Word Around The Camp Fire
Native American Comedy Podcast - Talking about Native American Daily life and struggles while having fun and making fun of being Native
Word Around The Camp Fire
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Surprise… another podcast cause we prolly won’t record for a few weeks cause we have Isssh to do hahaha but enjoy, be safe and know you are in the favor of the creator
Damn, your puppy's just all flying around in the back. Puppy puppy floating road up or puppy floor. Damn. Fucking stay in the res now. Damn. Res has it now. Fucking res has a man. Damn. Like the res has your uncles. Damn. Like the res has your exes and your current. What's up, y'all? Good morning, man. Y'all better. Good morning, chat. Can you do that? How you doing, chat? Damn, bro. Did you know? Shit, man. Um, I heard that, you know, people, people that was in our lives or that we watch on on live when we when we had TikTok, dude, they still are on there, man. What the hell? Grow old, fuck it. For real, man. Just crying hard. Man, but it's you do you think that's sad though? Uh damn, dude. That's crazy, but sad, bro. Man, man. But hey, if you guys do TikTok for a living and that's your lifestyle, and you don't want it work, yeah. I guess it's a good shit. There you go, man. But it is Wednesday. It is hope day. Uh, I'm catching the guys.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Puppy chill, daddy chill. Daddy chill.
SPEAKER_03It is home day. We are on our way. Well, Shouse is on his way to uh Fort Defiance. Yeah, take my puppy. He's taking in his puppy for his shots or uh to get neutered. Damn, no, he's getting his uh wiener checked. Oh, dang. Fucking dog got dirty. Man, dog. See, that's what happens, too. It's not only men and ladies that are going through that. Puppies. There's puppies, dude. Damn, I call I call my dog E C E now, bro. Dang, man. Dog brands around the whole fucking neighborhood, bro. Dang, yeah. Fucks any dog, bro. Damn, man. Anything, huh? Fucking horny dog. Just like your ex. Just like your ex, man. Just bangs anything on, man. Damn, man. Oh, man. But I found that dog and I tried to run it over, bro. Did you really? Yeah, I did. What the heck? I tried to run it over, bro. You cost me thousands of dollars, you fucking razz mut. Man, if so, if anybody wants a dog, don't pick it up. Come pick it up, man. Uh it it's uh the only thing is it's a nasty dog. Damn. Yeah, bro. That fucking this dog right now cost me about over fucking a thousand bucks right now, bro. Holy cow, man. Just fucking going back and forth, gas and his fucking medical fees, bro. Damn, man. Do you have uh pet insurance? Damn. I should I should get paid pet insurance, bro. Yeah, um some people say it's good, and then some people say it's eh worth shit. But I was looking at it, you only like pay like you get 50% back or something like that. Oh, really? Yeah, it's it's kind of cheap, but so it's it's uh reimbursement, it's not like actual insurance where you just pay a copay? Yeah, you just pay a copay, but you don't get shit back. Oh, damn. It's kind of alright, but just worms in his butt, huh? Damn. Just another dirty. Damn. We were um we're like I said, I I caught I caught a ride with Shells. Shells was uh awesome enough to give me a ride this morning, so I'm I'm on my way to work right now, and uh man, I am freaking excited for the day, bro. Like it's just uh one of those days, man. Have you ever woke up and you're just like, damn, like you with a jump? Yeah with a jump this morning. Oh man. Oh man. I was gonna say something out, but I took it back. I took it back, man. I took it back, man. But nah, man, have you had one of those days where you you want to get started? Yeah, you did, man. Fart noises. Where you just you want to get the day started? Yeah. Dude, it's it's been a long time for me since I felt that way, man. This morning I woke up and I was like, hell yeah, man, today's gonna be fucking dope, man. You know, and I don't know what it is, man. It was it was freaking cool, man. I was happy to be alive for the first time. Hey, not depressed. I'm probably thinking my name's in the snake kit now.
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SPEAKER_03Oh man. And it was funny because this morning, I was when I was getting ready, uh, I was listening to music, you know, because I I always listen to music when I get ready, you know, even when I sleep, you know, uh white noise or whatever. This morning I was listening to music, and and I was listening to some stuff, yeah, I was listening to music. And uh it was so funny, man, because DMX came on what these bitches want. And he went down the list of names. I was like, oh shit, that one's in the snake pit, that one's in the snake pit, that one's in the snake pit. Yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, it was freaking funny. Danielle and Alicia.
SPEAKER_03If we said your name, we're sorry. Man, you're you're you're uh officially in the snake pit. No, dude, but it was funny, man. When I was listening to it, I was just like, damn, like he went through all the names, man. Like it was just freaking hilarious. I think DMX was like my dog, Ray. Man, dude. Oh man, I I always love I always love telling the story, man, and um of of the time that that me and Ray did did that little tour with DMX, you know? Yeah. And then we ended it in uh Farmington over at Big City. And I remember always, man, like he how he sounded on a track was how he sounded just in real life, man, regular, you know. When he was eating his food he's on earth. Yeah, for real, man. It was funny because we went to we went to uh we went to iHop before the show, you know? Yeah. And uh they sat his way in the bag because they didn't they didn't want um they didn't want uh what do you call it? Um like a lot of people, you know, like bothering him or whatever, you know. Yeah. Um they gave him the option of like, oh okay, we you can't you guys can just close down iHop or whatever, you know. But he was like, no, no, it's fine, it's fine, you know. So they sat his way in the back and we're getting ready to get ready to eat. And um, it was so funny with the way he's talking, man. It's just like, hey yo, order what you guys want. Go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, order what you want, you know. Like it was funny, like, even when he was asking at that time, iHop used to serve fish. Yeah, and it was funny because he was just like, he kept asking the waitress, like, hey yo, how's the fish? Is the fish good here? You know, it was so funny, man. I would know that was probably one of the best, like most funnest tours, man, that I've ever been on, man. Me and Ray, man, that was freaking fun, man. But exit boots on. Yeah, X, man. X is freaking funny, man. But but yeah, man, um, you guys know him as DMX, I know him as Earl. I was on a first name basis. I was on a first name basis, man. I called him by his government, man. Oh man, that was funny. But this morning, as as we're as we're cruising, man, we're jamming and talking about music, and then just um uh again talking about you know the the homie QLA, listening to his new his new song War. Go check it out, man. It's freaking dope. And then he has another one that's coming out, man. It's called Say My Name. Damn. I got the exclusive on that one, man. Uh so that one is a freaking dope one, man. That is uh kind of uh uh She Got Me Fucked Up Part 2. I don't want to give it away. Sorry Q, sorry Q if you're listening, man. I have to promote, man. Uh, don't don't worry, you'll get good promotion here. Hey, yeah. But yeah, man, like uh like we're jamming out and everything, and then um Shell, Cell's working on an album too as well. I heard uh one of his songs, man. Um yeah, man, what what's what's uh what's one of the new tracks, man?
SPEAKER_05Dude, new track. I mean, I heard it before on TikTok, but fuck, I haven't played it in a long time, bro. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03It's from the bottom, bro. Oh man, from the bottom, man. From the bottom, bro, and reservation made, bro. Yeah, reservation made is dope, man. Freaking. The reason why I made that is because you know, a lot of people go out into the cities and they're like, ew, you're from the res, and you're they're fucking from the res, bro. Yeah, for real, man. They get that mentality that they get whitewashed. Yeah, get whitewashed. That's why I made the song, man. Damn, hell yeah, man. I'm I I always say, man, I'm a res kid to the fullest, man. I freaking talk all John down, all Res down, man. Uh there's some words that I can't pronounce, like first. First, first, I say first, and pop. Yeah, I say pop all the time. And dude, I can't say, I have to say it slow. I can't say cinnamon. Oh, I thought you were saying. Cinneman. Cinneman. Cinneman. Cinnamon. Cinnamon. I have to say it slow. Cinnemon. Cinnamon. And uh uh, what's that? What's that bleach? I don't know about that one. What's the what's the bleach name, the brand? Uh Clorox? Clorox. Clorox. Cralox. I can't say that word, bro. Dude, I can't say that word, man. For looks like Clorox. Clorox. Oh man, I can't. I have no idea, bro. Yeah, but yeah, man, I'm I'm res to the fullest, man, like I've said, man. I'm proud to be from the reservation, man. Like I it's freaking runs in my blood, man. Yeah, Mike went to Krillin. Yeah, I went to Krillin. Now I graduated from Farmington, and then uh kind of got whitewashed there for a little bit. But uh, you know what? It's all good. Hey yeah, today, man. That's too funny, man. But we're yeah, we're jamming on some music this morning and uh freaking uh was on there, man, because Shells played uh I lost everything, man. And I was sitting here on the side looking out the window crying. That song is badass, bro. I can't wait till it's gonna be. And your mama's bed sheets. And your mama's bed sheets, man. Uh it's good, it's uh like I said, April 11th. I got another one dropping, and then uh surprise one. It's gonna be released again, so I'm not gonna say when, but man, I'm just um these were in the archives, bro. Damn. Archives, you know, just sitting there. Uh you dusting it off? Yep, yeah, dusting it off. And like I said, man, you know, uh, I think I'm just gonna do a uh a little uh EP, you know, Heartbreaks and Ukulelies, man. Damn. Everybody be crying. Everybody's gonna be crying, man. But man, yeah, man, freaking I'm excited, man. Uh like I said, Shells, if you guys don't know, man, Shell's got some songs out there on iTunes. Um you got Blessings that are on iTunes, and then um uh fuck. Uh The Dream. The Dream, the Dream is on iTunes, and My Decisions. So if you guys uh you know got iTunes, Spotify, go check that out. What's your tag on there, man? Sheldon B. Sheldon B, yeah, Sheldon B. So go check that out, man. Um, I think uh I'm trying to release um My City, but that's too explicit, bro. Is it really? I'm just like, damn. Damn, man, that one that one was a good one, man. I think I think do you have it on? Yeah. Do you have it on your phone? Alright, we're gonna we're gonna have you guys listen. Yo, yo, yo, man, turn this off right here and tell your kids uh tell your kids. I gotta listen to this privately. Yep, tell your kids like when your man's there, when your lady's there to go in their room. Go in the room right now. Go in your room right now, man. Say uh because grown folk talk, grown folk talk. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to release, bro. But I'm a un I'm undecided about it, bro. Yeah, man. Man, Shell's got a Shell's got a new system in his truck, man. It's fucking badass, man. I'm just I'm just like this.
SPEAKER_05The music is like a subject.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna perform in the truck right now, but damn. Man, that's see Arizona, he doesn't hate you guys. He shouted you out on the song, man. Damn, man. Oh, damn, that's fucking bad. I had to go all four directions. He went all four directions. Because it felt sacred. And he went into Utah. Even went into Utah. Utah. He went into Colorado. Colorado, he was deep in you. Send me some uh TikTok. What is it? Some some TikTok uh gifts, was it? Yeah, gifts. Dang, man. Send me some gifts. Oh man, that is freaking sent me a corgi dance. Oh corgi and dance, and then after you wore fans, man. Oh man, that is freaking crazy, bro. Man, that is dope, man. That's called My City? Yeah, My City, bro. Heck yeah, man. Like that, man. I'm debating on really shit. I'm debating on it. Yeah. But the second verse, bro, is crazy fuck, bro. Man. The second verse is stupid. Man, there was um um man. Sorry, I was I was answering the email. Um, no, man, there was one that we did too, man. It was freaking funny, man. Which one was that? The one where we're just like cussing up a storm, man. Damn. That was just uh that was just uh um a parody. Hey still, I thought it was a good thing. Oh man, that one is probably uh we'll probably have to next podcast. Next podcast, man. Next podcast, but man, and um, I think I'm gonna release uh what. Oh man, freaking the club banger, man. That one I think I'm gonna fit um a feature Tay Tay. Featured Tay Tay on that, man. Shout out, Tay Tay! Tay Tay Featri, man. Tay Tay Featri, man. Young Tay Tay. Young Tay. Young Tay. Dang, man. But yeah, man, we're just uh we're just chilling, uh cruising in right now, man, and uh we're jamming out on some music, man, and just uh just man, just reminiscent of the old days, man. Tour life, um shows, and just people that that went along the way. This is no no hit or no shots fired to nobody, bro. What do you think about um that dude, uh, what is his name? Mutton sandwich guy? Uh Cody Dance. Yeah, bro. What do you think about his like short videos, bro? How he makes those facial expressions? Have you seen one of his videos? I've I've seen one of his videos. I think it's um it's it's gonna get played out, man. I mean, the the the followers, the the people that are like, oh man, whatever, you know, uh that's cool if he has people like that, you know, hype men, yes men, you know? Yeah, like uh but his I think his videos are just gonna get played out, bro. Yeah, like like how he how he talks on his videos, I know it's this comedy and all, but yeah, how he talks about his videos like like on chapter houses and and like jewelry at the flea market and shit like that, you know what I mean? Yeah. And then what do you what do you think about that? Like do you think he's making fun of people? Um I don't I don't think he's necessarily making fun of people. I think he's making fun of people that act like that at the flea market, you know? I don't think he's making fun of people how they talk like that, because we do talk like shit. I talk like that too. Oh dang, look at that one right there, they're so red out, you know. Like, I'm I mean I talk like that. But um, I know there's some people that do take offense to it. I know there's some people that are mad about it, you know. Um like he's making fun of it, especially when it comes to the medicine man skits. Like he makes fun of them, and then also some people when he does his church skits, the church skids are fucking funny, man. Coming from church background, you're like it's wrong. I seem one, like, dude, that fucking cracked me up, bro. Yeah. I was like, damn, that is true, but he's all like, you're the pastor, and all your sons are like this or like that. I was like, Yeah, man. Yeah, it was funny, but whoever does the other voice in there, that that's that's fucking annoying, bro. I think he does it all, bro. He does it all. Okay, okay, while the second voice where he's in the background or whatever, asking the question, that voice is fucking annoying, man. Like it's like they're trying too hard. The thing about um native comedy that uh that I don't like, I guess you could say that's a pet peeve to me, is when they try the accent too hard. You know, there's people like me that uh it comes naturally. I'm just kidding. Like um, and then there's people that just over-announciate it, like they play it too hard. Like that one lady that was on um, I don't know if she's still on TikTok, if she's on social media, uh her name and this is this is no disrespect, there's no shots fired or anything like that, but her name's Lane, I think. Like she does, she's she's a female comedy, she's cool, you know, and she, you know, um the person that I respect the most that doesn't do that is uh um Tanya. Tanya Joha. Like she she makes fun of Rez life, like um, you know, basketball and yeah, yeah. Like she she doesn't over-exaggerate the native accent. Yeah, she doesn't try, you know? It's natural, man. So shout out to to Tanya Joha, man. She's a good friend too, as well. Um so she she doesn't try like that, you know? But sometimes, I don't know, like I said, it I I could be hypocritical, you know, and everything, but but the res, the res comedy of the accent is it gets played out really easy, man. Once you once you start doing it over and over again, you know? Yeah and some people have it, some people don't, man. Some people have to force it. And I don't like to force it. I like to ease it in. No, no, that never happens. What's up, man? What's up, ma? What's up, girl? Dang, this you song, ma. What's she doing, ma? Yeah. Yeah, yep. Um, but what do you think about it, man? Like Bro, like uh some of his videos are funny, bro. Yeah. I mean, I can't I I understand and all. And then sometimes, like you were saying, like, he tries too hard on some of them. Yeah. And then like at the end, like people get offensive about it and they start talking about it, and it's like, and then at the end he says, Lonnie's gonna blonde or whatever. Yeah, yeah. And one of them were all like, so you blonde forever. I was like, fuck. At one time he was an alcoholic. For real. Yeah, for real. Like at one time he was an alcoholic, it was bad, man. And of course, not trying to put, you know, pull up old cases, but that incident that happened in Durango, you know? And some people just forgot about that. And those people that forgot about it are the ones that are all, oh I'm uh MMIW against violence. It's the fuck out of here, man. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, man. If you guys know what I'm talking about, you guys know what I'm talking about, man. But what happened, man? Damn, I'm fire. Yeah, campfire, man. Let's uh we'll have to. That's gonna be another story, another story, man. But a lot of people don't. You know, um it was all on the newspaper, yeah. It was all on the newspaper, and we're not trying to bring up bullshit. Apparently, he moved on and he's better now, so hey man, shoutouts to you for doing that, man. Uh but yeah, man, that the native comedy, it does, it does get old. Because when we do ours, like it's not, you know, we make fun of certain things. It's not force, it's not force, and we try not, we don't come in here and just sound like this all the time, and then we don't have a dialect like this. Where we're trying to sound like Chinese and then Native American at the same time. Like, sound more like that, bro. You know, man, man. It just has to come on natural like this, alright? The res Chinese. The res Chinese guy, yeah. It just comes naturally like this, man. You don't have to sound like this, okay? Like you're trying to start a trick. You don't have to sound like this, okay, everybody. Imagine meeting a fucking Chinese res guy. Chinese res guess that's exactly how he's gonna sound, and what do you want to eat? Do you want soft nuto or hard no dough? Which one? Hurry, hurry up and hold him. Sound like the IXS receptionist. What do you want? What's your chart number? Hurry! Damn, don't disrespect, bro. I went to IHS a couple weeks ago, bro. This this shit, bro. Like, she was giving me the hardest fucking time ever, bro. Damn. Like, I put, you know, you gotta fill out paper and all that shit. And I put my chart number, I put my data first. I put everything on there. Oh, fuck. Fuck your handlers. Oh shit! Fuck your handler. There is a fucking there's deer exactly where I fucking hit those deer. I swear to god, there's Michelle Software. That's exactly where I hit the deer right there, bro. I am dead serious, man. That is exactly where I fucking hit the deer. Was right there, man. Fuck your antlers. Fuck your antlers, man. His whole gang's right there, man. They're probably looking out for me, man. Dude, that's on fucking serendipity right there, man. That's oh man. Fucking genie genie. Damn fucking ears. But yeah, bro. Fuck. Yeah, like I was saying, bro. Fuck, locks me off track. Dang, yo, I know me too, man. I'm thinking about it. Hey, good day. And it was probably about almost around this time, too. Holy shit, man. That's fucking. Oh man. In the name of Jesus, whoever's uh trying to gunshy us out there, uh, we apologize for making fun of your blue-collar man and uh putting them on blast, saying that you like blue-collar uh guys. In the name of Jesus, amen. Amen. And uh don't forget uh Kessa said her reindeers. Oh yeah, Kessa. Kessa, is that you? I know you lost, uh, but did you send me reindeers after us? She sent you gushy, gushy's gonna gush. We have to make a shirt to send us. Yeah, Gushy's gonna gush.
SPEAKER_05Gushie's gonna gush. There you go, man. Gushy's gonna gush. Oh yeah. Oh, make it right now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gushy's gonna gush, man. Damn, man. But I totally forgot what we're talking about, man. Those deers threw us off, man. Fucking deers. Oh, I was talking about IHS in the world. Oh, yeah, IHS, yeah, yeah. And I fill out my paperwork and then, dude, she gave it back to me. Yeah. And then she's all like, oh, you got a wrong number right here. I was like, how do I got a wrong number? She was giving me like the hardest fucking time, bro. So I got my paper back and I put the numbers on fucking big letters, like big numbers, bro. Damn. And I was like, is that better now? She got the paper and she ripped it. What the heck? Yeah. Well we're at patient, patience, the where you ripped your stream. Yeah. She just fucking like took the, like, ripped it out of my hand, the fucking paper ripped, and she's like, You gotta fill out another one. I was like, what the fuck? Damn. No, you take that fucking paper. Damn, you should have said, you know what? I'm going to Fort Defiance because they have good customer service service. Going to Fort Defiance. Bye. Taking my chart. Can you give me my chart? Take it to Fort Defiance right now. Damn. Because they they they practice customer service every day. Damn. Every day. I'm going to a snake pit with it. Going to man. Yup, they practice customer service too. Oh shit, man. That is too funny. Man, IHS, man. You guys need to step your game up, man. Damn. Man, I don't know. Young DMX, man. What these bitches want from a man, yo. You know? I'm gonna today I'm all I'm just gonna talk about. I'm just gonna act like DMX all day when I answer the phone. Hey, yo, what you want? IT, can I help you? Oh yeah, you forgot your password? Alright then. Let me let me reset it for you. Reset it. This is Brenda Felicia. Tanisha. This is Brenda Tanisha. Tanisha Taekwan. Knew about four Kims. So what's your name? What's your name? What you really want for? All day, man. Sound like that, man. What's your password?
SPEAKER_05I don't know. That's your new password. Type that in. Hey, yo!
SPEAKER_03Oh man, that's freaking funny, man. Imagine you answer your phone like that, bro. Yeah, man. But no, for real, man, his his voice is like that, man. Like, like just you would think, because you know how some people have a stage voice. Like, I have a stage voice, you know. Um his his voice is just natural. I naturally like that, man, when he talks, man. It's just, you know, like just freaking cool. He's the coolest guy to talk to, man. Really cool, really humble. Like I said, I was honored, man, to be on that tour. Me and Ray, you know, to be on that little tour that they had, and just everything, man, memories, man. I I really want to get with Ray and ask him if he has because Ray videoed everything, you know. Uh I want to ask him if he has footage of that tour, man. Because that would be freaking funny for the archives, man, and just, you know, yo, wonder what you guys want. Yeah, what you got? You guys got some fish? How do you fish? You know? Oh, man. That's my favorite part, diving through the mountains, bro. Oh, right here? Yeah, man, makes you feel all his shon. Fucking antlers better not come out, man. Yeah, yeah. There's already people camping at Norbona Pass. What the fuck? Yeah, there's people already camping there. There's a couple tents already. Man, respect, man. Go over there and just start singing. A couple of trailers. Yup, man. Just bust out your NAC voice.
SPEAKER_02Good morning to your way on the hey, they oh. Good morning to your way on the heyana. We wanna say good morning to your way on the hey, your way uh. Now get off our land. Hey, I'm there. Damn, man. That's a good morning song to all of you guys out there.
SPEAKER_03Damn. Have a good morning, eh?
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SPEAKER_03Have a good morning. Be blessed. Be a genre. Uh white ash all over your face, eh? Black in yourself. That's crazy. I was gonna ask you a question, but I already know the answer to it. What was the answer, man? I already know the answer to it. Just leave it, bro. We'll just leave it. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, have you ever dated a girl like in the deep breath? Uh yeah. Yeah. That's quite a cigar. Yo, man, freaking, yeah, man. Like I said, man, those freaking reds ones, man. They have my heart. Somehow. They're just somehow. They just have my heart as I was like hearing baby. Baby. Smelling like mutton grease. Yeah, man. Freaking smell like second night. Smelling like the sheep corral. The sheep corral, man. Smell like you haven't showered in a couple days, man. But you know, no, no, for real, though, like there was this, there was this girl back in high school, bro. It was way back. Way back. High school days. And um, she was alright. She was she was she was pretty and everything, bro. Yeah. And one day, bro, like um the well, I could say two days before prior, I wrote her a letter and I was asking her out to uh to prom. Okay. And then here um two days later after that, she came in and smelling like fucking like like a sheep corral, bro. Dang. And everybody was making fun of her, like, oh, you smell like a sheep corral, you smell like like this, and I was like, ugh. Damn, that's the best smelling smell. I was like, damn, dang. Did you all fall in love after that? Damn, man. And the good thing, she was like, where are you? I bought it too. Oh shit. I was like, damn, what's up, mom? Hey, what's up, mom? What's up, man? Okay, that's your new perfume for you. There you go, man. What's that smell? I'm rocking with it, oh man, is that um Victoria Sheep? Is that the wool fragrance? Is that the wool fragrance? Damn, man. Is that Burr Bad Bad Berry? Burberry? Is that Burberry that you're wearing? Yeah, it's my good girl. Is that Jimmy Chews? Damn, that's pretty good. Yeah, yep, man. I yep, I I had res one in my life. So as as like like has had when you would go visit their families, had they ever like make you go outside and chop wood and shit. Yeah, man. Heck yeah, man. They they tested my in-law skills to see if I knew how to build fire, uh, chop wood, if I stacked it right. So what was your first in-law, in-laws, how would you say in-law training, like put tests, I could say. Um if I could if I could speak Navajo a little bit. Uh if I could introduce myself, like my clans, you know, my mom, my dad, where I came from, and stuff like that. That was kind of that was kind of the introduction, you know. Yeah, say it more resia. That's what I kept saying, man. But yeah, I think I think for me, man, that was like uh that was uh the true test right there. And then uh after that, it was it was um go outside and help, go outside and help my dad. I was like, alright, cool. Went outside, he was just chopping wood and you know, it was cool, man. It was cool. What about two hours, man? Damn, my first in-law test, bro. Dude, I don't know why, but it was during uh Kinada. Damn. They made me fucking butcher a sheep, bro. Shit, are you serious? I swear to God, and I was like, what the fuck? Are you serious? Or you just fucking around? Dude, in here I was in my fucking Jordans and my Jordan shit, like Mount Jordan out, bro. And here they fucking made me butcher a sheep, bro. Damn, man. And it wasn't no black Jordan, it was fucking white Jordan. Damn, man, the off-white says, I just had to fucking sacrifice, bro. I was like, fuck it. Damn, she was worth it, huh? She was worth it. But not now, fuck. At that time, she was worth it. If you're listening to this podcast, you owe me Jordans now. Damn, man. We broke up, bro. It was all your fault. I had to mess up my Jordans, so you owe me Jordans. Didn't work out. Oh man. And all that for nothing. Damn, man. Yeah, bro. That was my first one, and they made me build a fire, bro. Damn. I was like, uh, this ain't that fucking Winder Rock Fair shit, bro. Damn, but yeah, bro, they made me do all that, bro. Yeah, dang, that's crazy, yeah. I was like, no. If you're listening to this podcast, you owe me some fucking Jordan's. Yeah, you owe him some Jordans. You owe him a truck load of wood because you you cut you cut all that wood for your family. Oh, dang, man. Damn, blood all over that shirt too. It's like fuck. Dang, man. It was a sacrifice I made, I guess. Dang, man. Well, home, I was like, fuck. I gotta buy me some more Jordans. Fuck. That is too crazy, man. Too crazy, man. Damn. But yeah, bro, that's what happened. Oh fuck, my puppy flipped over. Oh man, he's on the road. Oh shit, he did. Oh shit, man. He's gonna turn him fucking get back up. Damn man. My puppy. Oh, his puppy and puppy. He's gonna pull over and uh puppy readjust my puppy. He's gonna flip over his puppy and but yeah, if you guys if you guys thought that we're joking, shells is actually, yeah, really on his way to the vet in the fortifiant or window rock, and he has his puppy in the back, and his puppy's gonna go get checked. Um his butt his puppy's brown, so that that's what um that's why he's taking him in. He's a good pet owner because if it was anybody else, they would have just threw him out onto the res and let the res have him, you know. But Shell's is a good one, man. He's uh he's uh taking him in that way. Uh that way his puppy can his puppy can get fixed, and you know, he's good, he's good. But other than that, like I said, we were just chilling, you know. Uh I missed the bus on purpose uh because Shell's on his way and he told me that he'd he'd take me in. So I was like, heck yeah, man, I'll take that any day, you know? Uh but I will be riding the bus back this evening. We just wanted to record a quick podcast and just reminiscing about the good old days, the tour life, talking about music. And again, man, March 28th, Saturday. I lost everything is dropping. It's gonna be freaking dope. And then April 11th always drops too as well. And then I got two other ones that are gonna be dropping. I'm not gonna say what, but I'm looking forward to it, man. I have no plans of doing any shows, tours, or anything like that. It's just one of those ones where you're just like, man, I'm just gonna drop it and it's gonna be freaking you know, just drop the album. That's it, man. Well, it's not even an album, it's just a compilation, um compilation of songs, feelings, uh, stuff that was in the archives, and I was like I said, man, I got shy when Shells was playing. It was he ran all the way a couple feet back to uh to pick up the dog cake. Let's pick up my puppy. Pick up the puppy yet. But uh, but that was freaking funny, man. I was like, what the heck, man? Be serious. My fucking puppy. Damn. Damn, damn, damn. Don't get me wrong, he's in a fucking, what do you call those? He's in a he's in a he's in a kennel, man. It's a travel kennel. He's he's safe, man. Uh what would have sucked is if you had him just tied up back there and he freaking jumped out the side hanging on the side. That's what happened when he was little, bro. He jumped out of the side of the truck. Are you serious? Until I looked in my review, probably like a mile down the road, bro. Damn. I was like, oh fuck, my puppy. Damn. Oh shit, my puppet! Oh shit, my puppet just fell out. Look at that. Look at that. My puppy fell out here. Oh, man, that is funny, but yeah, we are almost um almost there, man. So again, man, thank you guys so much. Again, we want to hit you with another two-piece combo. Surprise! Surprise, Monsucker, cup of ting, cup of ting, man. Um, you know, just wanted to record another one just uh just because it's gonna be busy, man, for the next week and a half. So um we'll probably won't even be able to record something until two weeks, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be a busy weekend. It's gonna be a busy weekend, man. Busy weekend. March madness, man. March madness is going on. Michigan State. I don't know if Michigan State's still in there, but shoot, I'm rooting for them, man. My uh my heart belongs to Michigan State, but my wallet and my friends go to ASU. My credit cards and my credit cards and everything, man. Sure. Sure, man. Damn, and school's almost about to get it. That's that's where my funds are gonna go after graduation, bro. Holy shit, bro. Like it's it's gonna be freaking, yeah, it's almost summertime, man. Springs here, and sun's out, fun, or yeah, sun's out, guns out, man. Sun's out, fun's out, guns out. Damn, man. So that's what's gonna happen, man. But yeah, we just wanted to come on here just to uh talk about some nonsense and tell you guys that we fucking almost cruised some deer, man. Damn, that deer almost got cruised. That deer almost crashed out. Damn, almost crashed out, man. Thank you guys so much, man, for listening and just um enjoying this morning with us. This this podcast is gonna drop ASAP. So uh listen to it, like it, share it, download. Uh don't forget, man, you guys are in the favor of the creator's smile always. Ladies, your smile so contagious, man. You guys are more handsome. Beyond words, shells, you got some good words for these. No, I'm gonna leave them with the Bruce Lee quote, bro. We still like water. Oh, damn, man. Damn, that's a good one, man. I thought you were gonna say, what time? I'm gonna leave him with the Bruce Lee quote. Damn, we still like water. Damn, that's that's freaking that's dope, man. Yep. Man, that's freaking dope, man. But you guys have a good rest of the day, man. Be blessed, have a safe, good weekend. Uh, as always, man, I got shells here. I am Mike Bitto representing 1491 dropouts, representing tribal revival, black sheep apparel, laughter is good medicine, and most importantly, representing Culture Kings. Go to CultureKings.com right now. Spend over anything.$200, use the discount code DJWhoomie. Get yourself a nice discount there. And uh, man, be blessed, man. Be blessed. She's oh yeah. Shout out to everybody, new listeners, man. Shout out to Tay Take. Tay Take. What up, man? Take Take. Take Take Take Take, yeah. Mixtape's coming out soon. Hey, yeah, you guys have a good one, man.
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