Word Around The Camp Fire
Native American Comedy Podcast - Talking about Native American Daily life and struggles while having fun and making fun of being Native
Word Around The Camp Fire
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Yeah, man, that's what I was saying too, man. I was just like, damn, man, like I don't know, man. I was I was all scared, man, because you know, she's you know, told me that her eggs were fertile, and I was like, damn, I don't know, man. And then I was all scared, man, but I just I just went ahead and bought the chicken. What is up, ladies and gentlemen? I thought the story is glad. No, he was going a different direction. Oh, damn, man. Suckers. Suckers, man. Congratulations, you just got suckered, and ugly mother sucker. Damn, man. What's up, y'all? We want to welcome you guys to the podcast Word around the campfire. And before we get any further, we want to wish all you mothers a happy mother's day, man. Yep. Happy Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day. Uh, for you existing mothers. And if you guys were at uh the country western dance last night over the weekend, and at the Gunado Forever Tour, uh, we'll save the Happy Mother's Day until next year. Oh, damn, man. Me and Shadows were just uh sitting here just chilling, just talking. You don't want to we decided to do a podcast on Mother's Day just to um, you know, give you mothers a shout out out there, man. Want to thank all of you mothers out there in this world uh for being awesome mothers, for being um role models, man. I know some of you out there are single mothers. You guys have to play the mother and the father. So, man, hats off to you guys, man. What do you think about that, man? Like, like moms that have to pay play the mom and dad, bro. She should have fucked herself from the beginning.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit, man.
SPEAKER_01So basically, it's her fault. You hear that? It's your fault, man. So don't cry about it, huh? Don't cry. You're sucking, man. Don't cry about it. Oh, dude, but you know what? You knew what you were doing. You knew what you were doing when you were laid down with the man. I thought that he loved me. He wrote me poems, and uh he he told me that uh that uh I'm his forever, ever just kidding. But you hit me, Jody. But you hit me, Jody. You said you'd not hit me, Jody. Calm down, girl. Calm down, man. I told you to put the block on the numbers, what he's gonna say, man. I want you to get in there and clean that house and make them tacos, is what he said, and then yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm gonna make them tacos. Toby be a good boy. Toby be a good boy, Master. Toby be a good boy. We are just joking, ladies. But for real, happy Mother's Day, man. Um, like I said, I know some of you guys got to do it by yourselves. It's hard. I don't know how you guys do it as mothers. Um, and I just say that as mothers. I know I know how I did it as a single father, and you know, that was just fucking do it. Don't complain about it, just fucking do it, man. Oh, fuck, we're gonna get a lot of heat for that one. Yeah, for real, man. But I am blessed, man. I am blessed to still have my mom around. So happy Mother's Day to my mom, too, as well. I appreciate you, mom. She don't listen to the podcast, but this is a good shout out, man, for my mom. Holy cow, my mom is fucking amazing. Uh, freaking champ, man, a champ. And I I love my mom so much, as you guys know. Like I said, man, I'm a big mama's boy. So say anything about my mama, you know what, man? I'm gonna freaking pie you in the face, man, with the pecan vibe. Oh, man. Fuck yeah. Heck yeah, man. And last week, man, last week we played some volleyball. Uh while I don't want to say we, because I didn't play, man. Shit, I sat my ass down and just um uh just recovered, man. I don't know what I was recovering for, man. Everybody was asking me about the marathon, but you know what? We we won't talk about that right now, all right? We don't talk about that. So uh just uh next story. Next story, next story, yeah. Uh but yeah, man. Um uh volleyball was cool, man. It was good to see everybody again. And uh freaking even Kessa showed up, man, with the crew, man. Freaking Kessa showed up and she should have brought some pies with her, though. She should have put some yep, she should have brought some pies, man. We're talking about it, peacock pies, and um yeah, man. So it was it was good, man. Um Mother's Day plans, man. You got any Mother's Day plans? Probably just grill out, bro. Maybe. Heck yeah, man. Just grill out and chill. Yeah, man. Yup. I I'm my mom's at church right now, so she's she's getting the Lord's time in, but probably um, yeah, probably the same thing, man. Probably just chill out afterwards, just hang out. Uh love on my mom, even though I've been, you know, I've been hanging out with her a lot lately this week. Um yeah, man, other than that, man, just just chill, man, just chill, man. Uh graduation season, bro. Grand June. Oh, man, bro. Um Brooklyn, Brooklyn's officially back. Uh, so I am excited. I am happy. And we were talking yesterday, and time has gone by so fast. Last year we're, you know, we're getting ready to plan for graduation. Uh it was stressful. Oh man, I could not have done it last year without um, oh man, I'm sad I'm sad to talk about it, man. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna cry, man. I'm gonna cry, man. But man, um last year, like like I've like I've said, man, me and me and Brooklyn's mom, we we have we have a great relationship, we have understanding, but last year it was just a little bit weird, man. She got a little territorial on some things um that didn't happen, I guess. And as me, as a father, I'm not confrontational, man. I just be like, all right, whatever, you know, whatever, whatever. But I regret not standing up on the part that um when Brooklyn got her dress, a graduation dress. It was a blessing, man. It was a blessing, big blessing. But even the reception, even the graduation, like I I I should have just fucking been like, you know what? Uh you be the way that you are. This is my kid. I am inviting whoever I want there is going to be there, and I regret that, bro. Like uh I I bitched out, bro. For real, man, just because I wanted everything to go smoothly, I should have stood my ground and I I should have said, you know what? Um you be how you like I said, you be how you are. I'm you know, this this is the person that I'm inviting. Uh, she's gonna be there, they're gonna be there. Uh, so you know, just fucking wear your big girl panties and deal with it, you know? Oh man, I should have said, but man, like we were talking about it yesterday, uh, me and Brooklyn, and we were kind of going going, you know, going over the scenario again. And I was just like, man, I was like, yep, I bitched out. I bitched out. Um, and but you know, she was so respectful, and she was just like, you know what? No, that that's that's uh that's your thing. Uh so do that. But man, I shouldn't, I I shouldn't have did that, bro. I should have just oh man, I should have just fucked if if I could re somebody please build a fucking time machine, please build a time machine, please build a time machine, throw me in that fucker, and I am going to make everything right. But anyways, man, coming from that kind of relationship, bro, like like how is it with with with yours, man, knowing that you're going to be a father of a graduate, bro? Like, it's so surreal, bro.
SPEAKER_02Dude, it's unbelievable, bro. But you know, the main thing that's draining me out right now is the fucking all the shit that we ordered.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. Oh, damn, man.
SPEAKER_02Like, like uh, like the menu spot, the fucking eating shit and stuff like that, bro. It's just draining me, bro.
SPEAKER_01Damn, man.
SPEAKER_02Yo, I mean it's not just one, but it's two.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Oh man. Yeah, that it it gets expensive, man. Like like last year, like I said, man, when it when it was just, it was crazy, man. Every, you know, I I disagreed to everything, bro. Like for real. Like I said, I'm not a confrontational person. If if if Brooklyn wanted it, I was like, okay, cool, let's go get it. Let's do this. And and like I said, you know, I had the help. I had the help. And I I fucking do, man, as as many thank yous as I said. I don't think she heard me.
SPEAKER_02I'm getting a point where I'm like, fuck, I should just be a meal, bro. You should just be waiting. Yeah, fucking Neil, some shit from Mexico, bro. Oh yeah, damn, man. I'm at that point right now, bro. Because that's how much uh fucking graduations are sucking out of me right now.
SPEAKER_01Damn, man. I'm like, fuck. Yup, it is it is pretty, yeah, it got pretty pricey, man. And but I I was so thankful, man, that that um I had someone that just what that loved Brooklyn enough to to help, you know? Yeah. And like I said, man, I should have fucking stood my ground when that happened, but I didn't. And and we talked about that last night. Means me, Brooklyn talked about that last night.
SPEAKER_02Sounds like a what was that word?
SPEAKER_01Bitch! Yeah, man, yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, man. I bitched out on that, man. So, bitch of the week, I will give myself that award, bitch of the week, man. Goes to your host, you know, your favorite DJ. Hey, yeah. I will take that award, dude, because I I fucking bitched out on that, bro. Like, like, man, and like I said, bro, like I oh man, I bitched out on it, bro. But it's um, man, yeah. I'm waiting, I'm waiting for someone to bring that time machine around, man. That way I can go back in time and fix it, man. Fix it and and everything will be okay, man. I I'd be happy right now. Uh, but man, yeah, freaking graduation, man. Dude, okay, you warned me, you told me about this, man. About the fucking iPhone update. Oh, fuck. My dumb ass did not listen. I upgraded, um, upgraded my iOS and my fucking calendars got lost. I don't even know what I'm DJing, who I'm supposed to be DJing for. Like I said, I only have a little bit of receptions that I'm doing, but my other dates for shows, for um the casino, for In of the Mountain Gods, and even like some other some other big dates that I had planned. Gone, bro. Damn, gone. And I am like lost. I'm freaking out, bro, because some some people sent the deposits, and I'm just like, fuck, what day, what day, what day, man? They are all gone, bro. So if you guys happen to be listening to the podcast and you guys booked me for a show, a reception, reach out to me, please, and let me know, bro. Uh yeah, dude, like I and and I don't even know, like I said, who what days are day, bro? Like for real, bro. Like I am. All I know is that June is gonna be busy, supposed to be busy. May I really didn't have too much going on. Uh July didn't really have too much going on. And yeah, man. And then uh we had Kessa, Kessa last week, man, asking. So this is how crazy it is it's been. Um I got my dates mixed up for Culture Kings, man. Damn. It was supposed to have been this weekend. I Zo cancel. Hey. Oh man. So yesterday, yesterday afternoon, man, about three o'clock, man, got I got a call from the Culture Kings shop in Vegas over at Caesar's Palace. They're just like, hey, what's up, Michael? Um, what time are you gonna be loading in equipment? I'm like, what? Like loading in equipment? What are you talking about? He was like, oh yeah, man. He's like, you're supposed to be here today, remember? Dude, man, I had to apologize so bad for that. Uh I was telling Kessa, I was telling everybody that it was gonna be at the end of the month. That's how fucked up my schedule is, bro. Like, um, and so we had to uh we had to renegotiate some things and he was cool about it, man. So um I think the last the last the last end of July the last in uh the end of July is when I will be headed down to to to uh Vegas, man. I had a whole crew that was wanting to go to, and I fucked that up, bro. Like I I don't know, I don't know if it's just me getting a year older. Damn it because you know what, guys? This month is my birthday month. Damn so uh send all the gifts. So send all the anties and all the cash apps and dude. I don't know if it's just what is it called? Uh send me gifts. Send me gifts, send me gifts, send me gifts, chat. Send me gifts, chat. Send me the fucking galaxy. Oh you send me a galaxy, send me a corgi, send me uh send me something, man. Hey yeah, damn me some Starbucks. Send me some Starbucks, please. I'm I'm hungry. I need a place to stay. Uh send me some CA so I can get a room. Um my storage is getting ready to I'm getting ready to get evicted for the 11th time. Me and him broke up again. Damn, again, again, and uh he's gonna be back tomorrow. He's gonna be back tomorrow, man. He's just he's just in the restroom right now, and I'm just saying this so you guys can feel sorry for us and send us CA. That's why I'm whispering it. Hey, Dale, man. Oh, man. But this month is my birthday month, bro. The 26th is is my official birth date. Shout out to my mom and dad for having sexual intercourse so I can be here on this earth entertaining you guys. Nine months ago, though. Nine months ago, nine months ago, though. But damn, bro, like I was just um I I know she didn't mean it, but Brooklyn uh made me feel my age last night. You know, I've I've been talking about acting my age or being my age, even dressing my age. And Brooklyn just I know she didn't mean it, but she made me feel it. And I was just like, you know what, kid, go back to school.
SPEAKER_03Back to school right now.
SPEAKER_01Man, bro, but man, I've I've I'm in my I'm in my era now where I'm just like, um, not unless I have to, um, I'll I'll get ready. I don't I don't know if it's because I lost that little spark there. I don't have a reason to get ready anymore. Hey, uh, but man, I've I've just been feeling my eggs, bro. My cologne, yeah, my colognes are getting dust on it, man. Jimmy shoes. My Jimmy Shoes, man, my Jimmy shoes out there, man. And uh, but but dude, man, but but being able to admit that that you're getting older and that you know you're you're reaching maturity. Hey, finally, it's freaking cool, bro. Um I'm following an adult now. I'm following an adult now, guys. So I'm following an adult now, man. But oh man, but we are out and about right now, man. We are looking for some moms to bless right now. Damn. Um we are driving around Ship Rock, uh, just looking for some moms to bless, uh, maybe with a gift card or with the breakfast burrito. And what we're gonna tell them is that with that gift card, with that breakfast burrito, they have to give it back to us.
SPEAKER_02There's nothing on it, give it back to me.
SPEAKER_01There's nothing on it, give it back to me. Oh, he's busy yesterday. And then I'm gonna tell them, okay, hand me this breakfast burrito, and I'm gonna tell you thank you, big. God damn. Oh shit, bro. That's too funny, man. But oh, other than that, man, um, again, like I said, I just want to thank all the moms out there, man, for doing what you guys do. You guys are amazing. You guys do not know uh what you guys do for this world. And if you guys don't get the credit that you deserve, take a bow, Mama Bear. You guys did an awesome job raising your children. Uh, if you guys have to, you know, um stick up or suck up with that guy that don't do anything. Again, that's your fault. Damn, again, that's your fault. Again, that's your fault. We're not listening to your mom when she said, don't go with him. He's your cousin. Damn. That's your fault. That's your fault, man. Alright, there's nobody to blame but yourself for that, alright? You knew he wasn't gonna change.
SPEAKER_02You already knew his uh mom already. You know his mom already.
SPEAKER_01She was your aunt, man. She was your aunt. You knew that he had somebody already. You knew that he had kids already. What the fuck's wrong with? Sounds like I'm in church. Sounds like I'm in church. Damn, man. But no, man, special shout out to all the moms out there. You guys did good. You knew Jesus. You knew, you knew that Jesus was telling you, don't mess around. That boy, that boy right there is sinful. But you lack sin. You wanted to get you wanted to get your kicks. You wanted to feel that little, that little tickle there. That's why you went with him. That's why it's your own fault. Damn.
SPEAKER_02That's why you listen.
SPEAKER_01Yep, that's why you listen. Jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, ladies. We are just joking. But again, man, thank you guys so much uh for just tuning in with us. Today is just uh one of those random podcasts that we have uh um we talk about nothing. We didn't we didn't really have a structure on what we were going to do, what we were going to talk about, but we wanted to um just come on here real quick, give a shout out to all the moms, give a shout out to um everybody out there that's playing a mom figure, to all the grandmas, the aunties that have taken that role of being a mother. Thank you guys so much. You guys are very, very, very, very crucial to this world. And updates, man. Updates about my life is really nothing. Hey yeah, no, not really updates. Homebody, homebody up, homebody, man. Love being home. Holy shit, man. I got a hole in my pillow right now, man. My body pillows all have holes in them, yeah.
SPEAKER_02All the all the cotton's gone. All the cotton's gone. Like when they when it squishes up all the cotton and all the cotton's hard.
SPEAKER_01God damn.
SPEAKER_02New pillow. New pillow alert.
SPEAKER_01Send me CA for a new pillow alert. Send me some CA for a new pillow for my birthday. For your birthday, bro. I'm gonna buy you a fucking body pillow. Hell yeah, man. Oh man, uh freaking uh oh man, I thought the world was gonna end right there. Jesus coming back. Jesus coming back because we're making fun of an avian. But no, man, uh, we are just uh, like I said, we're in the groove of things, uh getting back into uh a regular, a regular, um, regular schedule. Again, uh, I have no idea what I'm supposed to be DJing, who I'm supposed to be DJing for. So my I've been trying, I've been trying everything to get my calendar back, and nothing has worked. So for all you hackers out there that put out videos saying this is gonna work 100%, uh no, no lie, no cap, whatever, you know what? Fuck you. Hey, yeah, I am just joking, man. But no, none of those hacks, none of those items like that have worked for me. So I am, like I said, I'm kind of freaking out, kind of wondering what I'm going to do and how I'm going to do it. But hopefully everybody texted me the day of that way. They can let me know where I'm supposed to be at. That way I don't lose any customers. But at this point, I'm just like, you know what, this is my last year DJing reception, so ew, that I guess that's what you can say. Going out with the bang. Hey, yeah. Um, but I'm looking forward to if you guys were in Gallup on Friday night. Shout out to you guys, man. The Gallup, or not the Gallup, the Gannado Forever tour with Kasmin, Q Wale, and all those other artists. I only know Caz and I only I only know Q, man. It was a freaking dope show. Holy cow, man. The love they have for these artists, man, for for Kasmin was freaking amazing, man. Uh, of course. If you guys have seen it, me and Q on Friday, we killed our set, man. We freaking killed our set. It was it was dope, man. We had a dope set Friday night, man. Killed it. Um and I think I um I think I got stopped there on Friday. Damn.
SPEAKER_02And then I thought I think I got a boner. I think Oh, man. I thought you were gonna say that.
SPEAKER_03I think I got it was a dope show, bro.
SPEAKER_01Uh they did invite me to the Albuquerque show, but you guys know me, man. I'm I'm I'm a businessman. So if business first, man. If they didn't come through with the funds, yeah, that's your fault, man. So uh unfortunately they couldn't come through with the funds. They tried to do an IOU as much as I wanted to be there. I was like, nah, man, I'm good. You know, I I gotta I gotta make sure those funds are in the account first before I make moves because I've been burnt so many times, bro. So I'm just not even gonna talk about it. I'm looking at the hotel right now, bro.
SPEAKER_02You know, if you were in Albuquerque, I would have stayed in Albuquerque last night. You should have, bro.
SPEAKER_01Damn. Oh yeah, Shells was in Silver City, man. He was uh he was he uh if you guys don't know Shells, he got shipped out over there, man. So he's in Silver City right now, man, and uh he became a silversmith. Damn he became a silversmith, so he makes jewelry now.
SPEAKER_02No, no, it's like I know what you talk about, bro. It's like, you know, business first and like if the fucking funds ain't there, bro. Yep, yup, exactly. I paid fucking this guy Moccasin money, bro. He's supposed to make my daughter Moccassin. Yeah, and I still haven't fucking received him. I mean, she's graduating next week, too.
SPEAKER_01Oh shit, man. Where is he located at? Let's find him. Oh, I know where he lives. Let's let's go, let's go find him. Let's go fucking wet willy him him. Let's wet willy him, man. Damn. With the wiener. With the wiener, man. With the wiener the hot dog that's wet. With the hot dog that's wet, man. Yeah, whatever happened to hot dog lips. Dude, okay, so I seen her. I seen her. Um, this was oh shit, when was it, bro? I think it was maybe a week ago. I was gonna tell you, but I totally spaced it, bro. But I ran into our infamous listener at one time, uh big supporter, and she got pissed off, man. Damn. Because her I don't I don't know. Do we do we talk about you know hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. We gotta handle some business real quick. Hold on, do some business real quick. Okay. Damn. Damn. So if you guys don't know, what we're doing right now is uh uh Shell's Shell's has an artistic side, man. Not an autistic artist. Not an autistic side, but an artistic side. He knows he has an artistic side, and he made some Mother's Day cards. Damn. They freaking look amazing, man. So if you guys are out there and you guys are are looking for a last last minute or even you know, a Mother's Day card. Trying to make you a happy X card. Yep, a happy X card. Sorry you got herpes card, or you know, sorry there's a bump on your lip now card. Damn.
SPEAKER_02Sorry he hit you card.
SPEAKER_01Sorry he hit you card, but uh he that means he loves you card. And then when you open the card, there's gonna be a fist that comes out. Damn a paper fist that comes out. I bet you I can make one like that.
SPEAKER_03Dude, that would be so fucking crazy, bro.
SPEAKER_02I was gonna say, I was almost bladdered it out, but um, I'm gonna make some funny Navajo cards, bro. Oh, day, okay. So when when the thing happens over there. Yeah. When uh yeah, so okay, okay, okay. So we're gonna be having uh funny Navajo cards.
SPEAKER_01Well, one of the cards that he's gonna come out with is when you open the card, there's gonna be like an a cheat that comes out and it says, We know we you we know that you like it coming at you. Dude, you should totally make a card like that, bro. And then there's like a little piece of a cheat that looks like a cheat, it comes out, and then I just put something funny on there. Like I saw you open your mouth.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_01Oh man, that's crazy, bro. Heck yeah, man. But yeah, we are um like I said, Shells is um is out here, man, selling some last-minute Mother's Day cars, man. This dude, man, for real, man, he's he is a genius when it comes to marketing shit like this, man. So if you guys are out and about, well, we're gonna drop this podcast as soon as it's done recording. Um so um, if you guys are out here, if you happen to see us, come see us. If not, then you know what? Come come hang out with us at another time, man. But for the month of May, it's gonna be kind of busy again, you know, graduation season. Shell's got got his babies that are graduating too as well. And, you know, I'm just the only thing that's happening for me is the birthday, that's it. But not really looking forward to it, man. Um shows, shows in July. Big show coming up, man, in July. Slim Thug. Slim Thugger. Slim Thugger is coming to farming to New Mexico and yours truly. Well, be DJing that, man. So uh I've been I've been turning down a lot of of gigs. Um like Gemini Brown Boy was last night, no worries. Uh man, had to turn that down. Like I said, man, business first, man, business first. And that kind of that kind of um that's kind of my fault uh because of how I ran business for a long time. Yep. Uh I ran business on people's word of oh, I'll pay you, I'll, you know, I'll pay you here, I'll be, I'll pay you there, whatever. And it's finally caught up, bro, and just fucking bit me in the ass, man. And but now being able to say, no, man, I gotta have payment first.
SPEAKER_02I gotta, you know, I gotta at least the fucking deposit.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, at least the fucking deposit. Um, you know, people are like, oh well, you you did you did this before one time for me, and I'm just like, yeah, never again, man. Never again, because you still haven't paid me, you know, like see your debt blitz. Oh yeah, for real, bro. Like you want to see how much you owe me. And you know, some people had died over me still. You're the asshole with all the money. You're the asshole with all the money, you know. Okay, that's probably what they think, bro. Yeah, for real, man. I I and uh yeah, man. But yeah, so this this year, this year, man, like I said, I've been really watching what I've taken. Hey, that sounds all rowdy, yeah. I really watching what I'm taking. Really watch what I'm taking. Really watching what I'm taking, but um, but yeah, man. Uh, so this this month is gonna be kind of a semi-busy month. Uh going into June, July. July is not too much, uh, it's not gonna be too busy, but I have a big announcement, man. I picked up uh Fire Rock Casino at a Gallup, bro, as a client. So I will be at Fire Rock in July for two nights. July. I am looking forward to it, but then again, I am not. Why? Because I keep my business on this side of the area on the mountain. So I know that once I cross on over into get the Gallup area, I am going to see probably co-workers. Baloney necks. Yeah, I am going to see co-workers. And you know, this and I'm pretty sure. Um, I'm pretty sure my name's gonna go around after that.
SPEAKER_02You know Mike, what's at my house?
SPEAKER_01Oh, dude, oh yeah! Fucked up.
SPEAKER_02Oh, did you know?
SPEAKER_01Oh, did you know he was over there? Oh, did you know that he he does this? Like, dude, that that's what I've been it's gonna be Michael Blackwater. Yeah, Michael Blackwater all over, man. So if you if you hear Michael Blackwater, then you know what? I was just DJing there. That was just those two nights, man. Uh but yeah, man, uh freaking, and then I started um I started uh in trying to start a contract with RSD Entertainment out of Albuquerque. Oh, that's RFS. D RFS. I was like, what are you gonna start a contract with him for?
SPEAKER_00Damn.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, the um um RS, did I say RSD? No, you said RFS. Real fucking sacred production. No damn hell no, man. Um play the background music. Dwell that saxophones, uh Dwell man, play that background music. Oh, bro.
SPEAKER_02Damn, Mike is a play that play that uh native flute. Play that native flute in the background, eh?
unknownWoo!
SPEAKER_01Uh but no as Cody Davis enters in. As Cody Davis enters in, he looks seductively around to make sure there's no witnesses before he penetrates and denies it. And Cody Daves comes up, grabs her phone, and hides it in the restroom, puts it inside his hands and tells her to find it.
SPEAKER_03Whoa! Dude, we could fuck up some shit like that. Oh man, eh.
SPEAKER_02But his whole career's down, bro. Damn, oh man. And um It's funny, have you ever thought about it? Like if you shot if you shot bullets at somebody, like, not meaning not physically, but like if you shot, you know what I mean? Like Yanny? Yanny bullets, like witchcraft. If you shot fire at somebody, their fucking career would be down here. Do you ever think about that? Yeah, yeah, I do, man. Like, uh if I if you fucking give me that chance, like, like, like, just like we did just a while ago, you know, shots fired.
SPEAKER_01There's a lot of careers that we can ruin.
SPEAKER_03I would say that now, man.
SPEAKER_01There's a lot of careers we can ruin, man. And then they'll probably try to say that about us, man. But all we've been talking, man, is facts. All we've been talking is is shit that we go through. No bullshit. No bullshit, man. Everything that we go through, the stories and everything is what we go through. Don't ever talk about anybody's shit besides besides our shit. Yeah, besides our shit, man. If we make fun of it, then you know what? We're making fun of you. Hey. But man, that that's crazy though, bro. Like, that's crazy to think about, man. If if because everybody always asks, everybody always emails Mike and Shells. Why aren't you guys on TikTok still? Is it because of this? Is it because of this? Because like I said, you know, we helped we help people uh when we were on TikTok. Yeah, we helped people with um with their fundraisers, or even when me and Shells did something for our community, you know, we we we we didn't ask for help. They tried to help us. Uh so when we offered our help and when we did help, our names got brought into their fucking drama.
SPEAKER_02For no fucking reason.
SPEAKER_01For no fucking reason. And it wasn't we didn't leave TikTok because of that. Um we left TikTok because it was just everybody was doing it. Yeah, same old shit. Everybody was doing it. Uh, there was nothing new that was going on in TikTok, and then it was just a waste of time. That was that was my personal perspective of it. And uh everybody thought, like, oh, you know, you guys left because was it because of that? You know, could care less, man. Not because of your stupid face, we care less about that fucking issue, man. But dude, I heard from a good friend that so what three years have passed? Damn, about three years. About three years, going on, three years. They cannot let go of an issue of what happened during a show that I did that they try to make up shit of like, oh my. You're talking about Colorado? Yeah, Colorado, yep, yep. They still talking about it. Damn. Our story, our side, not story, not side. Our truth has not changed since we first addressed it one time. Fuck. But the other person, they've they've their stories changed. She's fucking milking every yep, every single time, man. And I'm just like, dude, you know, you're beating a dead horse, man. And that's all that they have, man, for their quote unquote clout, you know? And it's it's it's pitiful, man. It's beautiful. We're gonna write a distract. It's gonna go viral. We're gonna we're gonna post it, and you know, you're you're you're still gonna write it, man. You're still gonna write it. So but it's my platform. But it's my platform. So, you know, good job, man. You get the you get the uh asshole of the week award. Hey the spam breath award. Get the spam breath award, man. But but yeah, we're just um that that was it right here, man. Oh, there's Cody Daves. Oh, Cody Daves comes in. At this moment, Cody Daves comes in with the fear look in his eyes, scanning the horizon, looking for his next prey. For his next prey, man. Holy shit, man. That's too funny, man. But anyways, we went on a little rant there. We don't like to go on rants, but you know, sometimes shit like that just happens. Yeah, shit just happens. But we are happy, we are blessed. Um, again, I didn't I didn't go through any of the questions this week. Uh, this was just a random day. But uh man, anything anything else going on with you, bro?
SPEAKER_02No, bro, just graduation week, bro. And next week I'll be going to Ohio, bro.
SPEAKER_01Damn, Ohio, man.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, bro. So I've been fucking It's been costing fucking pretty pennies, bro.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Especially the venue spot, the fucking, what is it, the catering, bro? Damn it. Not just one, but two, bro.
SPEAKER_01Damn, man. Damn. Dude, it's been draining, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I know. That's why I said I felt like going to Mexico and become a meal, bro.
SPEAKER_01There you go, man.
SPEAKER_02Just open my own massage parlor.
SPEAKER_01Damn, man. Dude, dude, I s I swear, I bet you if you just did that, if you are a coyote for just two runs, dude, you probably make, you probably make a fucking, you'll probably make make whatever, and you know, that way you don't have to work for at least four months.
SPEAKER_02Damn.
SPEAKER_01So, all right. I thought I thought Mike was gonna be a cool bro and be like, nah, bro, don't do that. Nah, bro, don't do that. Okay, story time, story time, story time. So the reason why I say that, I'm not, I'm not proud of this. I am not proud of this. Um, years, years ago, holy shit, man. I think, I think uh it was probably a little after me and my brother graduated. Um, my sister and her family were living in Tucson. We're living in sales, Arizona at one time. And I remember we went out and we went to go visit them, me and my brother. And we went out, we visited my sister, you know, their family, and if you guys know the Arizona area out that way, sales, sales, Arizona isn't too far from I think it's Juarez, Juarez, Mexico. It's like only 45 minutes from the Mexican border. So constantly on the TO reservation, you have, you know, immigrants walking across, walking, asking for water, you know, like, and so my brother-in-law, oh, he never let my my sister, my niece stay by themselves. Uh, so you know, there'll be random people knocking on the door asking for water, and they had a they had like a little um spout outside that they always let the people, you know, like, okay, you guys can get water there, whatever. So me and my brother, when we went out to visit on the way back, this was probably uh this was on the Sunday, Sunday, um, Sunday day. We're coming back, and we stopped in uh just not too far outside of sales, Arizona. There's a popular gas station there that was called Three Points. Uh all the Mexicans used to hang out there, man. They would be asking for rides and everything. And so me and my brother, we stopped there because they had bomb burritos too, bomb breakfast burritos. We stopped there, we got gas, we got you know snacks for the road, and then when we're putting in gas, we got approached by like two younger Mexicans. They asked where we're going, we're telling we're headed back here to New Mexico, and dude, they offered us 1,500 bucks to give them a ride to Casa Grande. So, what do our dumb asses do? Looked at each other and said, We looked at each other and we're like, all right, all right, let's do it. This is a story that I've not told anybody because I was always scared that, oh shit, we're gonna get in trouble, oh shit, cartel, you know. I was always scared to tell this story. But me and my brother's dumbass, man, we freaking were just like, oh man, 1500 bucks, that's a lot of money, you know. So I remember we told them, okay, we're gonna park on the side. Once we park on the side, uh, jump in. So we did. We parked on the side, they got in, they didn't have anything at all, bro. They didn't have no clothes. Uh no, no, not not no clothes. Just two random Mexicans getting it naked up. They didn't have any bags with them. They didn't have any bags with them. So we we parked on the side, and then all they had was just just water, bottles of water. So they jumped in and then we left. And like I said, we know I know that area. We know the back roads uh to from from sales, Arizona, Tucson to Casa Grande. We know the back roads. So we jumped, we started going the back roads, back roads, and then not too far, I would say about maybe 50 miles from from three points, we got stopped by Border Patrol.
SPEAKER_02Damn.
SPEAKER_01I was, I swear, man, I was fucking ready to pass out. He came to the window, my brother's side of the window. He asked us what we're doing. We just told him what we're doing and told him, oh yeah, we're we're uh we're headed to Casa Grande, you know?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then um he didn't look in the back though. He just asked, you know, we showed him our IDs and everything, and he was cool, he let us go. Told him that our sister, you know, lived in cells, and we're just visiting her. We're on our way back right now. And he was just like, okay, he didn't even see at that time we had our purple Dodge Chrysler. It was dope, man. Freaking, it was decked out, the windows were super tinted and everything. And um, and so we were uh we we um my brother was cool, you know. Like I said, he was he was a cool cucumber. He uh told him that this is what we're doing and everything, and that was it, you know? So um don't mind the don't mind the uh the noise. Show's there just handling business in the back. But the border patrol let us go, we left. Got all the way to Casa Grand. I remember we dropped we just dropped them off at uh Chevron gas station and they gave us the money. Fifteen hundred bucks, man. Fifteen hundred bucks. And I remember from Casa Grand, when we left Casa Grand, we went straight, we went straight to the mall, and I think we pretty much blew those that 1,500 banging home. All I all I know is that we came home looking fresh. We finally told my our family about maybe two, three years later, and it was so funny. Like, like um, again, at that time when my brother-in-law was alive, he was uh he was a police officer for the tribe down there, sales, and he was just like, What the heck, guys? You know, you guys could got into some trouble, you guys could uh, you know, like some time, so it was funny. But at that time, 1500 was a lot of money and it was worth it. Oh man, but we just um like I said, we just wanted to uh jump on here um just to um do a quick podcast and you know let you guys know what's what's been going on. Again, we are out and about. Uh Shells is going to be out selling some Mother's Day items. So if you guys are in Shiprock, come check us out. This is gonna be posted, so you guys probably won't hear this until afterwards. But again, man, happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there, man. Again, I I want to send a shout out to my mom, man. My mom's been a freaking champ, she's been a freaking soldier holding down the family. Uh, if you guys have ever met my mom, you guys will know exactly where I get my talkativeness from. It's from my mom. You got and if you guys have ever hung around, you know, my family, you guys would know that I get my hustle, my hustle and my grind from my mom, too, as well. Uh, I spoke about it a couple of times before, man. My mom's a freaking hustler, man. If something needed to happen within the family, my mom was right there, man, getting things done. If prayer needed to happen, my mom was right there praying for the family. If um, you know, things went went short, you know, my mom was there getting it done for the family. So again, man, I am so appreciative of my mom and just, you know, the person that she is and just holding it down for the family. And again, man, thank you all ladies out there, man, for if you that you guys hold it down for your family too as well. Uh, I know me and Shell's joke all the time about it, uh, making fun of uh making fun of ladies and stuff. And I always say, I always say that, you know, when it I I wish sometimes that uh I would I would get a period. Why? So I can use that as an excuse to be a dick too.
unknownA man period.
SPEAKER_01A man period again. We we get periods, lady. Our nose bleeds every once in a while, you know. It hurts. I don't drink enough water, I get a crank shit. Get hungry too. Damn.
SPEAKER_03Fuck you.
SPEAKER_01Damn, for real. I can already hear it, man. I can already hear everybody being mad about it. And damn, man. But other than that, man, anything else, bro? Like anything else is going on, man? Announcements. Um, oh shit, dude. Um, so we did get an email, and um one of our the person that I ran into due this week too asked um about this little opportunity that we're getting ourselves into, bro. Shall we uh do shall we talk about it? Shall we uh next podcast? Next podcast. All right, all right, all right.
SPEAKER_02I think it'll be closer, bro. I think it'll be closer.
SPEAKER_01Okay, okay, okay. It'll be closer then. So uh man, but like I like I said, man, uh the the the next adventure that we're we're getting ourselves into. Um I don't know, man. I look at it as creator setup. Damn. Because never everything. Everything moves fast, and it never happens like that. Even even the person that that was taking documents, she even said, This never happens. She was like, this never happens. And she was like, This is good. I mean, the feedback that we're getting from them on what we're going to be doing or what we're gonna be trying to do in is is positive, man. You know? Um so man, it's it's so hard to to to to mumble around it. To mumble around it, yep, to mumble around it because my dumb ass just wants to say, this is what we're doing, you know? And but man, it's it's uh it's it's a blessing, bro. It's a blessing. I mean uh the people that do kind of know about it are looking forward to it. They're they're hyping it up. And uh, yeah, bro, like I'm I'm fucking looking forward to it, bro. It's gonna be it's gonna be amazing. It's going to be amazing. And man, bro, I just yeah, yeah, I I there's um I don't know what else to say. Oh man, bro, but other than that, man, it's it's been uh it's been a good a good couple of months. Uh like I said, the grind don't stop. We're still out here, uh just um out and about like always, man. And man, how's the new job, bro? Man, new job's good, bro. Heck yeah, man. Heck yeah. Sadly, I'll be leaving, bro.
SPEAKER_02Oh, are you?
SPEAKER_01Oh shit, man.
SPEAKER_02Oh man Bro, I jumped on with the union, bro. Oh, with the union? Yeah. Oh yeah? Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_01Dwell, man.
SPEAKER_02So I'll be leaving here soon.
SPEAKER_01Okay, okay. And where are you gonna be stationed at next?
SPEAKER_02I'm hoping here local. Oh, okay. I see, I see. He's gonna be working for being like 30-minute drive, bro.
SPEAKER_01Damn. He's gonna be working for Begay Enterprise. Fuck! He's gonna be uh he's gonna be re-renovating and remodeling the the big flea market. Damn, imagine? Imagine, man. Oh shit, that's cool, man. Heck yeah, man. That that is freaking amazing.
SPEAKER_02I just got the call of what is it? Thurs Thursday? Yeah. Yeah, I got a whole setup interview, everything, bro. Oh, damn. So now I'm I'm a union worker, bro.
SPEAKER_01Hell yeah, man. That's what's up, man. That is paid my dues and all already. Paid your dues, hell yeah, man. That's freaking badass, man. Heck yeah, man. Um, yeah, that's that pretty much it for for I mean myself, man. I go to work, be home, that's it, man. Damn and homebody, man. Love it, bro. Hello, love homebody, man. Homebody. Homebody, man, and um, and you know, still on the grind, still, you know, working out and and riding bikes, dude. Dude, again, man. Uh so Wednesday, was it Wednesday? No, Thursday at work, dude. My shadow was fucking me up again, bro. For real, bro. Like I said, man. Like I said, it's it's been a year since I've been out of this little uh healthcare crisis, you know? And I'm able to to to keep on some weight, able to keep on some weight, but um the weight that I've been keeping on, like I said, I just because I've been riding, just because I've been I've been walking, running, or whatever, I don't know if it's muscle, bro, but I don't like the way it makes me feel. I don't like the way it makes me look, too. Because, dude, because I was so happy when I got back into a large. Yeah and I think just because you know I'm feeling out a little bit, hey yeah. I mean, I don't see it, I don't see it at all, but dude, I don't like it that I'm slowly getting back into extra large, bro. I don't like it. I don't like it, and and my appetite isn't big at all, bro. For real, man. Like I'll eat breakfast in the morning and that's it. I'll have something small in during lunch, and then I think it's just be I've been forcing myself to eat, bro. Damn, and I don't like it, bro. Like, I don't, man. I'm just insecure about it.
SPEAKER_02Damn. So my monthly goal, bro, is I'm gonna drop down about 40 pounds.
SPEAKER_01Hell yeah, bro. I'm with you, bro. Let's do it, man. What are we gonna do, man? How are we gonna do it?
SPEAKER_02How are we gonna do it, man?
SPEAKER_01Uh gym. Jim? Run? All right, man. I'm down for it. 40 pounds, bro. Heck yeah, I'm I'm down for that shit, man. End of June. End of June. All right, man. You guys heard it here first, man. Keep us accountable. Where Chow said he wants to lose 40 pounds. Fuck it. I'll lose 40 pounds too, man. And uh we'll we'll just um throw up every time. We'll do it the old school way, man. Yeah, we'll just do it old school way, man. Throw up after we eat. No, bro.
SPEAKER_02I was thinking about just jumping on the rock train, bro. Yeah. Uh loser faster. There, there you go, man.
SPEAKER_01G train.
SPEAKER_02Just roll the fucking light bulb.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, there you go, man. G Train, man. You heard it here first, man. He's he's gonna get on that G Wagon, man. To get on that G Wagon and just freaking. So if you see him out in the battle asking for change, just yeah, just hook him up and let him let let him know that he's doing good.
SPEAKER_02Just losing pounds.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he's losing pounds, man. He's he's trying to be healthy. Just encourage him. Encourage him. He's trying to be healthy, yeah. Just help me buy another rock. Help him, help him with these funds, man.
SPEAKER_02CA here, man. Well yeah, bro, that's my goal before June. June is over, bro. 40 pounds.
SPEAKER_01Heck yeah, man. Heck yeah, bro. Man, I'm trying to stay, I'm trying to stay within my weight class because big announcement in July. Um me and my bestie, my work bestie are going to be fucking jumping out of a plane. Damn. We're going skydiving, bro. Moab. Moab, we are going skydiving, bro. So I'm trying to stay under this weight limit, you know. Well, I mean, it's not a big weight limit. Like I said, I I my my weight's good. Uh, I just don't like the way it makes me look. The way it makes me feel. Because like I said, I've I'm not a big eater, man. I I snack, I'm not a big eater. I've been watching what I've been eating. And like I said, I've been, you know, on this uh running, jogging, walking, whatever, and then also biking. So a lot of it I think is muscle. There's a little bit of muscle. Uh so I'm as they as you guys know, as they always say muscle weighs more than fat. And I think that's what it is, bro. I'm not trying to make it an excuse or whatever, but I think that's what it is. And so 330 pounds is the weight limit for skydiving. I'm not 330 pounds, I'm not even close to 300 pounds, but I don't want to be.
SPEAKER_02Dude, I was trying to, I was trying to I was trying to weigh 300 pounds, bro. Yeah. But I can't do it. Damn. I can't do it. I was gonna make a series, my 300-pound life. I was gonna see if I can knock off uh fucking 100 pounds in like three months. Dude, I bet you can do it, man. I was like, uh, but then I was thinking, I was like, fuck, man, that's that's a daily grind right there.
SPEAKER_01Yep, man, damn. That's another job. Man, yep. And shout out to everybody out there that are gym rats that watch what you guys eat. Um, I I I I love to see people eat. And not like in a perf way or anything, but um I like people. If I if I if I'm with somebody and we go out to eat, I I want to feed you, man. I want to overfeed you, you know? I want to make sure that you're taking care of me. I want to be like, hey, yo, baby, you know, what do you what do you want? You want tacos? Okay, let's go get tacos, man. We freaking get a whole shitload of tacos and we don't know what we do with it afterwards, you know? Damn. Like that's that's that's just me though, man. I want to I want to make sure you're you're fed on your side, you know. God damn. You're game weight, date. Damn. And I'm getting the blame for it. Hey, dang, man.
SPEAKER_02Are you pregnant?
SPEAKER_01Are you pregnant? Damn, man. But no, man, I mean, I I I I like enjoying new foods, you know. I'm a foodsie, man. I love trying new foods, and it's just, yeah, man, it's like I said, I I'll eat just a little bit and then that's it, man. I'm good, man. But I think I think the the the muscle is what's taking over my weight, man. And and like I said, you know, I don't I don't look fit. I'm not like all Mr. Buffiness or whatever, but I can feel it, you know? Yeah. I can feel in my body where I gained a little bit of muscle, you know? And it's just uh my shadow just fucks me up, man. Damn. Fucking just look like Larry the Lobster again, man, you know Larry the Lobster. Wait, Larry the Lobster, all fat ass, man. Hey yo, man. But other than that, man, I I don't I don't know what else, bro. I was gonna look at some of the emails, but I was just like, oh man, I want to get into it, and then next podcast, man. Next podcast will have uh um more stories, I guess you could say. And uh been trying to get Kessa on again uh just to just to re- iterate, I guess you could say, on the female side of some of the questions that we ask, uh, even though we don't care about it. Damn.
SPEAKER_02I'll try to fuck up this week so I can make it have a story.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, man. Yeah, I'll try to fuck up this week too, man. That way I have story time next week, man. Um something crazy, man. Damn. Something crazy, yeah. But other than that, man, uh you guys out there stay blessed. Uh be good. Don't forget you guys are in the favor of the creator. Ladies, don't forget to smile because you smile so contagious, man. Don't forget you guys are handsome way before you way beyond you give yourself credit for. And as always, man, you guys are awesome. Any any any other words, Shelts? Happy Mother Day. Happy Mother Day, and I hope you're gonna be able to do that.
SPEAKER_02Happy Mother's Day guys stay safe. Hope you don't get pregnant again today. Damn!
SPEAKER_01And if not, hey, in nine months we'll have a baby shower and have some food. Just let us know, man. Give me a shout out on the podcast. Give you a shout-out on the podcast. And then if you want to shout out your baby daddy, uh, but if you don't want his wife to know, you know, like I'm gonna challenge these guys.
SPEAKER_02If they have ex-baby daddies and they want to email us in, oh shit.
SPEAKER_01Yep, if you guys, yeah, oh yeah. If you guys want, you know, want to email us your your baby daddy's name, that way we can make fun of him and um you know, make make fun of what he does. Yeah. Make fun of his job, mate. Make fun of his new lady, how her feet's all jacked up, man. Don't make fun of my feet. Don't make fun of my feet, how her how her feet's all jacked up, how her neck's all black, you know, how her bread is all stale. She knows how to make bread, you know. Puppies won't eat it. Even the puppies won't eat it, man. If she dresses all cheap and she tries to dress like a like a millennial or however you say it, you know, and try to dress like these little kids nowadays. She listens to um Suicide Squad. Is it Suicide Squad? Suicide Boys. Suicide Boys. Suicide Squad. Don't even know, man. Suicide Boys. This is Suicide Boys. Uh, she uses all the new slang. Damn, crash out. Crash out. There you go. She crashes out. Uh, she's all zenned out or whatever you say it, man. She's all rized. She's all burnt. She's all buzzed. She's cooked. She's baked or whatever, man. Like all this. She's just a tryhard. She's just a try hard. You know, she's a tryhard, and you're not even a hard-on. And hey. Damn. Let us know. Let us know. Let us know. Let us know. We'll fucking make fun of them, man. But other than that, man, you guys are awesome. Don't forget you guys are blessed. Again, you guys are in the favor of the creator. And I want to say we love each and every one of you guys. Again, happy Mother's Day, mothers. You are awesome. We love you guys. And we want to love on you. And we want to make love to you. And whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Just joking, just joking, just joking. But man, happy Mother's Day, man. We love you guys, man.
SPEAKER_02Yep.
SPEAKER_01Love you guys. Alright, man. Again, if you guys didn't hear around the podcast, oh shit. It's been a while since I said it. If you guys didn't hear around the campfire, then it probably isn't true, man. Jeez.
SPEAKER_03Thank you for tuning into the podcast. Word around the campfire.