know, we talked about Brandon once before. Uh, he was the first original uh native ninja warrior that was on uh Ninja Warrior when when it was a big, big, big popular TV show back in the day. So he was the first original Navajo to be on uh Ninja Warrior, first full-blooded Navajo to be on Ninja Warrior. He's a really good friend of ours. He's been a friend of ours for years. We've known him since middle school. And and you know, ever since that happened, he went on, went to school, got his uh he's a physical therapist now. But man, like we were talking about it this week, and and he was just like, he was like, Man, he's like, if I ever get to that level to where I'm having to to uh take Blue Chew or having to do shocks on my balls, he was like, that's it, man. He's like, I'm giving up, man. He's like, I'm giving up. And he was just like, uh, he was like, I just he's like, I hope, I hope my uh wife just likes to be touched.
SPEAKER_00Because you know, Brandon's very I busted out laughing, man.
SPEAKER_04I was just like, shit, I gave up a long time ago, man. And that's all I said. I said, I'm not taking any of that shit. I was like, because I said it's it's bad enough that I cut back on energy drinks too, you know? And you know, like just just like I said, the intake of of my diet now. Because I got fucking called out by by Kessa, man, three weeks ago. Like Kessa by Kessa over at Northern Edge, man. She was just like, oh, you gain weight? And I was like, fuck, man. Like I was kind of I was kind of hurt and shameful. Yeah, but but no, man, like I said, my my weight's been going up, like I said, but but I'm I'm good.
SPEAKER_00No man, fuck man. Oh man, oh yeah, kissing the martial man's gonna get you in. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get that pecan pot. And then when I see you, I'm gonna smash it in your face. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh man, I haven't done that in a while. My throat's all raspy now. But no, no, like like I've like I said, you know, my weight's been kind of going up and down. I gained weight, gain like maybe five, ten pounds or something. I think uh I've been watching it and 10 pounds the most that I've gained. And then I drop it quick again. Like, but but I've been steady, you know, like I I I've been keeping, I've been keeping three pounds on, you know. But man, dude, sometimes it does make you feel like shit, man, when you when you feel like you gain weight, you know. Oh yeah. And then uh, but back to the subject of the men and the women. Like I said, I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but me and Brandon were talking and we're like, man, how much pressure it is for a guy to still be sexually active at a um at a certain at a certain age. Yeah, I don't know if females, females or uh, what do you call it, private parts, if they stop working at a certain age too as well. But all they have to do is receive it. Damn, I am going to get so much fucking aid for that, man. But dude, they have to receive it. The pressure of a guy getting hard, staying hard, versus a female, just like, okay, cool, taking it. Jeez. When it how how how would you feel about that, bro? Like I think, we got more work to do. It does. I mean, even though the ladies they have all the good parts, hey, I mean, you have all the good parts, you know. We only have one main part and then our tongue, you know, and our our hands. If they're good at it, if they're good, you know. Oh, they know what he's saying, oh I'm not saying anything. You know what I'm saying? But but the pressure, like me and Brandy were talking, and he was just like, man, he was like, some of the some and he said that at the clinic that he worked for, he said there was a lot of white guys that were coming in for that. That's what I told him. That's what I told him. I was like, dude, I was like, you never know. They might be having they might have a little sugar in your tank. You ninja me. Jump on my robes. Oh, jump on my robe. Oh, see if you can hang on this knob. Oh man. Let me throw my ninja star at you. Catch it with your mouth. Isn't that too? No. But no, he would he said that the the crazy amount of guys that come in for that, and he was like, the, and then he was talking about the ladies. Like, I guess the ladies have they they can do that. They use like the shock, I think he called it shockwave. And he said that it's like a probe. And I was just like, dude, it's like a dildo, you know, like and he was just like, oh, basically, you know, but it shocks you. And he was like, some ladies, he was like, there was only like like maybe two or three ladies that came in to get shocked in the pelvis, the pelvis area to tighten up their their lady parts, you know. But he said the amount of guys that came in to get shocked on their balls because they didn't want to, they they didn't want to take like uh Viagra, they didn't want to take Blue Chew, and he was just like, dude, he's like it's crazy, man. He was like, it's crazy. He was like the amount of pressure that these guys, and he was talking about uh that that that one certain guy, and he was like, he's not even married. He was just like a like a white perverted guy, you know, that just likes to sleep around. And he was just like, he he was saying, you know, like when I was shocking him, or whatever that, yeah, man, I just gotta be ready at all times, man. I never know when I'm gonna find somebody. And I'm like, Dale, man, like check them, yeah. Like check them, you know. And then like he was, and then I asked him, I said, I said, so what do you like, like how do you do it? Like, you put on goggles and close your eyes and just start shocking, and then he was just like, nah, man, he's like, I have to actually pull it out of their boxers, hold it and shock them, you know? And I was like, what the heck? And then he was just like, Yeah, he's like, after a couple shocks, he's like, I get uncomfortable because he's like I saw it, I I see it starting to grow or starting to get hard. I'm like, dude, man, are you sure you're not gonna look at that all day, man? But dude, it was it was so funny and so crazy. So no disrespect again, ladies. Uh, you guys just uh take it. So my question is, did he make eye contact? That no, that that's what I asked him. And then he was just like, he was like, oh no, man, he's like I wear my goggles, you know, all the time. He's like, so that way I don't have to look at him and stuff, and then so he wears goggles so they won't bust on his face, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00No, well not that. I'm all like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Falsifying it. No, no, not because of that. And that that that brings us kind of in in in into our next question. So I got an email from a guy, and he was uh, you know, he was he was talking about him being gay, and he was just like, hey Mike, he's like, I really appreciate you talking about kind of like gay, you know, like you have gay friends and how you respect them and how you, you know, how they're not like fully gay. I guess you could say I don't want to say fully gay, but like not the gay that's really out there, like, oh whatever, look at me, you know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And he was just like, I'm gay too. And he was like, but I'm not, I'm not like that. I'm not like one to draw attention to myself. And he was like, but he's like, I've never been straight. I've never been with a lady. I've I've always been gay since since I knew that I like I like guys. And he was just like, Me and my me and my boyfriend are going through um some uh a little problem right now physically. And he was like, It seems like our sex life is just getting a little boring. And he said that his boyfriend had mentioned, like, what if we bring a female into our relationship, like as a threesome or whatever, you know? He doesn't want to because he was just like, I don't, I don't like ladies or whatever, you know. So that kind of threw a red flag of him thinking, like, okay, well, my boyfriend's bye, he can leave whenever he wants to. So this is kind of a two series, all right? This is kind of a two series, but he said, um, he was like, What if he was like, what if we bring in my my friend, and then I don't do anything to her, like as far as sexually hot dogs, yeah. Bringing hot dogs, man. He knows, man, he's he's on there already, man. He already knows bringing hot dogs, man. He's he's freaking, he he knows, man. Let me uh let me let me let me turn on the air conditioner really quick because it's getting hot. It's getting hot here, man. It's getting hot in here, man. Oh man, he said hot dogs, man. Little man knows, little man knows, man. He knows, man. Freaking man, cute, he knows you like hot dogs, man. No, and so so he he, I guess he's uh he asked his partner, or his partner said, Okay, I don't do I I won't do anything sexual to her. Like, I won't go inside her or whatever, all she can do is just blow me, you know? Uh I'll be I'll be looking at you the whole entire time that that she's blowing me or whatever. And then he said that he said, I don't know if it if it pertains to all gay guys or all gay people. He was like, but he was like, when gay people do orally, he and then he said, can't believe we're talking about this when there's a child in here that's how unorthodox we're gonna be this season, man. We'll bring all your kids in here and talk like this. So he asked, he asked in the email, he was like, Do straight people keep their eyes open when they're getting oral sex versus versus a guy versus gay guys, because he said that when gay guys do oral, like when they're sucking off each other, he said they look at each other, their eyes are open, they're looking at each other, making eye contact. He said, for them, that's like a connection, like like it's intimate, it's more intimate. And he and he said that you know, he was like, Do straight people do the exact same thing. Let me be the first answer. Hell no, not not that, not that. You know, I'm I'm I'm saying I don't want to look at you when but I'm in that moment, man.
SPEAKER_00I'm in that moment of like enjoying it, you know. Yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh man.
SPEAKER_04Oh, it's gone ahead, Johnny, chone it, oh cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it, I'll see so I'll see so oh oh non oh non oh oh oh skinlo skinlo skidlo Oh oh oh Hate Choice Nin choice choysh the jet sniff and your sniff So okay, so so when I know this is just too crazy, man. You when you get it, how did your eyes close?
SPEAKER_01Oh man, sometimes but not all the time.
SPEAKER_04Ew, I don't like it.
SPEAKER_01Your feet.
SPEAKER_04Ew, I'm too busy thinking about your feet.
SPEAKER_00Like why is your hands bigger than mine?
SPEAKER_04Why is your hand all hairy? Why you got hairy knuckles? Why why is your hand all chap, girl? Why does your hand smell like oil? Smells like diesel food. What does it smell like gas? Oh man. Oh man, you've been you've been using that lotion I got you? Why is your hand all rough? So for me, um rough hands rough hands, man. For me, nah, like I'm like my my eyes are closed, man. Like like I'm I'm I'm enjoying them in that moment, but I know if then this sounds it just makes you sound like a leaves off the lights. Yeah, it just makes you sound like a hoe, man. But but I'm not like he's never her name, leaves off a light, leaves off the lights, man, likes it dark, likes it dark, yeah. But I know, I know, okay, cool. You know, uh uh if I if I have a wife, I have a lady or whatever, I'm just like, okay, cool, that's my lady. That's she's doing that to me, and that's it. That that's that's all in my mind, you know. So for me, I guess there's no need for my eyes to be open. It open for, I guess. Gay guys, I don't know how true it is. I I honestly don't, I'm just telling you what the email said. Yeah, um, I haven't asked uh our gay friend yet. I I don't know how to ask.
SPEAKER_00Like, do you keep your eyes open when you get blown? You know, how do you like it?
SPEAKER_04Because you know what I'm scared of to answer? Let me show you. Everyround and find out.
SPEAKER_03Everyone, fuck around and find out, Michael. I'm like, damn.
SPEAKER_00So you you well, you, yeah.
SPEAKER_04You you how how um how how um eyes open, eyes close, lights on, lights off, wax on, wax off.
SPEAKER_01I think it's 50-50, bro.
SPEAKER_04It's 50-50, bro. 50-50, where it's just like um you're I'm falling asleep. Okay, I'm asleep. I'm falling asleep, uh, because it's boring. Bites it, huh? Just to make sure you're awake.
SPEAKER_01Oh man. Foreskin comes back, it's all foreskin comes back, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh, man, just freaking like a like a rubber band that slaps. Um, but but no, no, no. And then and then the second question, uh, I guess that that was in tied there too, is like I said, he was kind of concerned because he was just like, I thought my boyfriend was full, full gay. But you know, it was it was his suggestion that he wanted to bring um a female, oh, excuse me, a female in and you know, have this experience or whatever. So he was like, he was scared and he was just like, I'm scared to break up. If we if anything was to happen and and and we break up, he has somebody that he can fall back on, or he has another gender to fall back on, and he was just like, I don't have anything. And so he asked, he was just like, Have you guys ever had that happen to where like if you're dating somebody, um they have somebody that they can go back to if they wanted to?
SPEAKER_01No, I don't think so. You don't think so?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I don't I don't think I don't think that's ever happened to me either. Like, I mean, like I've always said, and again, I'm gonna be saying that this whole season, like I've always said, like I've always said, because you know what? Like I always said, hey, um when I'm dating, when I'm with somebody, I'm in I'm with 100%, man. There's no gray lines in between it. Um I'm I'm a private person when it comes to relationship. You know, I want to be stingy with you first, and then after that, it's showing you to the world, you know. Uh the only reason why is because I just want that time with you, just you alone before, you know, introduce you to everybody else, and then we're a part of the clique or whatever, and everybody gets to know you, and then it's like I I no longer have that stingy time with you, you know? Like I've never had that opportunity to have somebody to fall back on, you know, like an ex or yeah, an ex. That's all you can call it, you know. I've never had the opportunity to where like if if I was dating you and then we break up, and then like a week later I see you back with your ex, like shit, I don't have that, you know? So I I get what he was saying because he was he was saying like okay, he has another gender, yeah, which is females to fall back on. And then he was saying that um, you know, he he he has another, he has his his first gay boyfriend that he still talks to, still in contact with, but you know, they're they're they live miles and miles away or whatever. So he was scared of like, I don't know if I should be scared because they might be sceny. Man, that was some weird that was some weird ass shit, man.
SPEAKER_01Some yanny stuff.
SPEAKER_04Some Yanny stuff. So we were talking there for about five minutes and I didn't even know that it would stop recording. Dang, man. So if you're out there and you're getting all butthurt about us talking about you liking it with your eyes closed, your eyes open.
SPEAKER_03Oh, could you kids stop crushing us, please?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, okay, we won't talk about that anymore. So um, if you have somebody to fall back on, you know what? Damn, that sucks, man. That that sucks a lot. You're a sucker, you're a sucker, man. Because you know, I would never do that to you. Hey, yeah, yeah. But it's like I said, it's it's I get it. I get it. Uh, it's easy to go back to that because it's it's familiar, you know? Yeah, uh, which is in not anything bad. You know, you should always do something that's familiar. Hey Dam, man, damn, man. So, so uh no no shots fired to anybody, but man, like like some of these questions that are coming in, bro, are are freaking funny, man. And and again, this season we are not holding back. We're talking about relationships, we're going all in, man. We're talking about politics, which is stupid. And I just heard today that dumbass President Trump is trying to rename New Mexico to New America. Stupid. What kind of a fucking idiot is that, bro? Like, y'all voted for him, y'all voted for him, y'all did this, man. You guys are dumb. You guys are dumb, man. I mean, man, it's it's just New America. That's stupid. That is the dumbest thing ever, man. Like, New America. So if they're if he's gonna try to push that, then I want all the states that have new in it to be America too. New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, even though, because you think about New York, there's a bunch of Italians over there. So, you know, why not go after them? Why, why just Mexicans? I have no problems with Mexicans. Mexicans are the chillest people in the world, man. Oh, yeah. One day I hope to marry a Mexican. Jokes, man, jokes, man. Jokes, yeah, but man, like it's it's it's just crazy, man. And then, you know, the whole issue with the Navajo Nation, you know, the election boom. Boo lost, so he's gonna be out here soon, soon. Uh, you guys got your wish, no more four years. It's between Justin Jones and that curly lady, man.
SPEAKER_01Dang.
SPEAKER_04And honestly, I'm not voting, man.
SPEAKER_01Uh I just doesn't stop, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, man, because if I vote for Justin Jones, then you know I'm I'm a supporter of domestic violence. Damn. Even though I think you ladies should know how should learn how to duck. Damn, man. Scratch back.
SPEAKER_00Come on, Craig. Get up, fight back, fight back. Come on, Craig. Oh man, we're definitely going in this. We are young, man. I was just bullshitting. We are definitely going in this one. I was just bullshitting.
SPEAKER_04Oh man, we are, and again, man, we are going to be getting some follows, some followers. Dude, but even though we took that break, man, the the amount of love that we were receiving of people re-listening to the old podcast.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Was just crazy. And I thank you guys, man. I thank you guys. We we reached all over the freaking world, and it is so crazy, man. So crazy. Let me just read some of the um some of the places that that we are in right now, man. Um China. China has been crazy, crazy good to us, bro. Like all these like places in China, bro, locations, man. Um United States, Germany, Brazil, Japan, Spain, Canada, um Milan, Hong Kong, Sweden. Like those are just those are just this week, man. Damn of listening to the old old podcast. Yep, the old podcast. And then the cities, dude, are just are just getting crazy, crazy, crazy, man. Like, I think we're just about in every city in the United States. Um, and like I said, China. China right now is right under the United States.
SPEAKER_01It is at So I wonder how we sound in Chinese when they translate it.
SPEAKER_03Man, and don't die that boys. Oh, oh, soft nuto, oh, soft neutral. Oh, yeah. Oh, chicken fry rice or soft nuto. Oh, you like an egg roll? Oh, you like an egg roll. Oh, oh, you like a hot oil all over your body. Oh, okay. Oh, you like a feet. You like a feet, me like a feet too.
SPEAKER_00Oh that's exactly how it sounds, bro. Oh, jeez.
SPEAKER_03Oh, oh yeah, that's uh that's a Michael and a Sheldon over there. Oh yeah, the word around the campfire. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, oh, they like it with the eyes closed.
SPEAKER_04Oh, they don't they don't make oh man, we gotta cut off again, bro. Genie genie is coming us, coming at us hard. Somebody do not do somebody already, man, hacked us, does not want us to do it. Oh no, nope, nope. Press in on it, man. Press in on it, and that's scary. That's scary. You know what? But yeah, this season, again, like I said, we are going to be talking about anything, everything. Uh, a lot of the questions that we hadn't really talked about were relationship stuff, and then now it's like oh sexual stuff. Like, do you like this? What if my partner doesn't like this? And then, you know what, get the fuck out of there, man. That's what we keep in saying for the longest time, man. Just get out, get out, you know? Yeah, because I always say, you know, I want to give a big shout-out to my wife. Uh, she doesn't know that she's my wife because she's still dating the guy that she's with now, and she doesn't know that he's cheating on her and that she needs to be my wife. Just joking, man. But we are coming full force on you guys, man. We just wanted to come back, do a quick introduction again, and let you guys know that we are fine, we are okay, there is nothing wrong. We just needed a little break there um to revamp and get on with season two again. We got special guests, uh, QLA. We're gonna try to get QLA on the on the um over on the podcast, and then Shells, man. There's the song's doing great, bro. Yep, freaking reservation made. If you guys haven't heard, go to YouTube um and then type in reservation made shells featuring QLA. It's a dope song, man. And uh, of course, you know, we're always gonna have Kessa on because she's freaking the homie, and she still needs to get pie, bro. Damn, she's been avoiding us this season. This season, and we're gonna and then also with YouTube, uh, we're gonna try to get to at least a hundred subscribers on my YouTube channel just so we can go live. Yeah, that's the only social media platform that we're gonna be on. Um, YouTube isn't considered social media, it's a streaming service. So get that right, all right? Get that right, guys. And that's the pro that that's the probably that's probably the only um media that we're gonna have is uh the is YouTube. So if you guys could do me a favor, go to YouTube, look up uh DJ Who Me or Miclas, and then subscribe and like. Uh if we get up to a hundred followers, we can go live and then we'll do a live segment of Word Around the Campfire. But other than that, man, it's been good, bro. Um I know you gotta work tomorrow. I gotta work tomorrow. It's getting a little bit late, and I I don't want to keep you too long, bro. Yep. Anything anything you want to add?
SPEAKER_01Man, next is the season will be a good season, and you guys be ready.
SPEAKER_04Be ready, man. Be ready. It's it's a lot of fuel, you know. You guys might get hurt. Yeah, you guys get mad. Yup, man, and remember it is all jokes. Do not take it personal. If you guys are asking us, it's going to be our opinions and our answers. And if you don't like that answer, guess what? That's what he said. He coughed on you guys, man.
SPEAKER_06I was just bullshitting. I was just bullshitting. I was, I was, I was just bullshitting. And you know this, man.
SPEAKER_04So again, thank you guys so much uh for just a small little intro to the second season podcast. Uh, we'll do a full version uh this week, sometime this week. Uh Navo Nation Fair is going on. So if you guys happen to be going, please be careful. Already there's a lot of dumb drivers out there. Um, and then Ship Rock. Shiprock Hotel is opening soon, man. Dang, man. You guys stay away from Shiprock, man. I don't want you guys in my town, man. All right. I'm gonna be the first one there. I'm be the first one over there, man. Freaking getting shocked. Looking at you. Eye to eye. Yep, contact. It's all about contact now, making eye contact from here on out. But again, man, I am Mike Bitza, representing 1491 dropouts, representing tribal revival, representing laughter is good medicine, representing scratch nerds, and representing the infamous, infamous culture kings. If you guys happen to be at the fair on Thursday, I will be DJing there for Native King. Um, what's that how uh Greasy Fry Bread guy's name?
SPEAKER_01Oh Dan Jotty guy.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, him. I'll be DJing for him. I'm so sorry, man. I I don't I don't really know your name, but you guys seen him on Reservation Dogs. Greasy Fry Bread, Greasy Greasy Fry Bread. I'll be DJing for them too, and we'll be in Tent C. So if you guys aren't doing anything, come on out. Got new stickers, uh, got new promotional stuff, and I will be giving away some hats. Courtesy, courtesy of culture kings, culture kings, and then also we're gonna be having a drawing from Culture Kings on some freaking dope Timberland boots, bro. Courtesy of Culture Kings, they're gonna be sending me some Timberland boots to auction off, to give away, to draw away, whatever you want to call it. So, shout out to freaking the dopest, the dopest, dopest, dopest sponsor right now, man. Culture Kings. You guys are awesome, man. Go to culturekings.com. Don't forget to use the discount code DJWhoMe and get yourself some awesome, awesome merch, man. And again, thank you guys for listening. Word around the campfire shows, man. You got anything to add to that, man?
SPEAKER_01You guys stay safe, don't get pregnant, and uh we'll see you next podcast.
SPEAKER_04Yep, again, man. Happy birthday to all my September babies out there. You guys know who exactly you are. Uh, want to thank your mom and dad for freaking being nasty, for having those urges to have sexual intercourse. Yep, back in January, man. Or December, man. You know, freaking maybe that was a Christmas present.
SPEAKER_00Oh, oh, here's your Christmas present. I'm coming, girl. I'm wrapped.
SPEAKER_04So I want to thank your parents for being nasty and having intercourse because if it wasn't for them, you would not be here and you wouldn't be as handsome as you are, as beautiful as you are. So give a round of your applause of applause to your parents for being nasty, man. Damn, damn, damn.
SPEAKER_06And other than that, I was just bullshitting.
SPEAKER_04That's all. That's all. That's all, man. Thank you guys, man. Let's go, man.
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