Word Around The Camp Fire
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Word Around The Camp Fire
What A Roast
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It is roast time, Shells and Cissa go at it for 3 rounds to see who is the Roast Master. Email your vote to mikeless@gmail.com to see who you going for.
Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages. Gather in. And we want to welcome you to the podcast. We're around the campfire. Tonight's episode is a special one. We have our first gross battle in the right corner. Slaying all the uncles and wooden nickels. Dancing with your baby daddy. Coming in hot. The uncle player. Like, subscribe. Don't get bothered. It's just jokes. Even though your breath smells like spam.
SPEAKER_05More dirt. No!
SPEAKER_03Oh my god. Is there anything you guys don't want to be talked about? You know?
SPEAKER_02Of course, kids. Kids is out of it. Is there anything else? X's. Uh yeah. Sexuality. Pronouns.
SPEAKER_07Already that battle has even started.
SPEAKER_03Oh man, you're you're uh you're you're awakening the base. I see it. I see I see Kessa waking up now. Okay, what about the yep? No, wait, wait, wait. Alright. Let me put my own rules in there.
SPEAKER_05Come on, let me let me stretch out my throat.
SPEAKER_04Hey.
SPEAKER_01Hold on, wait a way.
SPEAKER_07Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01So who wait, did you really want archives? Oh, you want a pie to the face?
SPEAKER_05So you want to get cream?
SPEAKER_01Banana? Nay. This is a bad we're bad elves. This is a bad brook. Hey, by the time we're done, the car should not be overheated.
SPEAKER_04I should be overheated.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03Oh man, but we want to welcome you guys to the podcast. We're around the campfire. The first battle is going down. You guys made that intro right there. We got Mr.
SPEAKER_02Steel Your Girl, the cool uncle. We got Shells in the building. What's up, Shells?
SPEAKER_05What's going on?
SPEAKER_02Man, and we got the one and only Auntie Slayer. So she's at Dino's every Friday. I haven't been to Dino's yet. Nancy with your ex waiting for your man's outside the restroom.
SPEAKER_04We got Kessa. What's up, Kessa? Did I get myself into?
SPEAKER_02So the rules for the battle is um we are gonna go uh we're gonna do rock, paper, scissors. Loser goes first. Hold on. And then uh we're gonna losers go first. Losers go first. I think somebody already lost the first zero. Hold on.
SPEAKER_01Oh wait, wait, because it was 1-0 and it was almost one-one.
SPEAKER_03As you guys know, Kessa um she didn't forfeit the first one.
SPEAKER_05She uh scared.
SPEAKER_01I was all heartbroken.
SPEAKER_02She was having some technical difficulties in her natural element. Natural element. She was having some technical difficulties, so she wasn't able to be here. But uh man, we got a lot of people just uh waiting for this, man. Everybody was just um excited about it. Of course, they know Shells, they know Kessa now, so it's gonna be pretty awesome.
SPEAKER_01Now what is now supposed to be?
SPEAKER_03Not just a name and a phone number in the stalls now. Yay! The new bear of Blackwater, man. No way, bro. No way. Yeah, man, we've been looking forward to it.
SPEAKER_02Everybody's been looking forward to it. Everybody's excited for it. But it's going to drop until tomorrow, which is Monday at 4 o'clock a.m. So um this is just a pre-record right now. It is Sunday, funday. And uh just before we get started, man, we're talking about uh Kessa freaking said today was a weird day pre-Bro.
SPEAKER_01I think it's just uh Gushy in the hills. Yeah, I've got Gushy in the Hills. That's why you don't play yourself. Well, we went on a little hike hike, yeah, and um just thinking about what I wanted to tell Shells.
SPEAKER_05She was like, I was rehearsing my run.
SPEAKER_01In nature. No, but yeah, may the winds told me. We need to talk to the creator. No, for real.
SPEAKER_02I I think why it was a weird day is because you cracked the wrong direction.
SPEAKER_01Didn't he get up before the sun? Backwards in beauty. No, for real. It was weird as fuck. Like we went on this little hike, whatever. I did like five miles on a bike yesterday. And I totally riffed it into a tree. Scraped out my arm. Yeah, what's the look? Check it out, look.
SPEAKER_02I don't know, bro. Is that you scrape or is that tattooed?
SPEAKER_07Yeah! Which one are you looking at?
SPEAKER_01No, but yeah, it was weird. We went on this little hike, right? And then um just like just like hanging out, and we were putting up signs for like a bike joke. Yeah, and yeah, I don't know, something just came back and it was weird. I think I got gushy for a day.
SPEAKER_02After that, I felt weird and then whose ex did you piss off this?
SPEAKER_01I didn't go anywhere. I didn't go anywhere to say we were talking about it.
SPEAKER_02One uh TikTok influencer that does makeup. Did you uh upset her ex? Let me let me let me ask you. We'll just call her Go Go.
SPEAKER_04Go go Hey Chelsea.
SPEAKER_01Chelsea, do you know her? I'm just talking, I'm talking, I'm talking.
SPEAKER_03It sounds accurate.
SPEAKER_01It sounds accurate.
SPEAKER_0599.9%.
SPEAKER_03Uh lucky enough she doesn't listen to the podcast, so we can make fun of her. Please go.
SPEAKER_01So if we really had to say her name. Nay! I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we'll get it. I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_02I just um she's uh she's been around.
SPEAKER_01Like my gel records.
SPEAKER_07Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! Yes, okay. Let's go. Let's take the battle and you know what?
SPEAKER_02All right, guys.
SPEAKER_03Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, of all ages.
SPEAKER_02We got the first ever vote ever, ever, ever uh speed stick.
SPEAKER_01Hey!
SPEAKER_03Give me that broom over there! Yay! Alright, so the rules are um first rule, don't talk about roast club.
SPEAKER_01What the fuck? What year was it? Uh how old are you? Shells?
SPEAKER_05No. What did I get out of under a rock?
SPEAKER_01That movie must be as old as Shell's. Yay!
SPEAKER_02They you should have known it because they play that in the cell.
SPEAKER_01It was Disney Princess that weekend. It was Disney Princess hour that day. It was all day.
SPEAKER_05No, don't don't worry, she's late like Bluefield.
SPEAKER_01What's the difference between Ship Rock and says the one that just lives here around the corner?
SPEAKER_04Oh bro, the battle started over, man.
SPEAKER_03So we're gonna uh just just exactly how you guys are going, going back and forth like that, and uh so I gotta do this now, bro.
SPEAKER_05You gotta do it. Church started, bro.
SPEAKER_01Oh, six o'clock Bible study.
SPEAKER_02Oh man, so now we're gonna do is just we're gonna go back and forth, uh just as however long you guys want to go. Um like I said, is there anything off limits that you guys don't want to talk about? You know? Um it's up to you guys, right? So if one of them cries, then uh that's guess it.
SPEAKER_01Wait, hold on. So, first of all, I think all of it was out there without consent. Nay, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
SPEAKER_05Oh this time I heard it on the podcast.
SPEAKER_01Wait, let me go see what right you're ready for. Hey!
SPEAKER_02Alright, so so we're gonna play, we're gonna play rock, paper, scissors, and then uh the loser goes first. So uh loser once you um as soon as you lose, we'll give you like 30 seconds or whatever to roast the next person or roast the person in front of you. Uh then after 30 seconds, the second person goes and go back and forth. So um until whenever I guess until somebody gives up.
SPEAKER_01Cut the show at home. Six o'clock.
SPEAKER_02I gotta go home.
SPEAKER_01Hopefully a card's not hot.
SPEAKER_03All right, you guys ready? Let me find a timer really quick.
SPEAKER_01Not the timer. I feel like the timer makes you feel sweaty. Like you're like, like that's cool.
SPEAKER_03It sounds like you had some personal issues with timers.
SPEAKER_01Not the timers.
SPEAKER_04Was he always timing it?
SPEAKER_07Not the time.
SPEAKER_01Yay! That sounds like a chance. Old timers, no. Somewhat, don't tell everyone. Don't tell everyone.
SPEAKER_02Let me find a timer really quick. Alright, so alright, let me see. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay, okay. So go back, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go back, I'm gonna go back. So rock, paper, scissors, rock, paper, scissors, if you guys want to go ahead and start.
SPEAKER_01How about an arm wrestle? Just not on my right leg. It's all taped up.
SPEAKER_03It's already trashed.
SPEAKER_01It's all taped up. Forget it. Wait, huh? What? What is arches now? I don't like arches. You don't like arches? Whoever loses, whoever loses get a pie in the face.
SPEAKER_05Damn.
SPEAKER_01Pie in the face? Chelsea?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I'm down.
SPEAKER_03Alright, pie in the face.
SPEAKER_01Alright, pie in the face. Damn. Damn it. Alright, then you guys ready?
SPEAKER_05Rock, paper, scissors.
SPEAKER_07Yeah!
unknownThanks for coming out.
SPEAKER_01Thank you guys for coming, but I gotta go.
SPEAKER_05I wasn't the thought.
SPEAKER_04Damn, started yet.
SPEAKER_03Oh, get up. Come on, Craig. Come on, Craig. Fight back, Craig! Fight back, Craig! He's all barely kidding out. Come over here and say, Oh, Craig, come on, over here and say, let me be mad. Let it be mad.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. Oh my god. I can't say it.
SPEAKER_03Alright then, you guys ready for the rock, paper, scissors? Let's go. Rock, paper, scissors, ready?
SPEAKER_01Okay, watch out. Move the move this. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, that's my medication idea.
SPEAKER_04Don't even, don't even. You almost saw it. You almost called it.
SPEAKER_03If you guys are listening, um, Kesser lyrics. No! Hey, hey, exposed. Drake mode, drink mode. Oh man. Alright, you guys ready?
SPEAKER_01I have a bad memory. I'm at that age where you guys are at that age.
SPEAKER_03Alright, you guys ready? Rock, paper, scissors, I'm counting already. This is scary, bro.
SPEAKER_05I can't even. Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors. You'll lose all your lyrics after you.
SPEAKER_01Okay, speaking of that, then I'm really gonna. Can we go back and forth?
SPEAKER_05Uh you can take five minutes if we need to go.
SPEAKER_03Do you want to go to the restroom and uh and practice? Hold on, let me go. Let me go sitting in the ride and practice.
SPEAKER_04Do you want to take you all the way back to home back? Yeah. Come on, what ride should be guys, we guys, you ready?
SPEAKER_01This is crazy, though. I don't know what the fuck happened.
SPEAKER_02Alright, let's um, let's just um I'll I'll start the timer and then just whenever you finish, um uh way you don't look at it. Damn. She's all fucked. I forgot it. Damn.
SPEAKER_04That sounds a little better.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh, bro. What in the hell?
SPEAKER_04She's nervous, ladies and gentlemen. She's nervous.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm nervous now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, my spaghetti.
SPEAKER_01She's just knocked out already. I'm getting hot. I'm overheating oh god, open that door. Shit. Are you ready, Kessel?
SPEAKER_02Whatever, I'm okay. I won't start the timer, alright? And then when you're done, just say done, and then shells will go.
SPEAKER_01No, it's like the two minute, and then like, what do you think about? I don't know what to say about shells.
SPEAKER_05Are you having a big thing? Yeah, you don't listen to the podcast. The podcast blueprint. The blob. No, no, I didn't.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no. I you my jail records my elbows. Oh, don't forget your pronouns. Oh damn, y'all. She her.
SPEAKER_03Nature, them, them.
SPEAKER_05It's him, him, it's him, him. Hey!
SPEAKER_03Shells is ready? You ready? You ready to cancel it? I'm like, yeah.
SPEAKER_01No, do 15. We know where this is going.
SPEAKER_05I need 10. I need 10.
SPEAKER_01All I need is 10. It's supposed to be eight minutes. My back, Craig. Wait, Craig. Do you guys hear that monitor? Is that you?
SPEAKER_05One. Two. Come on, Craig.
SPEAKER_01Come on, damn it.
SPEAKER_05Come on, Craig.
SPEAKER_01Come on, Shelves. Did you cut your nails? Your shoes are too big now. Okay, okay. Stand up a little bit. Stand up, stand up, stand up. Hey, this is as tall as TK, bro.
SPEAKER_07Hey, that's all I can do, bro. Okay, I can't fuck. I'm scared now. She's ready.
SPEAKER_04She's ready. She's ready.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god, gang. That was scary, gang. That was scary, gang. I had to get up and run. Oh my god, bro. I'm scared, bro.
SPEAKER_03That is too crazy. Yeah, that is too crazy.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. Wait, oh my god. I bet he said roast more than I. You know what?
SPEAKER_04I'm scared. I know I'm gonna lose, bro.
SPEAKER_05Damn, sorry, Kessa, but did I do I really have to do this?
unknownNo!
SPEAKER_05What do you mean? You already did, bro! Bro, it took you that long just to think about fucking what you gotta say. Dude, bro!
SPEAKER_01Because you rap and stuff, hey.
SPEAKER_05I hope your jail records don't take this long to process.
SPEAKER_07Speaking of it actually did take that long.
SPEAKER_05I'm pretty sure you're staying in Walmart lining with cocoa butter for your elbows, right?
SPEAKER_07Actually, all right, all right.
SPEAKER_01Oh man. Hey. Ninja Turtle power coming out. Hey.
SPEAKER_03Okay, okay. Ready to catch it. Fuck! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna amp it up.
SPEAKER_02We're gonna go to 45 seconds.
SPEAKER_01Are you effing real? 45 seconds, guessing. Yeah, are they choking over there? Are you a glizzy lubbery or a gifted gobbler?
SPEAKER_07Yay! It starts the couch!
SPEAKER_01No, no, I don't want to say that because that's too mean. All right, all right. I'm off. Meanwhile, um, the reason I was in jail, I'm on, I think um Shells wants to be the next reason why. Don't worry, Charles. You look like a marshmallow that's roasting. I didn't want to do this. No, you got ten seconds, you got to take a second. Okay, okay. And and you guys know what else happened? Hey! I'm just kidding, I don't know what else to say. That's too long, I'm sweating now.
unknownOh man.
SPEAKER_01You know what, Charles? I will just get you a plate. Oh, man, that is hot in here, man.
SPEAKER_03That was weak sauce, bro. That was I'm not gonna be like, Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01I'm ready.
SPEAKER_03Ready? Here we go.
SPEAKER_01Bro, I'm scared, bro.
SPEAKER_05You know, that was kind of funny. We just think about it. But really, we were laughing at you, guess what?
SPEAKER_07Oh!
SPEAKER_05You know, like looking at your phone and reading the lyrics is laughing at that, really.
SPEAKER_01It's gone now. Fuck. It's not even hey!
SPEAKER_05And you were talking about the ankle monitor, right?
SPEAKER_01Fuck! Don't even! Oh! Wait, is it okay? Okay, uh is it beeping?
SPEAKER_05I'll stop there because I don't want your probation officer to hear about it.
SPEAKER_01Wait, who even else? Who even said I had one on? Wait, who knows how probation? Hey! Oh no, they know. I think I think Shell's is my officer. Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_04Two rounds.
SPEAKER_01Okay, fuck! Third? I thought this was the end.
SPEAKER_05Wait, wait, okay, so it's not the end of the podcast, but it's the end of your jokes.
SPEAKER_01It's the end of your world. It looks like everyone's getting arches, huh?
SPEAKER_03If you guys want to come join us for some arches, we'll set it up.
SPEAKER_05Ew!
SPEAKER_03Yo sick! Kess is coming to Kess's paying for it, so invite everybody. Bring your kids too. Shell's gonna have a bus full.
SPEAKER_01Oh the time has to start again, all right? God damn it, bro. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, okay, okay. And we're being for real, let me think.
SPEAKER_0230, 45. We'll give you guys a minute. That's a long minute.
SPEAKER_03All right. There you go. Let's go. Two. Three. Go.
SPEAKER_01You know what, chat? This is the first time we've seen shells in a long time. He's just up in ghost mode. Oh. No, for real, for real, low key, like not even joking. He's the uncle we never seen. That just up and disappeared. I think last time I seen you was at Dino's. Like three years ago. No, bro. Hey. It's good to see Che. Wait, is Uncle Fuzz? Yeah, baby. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_05I'm scared, bro. Are you scared? You got ten seconds left. You got ten seconds left. Just read off your phone already.
SPEAKER_07I don't even have my phone. Ew.
SPEAKER_05Damn, that's what fuck.
SPEAKER_01Fuck. You know what? I hate to say this, but.
SPEAKER_03As long as you read it. As long as As long as everybody had fun.
SPEAKER_01As long as you have fun and as long as you get home safe.
SPEAKER_05Ready?
SPEAKER_03Ready?
SPEAKER_05Go. Look, hey. You know there's a transit that runs the farming today, right?
SPEAKER_01What do you say? Wait, what? A transit? Oh my god, bro. Shut it down. Shut it down.
SPEAKER_05I mean, if you if you hold out a dollar, I think you get picked up faster.
SPEAKER_01A dollar is hey. I'm more than that. I'm more worse than a dollar. Getting mad. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05Oh yes. You want me to stop or you want to be? The reason why I haven't seen you in three years, Jeremy said it wasn't my baby.
SPEAKER_01Just because his name's Darren doesn't mean it's Darren. Oh my god. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05You know what? Your fucking your jokes were as weak as TK's lyrics.
SPEAKER_04Get up, Greg. Come on, my back.
SPEAKER_03Come on, you want to keep going.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh. Hey, shells, can you hear me? Nay! I hope you're not falling asleep again.
SPEAKER_05When you listen to this one, hey I think Mikey has a package of glizzies in his fridge right if you want it.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I thought you were the glizzy gobbler.
SPEAKER_07Corn dogs. Nay.
SPEAKER_01That's crazy. That's crazy. That's the first time I ever did this.
SPEAKER_02Like a roast battle? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And I always used to watch like Wild and Out when I was younger. Yeah. Like with my dad. Yeah. That one and Ghost Adventures. You know that? And then it's so cool because like they go back and forth, and then like some of the stuff they say is all crazy, huh?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like the stuff Chell said. Take me back to 09.
SPEAKER_02I guess somebody's watching Wild Nine Out tonight.
SPEAKER_01I've been watching it. Nay! Just kidding. It's been a while. Oh man.
SPEAKER_03That was crazy, bro. So is that it? Are you guys good, or you guys want to keep going?
SPEAKER_04I can keep shooting. Oh it's on what time? Hey.
SPEAKER_01Oh, it's good.
SPEAKER_05So how long do they have you on release or kiss us?
SPEAKER_01Oh, um I gotta get back before nine. Fuck. Or you mean on uh work release? Yay!
unknownCrazy.
SPEAKER_01It's just um down your bellies with the table.
SPEAKER_05She thought I told him I was going down to Maverick.
SPEAKER_01No. What was that score? And and and uh waterclub W. Right there.
SPEAKER_05No, there's no truckers there, right?
SPEAKER_01Little trickers? Hey. Never mind. I don't want to say that so many. Never mind.
SPEAKER_02So honest question, honest question. Is this um the longest uh you blasted?
SPEAKER_01Not too fucking Easy Jay, easy there. Well, we know never mind, I'm gonna say that never mind. That looks like a uh hold on, hey.
SPEAKER_05That's the best five minutes I've ever had.
SPEAKER_01Five minutes though. I've never seen a long too happy. I told you it was over.
SPEAKER_03Thank you guys so much, man. That was the first roast battle here on the podcast.
SPEAKER_05Damn.
SPEAKER_03If we got any challengers out there to take on shells and anybody, I'm sorry, Kessa.
SPEAKER_05I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_01You know what? I should have took the apology from the beginning. No, it was all out of random, and then all of a sudden I heard jail records was like, fuck major criminal on the loose. As long as you just um bail me out, fuck. I don't want to be in there with Disney Princess.
SPEAKER_03Oh man. That was pretty good, buddy. Yeah, that was a good one. Thank you guys. Good game, Kessa. Good game.
SPEAKER_05Good game, Kessa. Kessa's mad. Kessa's mad. Kessa's mad. She can't even go anywhere because she's crazy. Oh, she's gonna cry. Yeah!
SPEAKER_07Oh, she's gonna cry in the crop.
SPEAKER_01She gets dropped off. Oh my god, bro. Can't Charles can't take me because he has his ankle monitor. Wait, Chay has his crops. You can walk a thousand miles with that.
SPEAKER_05And I even have to put it put on sport mode to race to roast you.
SPEAKER_01Damn! It's just all chill and casual. Not even on sport mode.
SPEAKER_05Not even on sport mode to roast. God damn.
SPEAKER_01That was too easy, man.
SPEAKER_03I was thinking about it. So what'd you think? What did you think of it, Kessel?
SPEAKER_02Like when did you you had two weeks to prepare?
SPEAKER_01Okay, I had two weeks. I was being lazy.
SPEAKER_05Bam.
SPEAKER_01And you normally like when I like like hang out and stuff, you know, like make jokes, right? But it just like happens right there. But like having to like think and say stuff, like I don't like, yeah, like that, or like how like um Chelsea was like, oh, like, you know, just like doing it, you know? Like oh and I'm like, dang, bro.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then like, but then like if I'm out and about and I'm just like looking like just like when we joke, it's it's I don't know, it just comes out, you know?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I think that's the that's um that that was my method of always battling. Um you know, before everything started, you know, before being an MC or even a DJ or whatever, that's that's that's where I started with battling. And uh over here at the Boys and Girl Club and Shepard Friday night, Friday night, teen nights, and then they used to have the dances and stuff and mics, and that's where I started battling. Like uh they would give you an opponent, you know, and say, Oh yeah, you gotta week the next Friday you're battling this person and try to say people went home, you know, they they got their stuff ready. I don't know for some reason I couldn't do that. Like I just went into like when I showed up, I just went into battle mode, you know? Freaking just made fun of whatever they were wearing, their style. And it was just always easy. It was always easy like that. I don't know if it's like can't be scared, and that's that's how you're gonna be like.
SPEAKER_00Shells look like you all tanned up already. Summer barely started shit, you know?
SPEAKER_07Like, like, yeah, like I don't know.
SPEAKER_05I I'm I'm scared. You want to talk about tants? I'll not go there, Kessa. No, no, no, no. No, but like people. I think that I think the winter tanter, bro.
SPEAKER_04Oh my gosh. See, it just gets worse. And it's still good. It just gets worse.
SPEAKER_01No, yeah, like okay, what you're talking about, like um people's appearance and stuff, but I'm scared to do that. Or like, or like if if you say um something about like like Inkle Wander, you know, like just joking around, you know? Yeah, like people will be like, oh what the hell? Yeah, yeah, he's jacked up. Or like stuff like that, you know, like people get like I don't really wanna. I don't know. I just think anybody's feelings. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02That's what that's what a battle is, you know, road battle. It's gotta come in ready. It's gotta come in ready, you know. It's just that's that's why I asked.
SPEAKER_01No, no, anything. Well, everything was our.
SPEAKER_05But if you write it, it takes longer than that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does, because you have to think about it.
SPEAKER_05You know, structured hair, like, you know, you listen, yeah. This is what I said on Monday.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. I heard him say this on the podcast, and then you're just thinking about that and everything, and then you know, living in the moment's actually one of the ones that's just like, yeah, freaking, you know, like you're so fat, you know, the whole church couldn't even lift you afraid.
SPEAKER_07What?
SPEAKER_01Oh my god! Okay, hey, now wait, now YouTube go at it, oh, and I'll do the timer. You guys are good, so you guys get two minutes. And also, Shells, he sings too, yeah, and he raps too, so that's why he's good, and that's why that's why hey, that's why I'm just choking on my lyrics.
SPEAKER_05Yep.
SPEAKER_01Yep, and I remember at Dino's you were really rapping too. And I remember when you guys were both selling um merchandise over in the back outside of Dino's. Yeah, I think that's when I first met you guys.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right, that's right.
unknownHeck yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yep. So I already knew he was MC, so then that was I already knew I was cut.
SPEAKER_05Respect for coming in and taking the challenge and taking the L. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03There's not a lot of people that can do that for real.
SPEAKER_02So respect, Kessa. So good job, Kessa.
SPEAKER_05Good job, Kessa.
SPEAKER_01Now, Charles, can you look at those corn dogs?
SPEAKER_04Oh the glisses.
SPEAKER_02And as we you know, like after after everything, but you just before Shells got here, we're talking, and um, we got some questions in. And and uh I was sent quests as a man said some people really do take the podcast like literally, man. Like it's freaking crazy mental. I got I got this email in from this dude. So I went back and I listened to the old uh the podcast we were talking about.
SPEAKER_07I just kidding.
SPEAKER_05I think it's your tow truck bringing your car.
SPEAKER_07Apologies, apologies, one call shows list so look for Kessa on TikTok. My go go file!
SPEAKER_04Oh man.
SPEAKER_01Okay, that's it. No more. I'm really getting pissed off now. Shit! I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_02Some people, you know, they they they they don't understand, man, the concept of the podcast, of it being a comedy podcast, you know, and just sharing life experience. So the last podcast, I had to go back and listen to the last podcast and what I said. And um we're talking about, remember like uh our fits, our favorite fits. Um, looking at yours, you know, you like to see female, and uh well, I don't want to see you looking at females because you know you you you faithful, you know. Um how you like to see, you know, in that in that nature of like a big fat at the bottom jeans and stuff. And mine was, you know, jeans and heels. And I got an email from this dude, man. And he was just like, uh he was like, so you would you would want your lady to dress like that every single day. And I'm just like, I had to go back. I had to go back and listen to the podcast. I was just like, I didn't say that. Like I was like, I didn't say that at all. I just said that that was like a fight that I would I I'd like, you know? And I was like, man, this dude taking it so literally, man, about it. He was just like, I don't know about you, man. He's like, I wouldn't want my lady dressed up like that every day, makeup did, hair did, outfit checked. I wouldn't want my girl in jeans and heels all the time because some dude's gonna be looking at her. Hot teaching, what the fuck? You know, I was just like, I said that's crazy word. What I like, you know, like not every day, you know, like okay, cool, like every once in a while, yeah, but not every day. Like, and man, I was just like, sometimes you get dumb, dumbass emails like that, man. You know, guys that are just insecure. We're talking about insecurities, you know, guys, man. Like, like I said, man, if you have a hot girlfriend, like fucking take that. She's with you, man.
SPEAKER_03She's with your dumb ass, man. You know, fucking let her let her dress like that, man. Show her off, man.
SPEAKER_01Okay, it's it's giving 90-day fiance.
SPEAKER_05That reminds me, bro. It sounds like a sounds like a jealous dude, honestly. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's what I said. Insecurities, bro, jealous.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, and I was telling Kessler, I was like, man, that's it. It's a good it's a good thing that she's here. Because a lot of the times when we when we um answer the questions like on relationships, it's just me and shells. You know, let's answer one. So, all right, so yeah, same thing. Okay, this right here. So, okay, so if a guy, you so let's say you're in a relationship. Are you in a relationship? No, no, bro.
SPEAKER_01Hey, our uncle, did you hear that?
SPEAKER_02She's single, so come at her.
SPEAKER_01Hold on, hold on. I am not about to repeat history. This is a new summer, and this is I ain't gonna be shacked up last summer like I was. Oh wasted my time.
SPEAKER_02So, um, so that same question, like uh that that we asked, like, what was yours like as far as like like if you saw like what was, I guess you could say, I don't know, how how did we word it in the last podcast? Um what was your like I guess you could say 90s fit or even now? Like, how do you like to see a guy dressed up? Like, as far as like you see hip hop-ish, chill, cowboy-ish.
SPEAKER_01Hey, you already know. Yeah, cowboys, man. I'm sorry, but I thought I thought you said TK. Hey no, no. Um, I think like right now, right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, cowboys, cowboys. So, so with that, um, when you say cowboys, are you talking about like full-blown cowboys, like a ranch cowboy guy that actually does work? Yeah, is it are you just talking about um Rodeo Cowboy?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, uh, like an all-around.
SPEAKER_02A man bunny.
SPEAKER_01Oh, no, like an all-around. Like, I have this one friend. Nay, we're not gonna mention any names. But damn, he's an all-around cowboy. Like he dresses like it. He has, you know, like he's a rant man, he has horses, like he he knows how to play like um like in a band. Yeah, like I'm not gonna say a band, a but like he knows how to do like like different like instrument things, you know, yeah, yeah. And then he he he has a really good, like like he knows about cars and stuff.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, I guess I mean if it really had to be A. Yeah, but but would you um I guess in a sense, would you want him to be like that every day? Like, I mean, I'm pretty sure he dresses like that when he has like and stuff, and then when he has to do like a ranch ranch tour, but then like when he's just chilling and stuff, he's like if he's just like in sweats and a t-shirt or whatever, like would you would you want him to dress that way like all the time though? Like just to be around you.
SPEAKER_01No, no, I would still like him as as if he was in sweats. Well, no, because I did see him like in hey dudes and like jeans, okay, and you know, like not dressed up, or like when I see like his ew, sound like a stalker. When I when I see him like his face Well, because we went, well, we kind of went like went to the gym a few times. Okay, and like he was like in um like short pants, you know, of course like like workout gear and stuff. But I mean, even that, I mean, yeah, that's so weird. Okay, that guy is very insecure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because to think about it now, like, why would you want to be dressed up like that all the time?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I mean, I mean, like I said, like that was that's something that would catch my eye, you know. It's an eye catcher. Yeah, yeah. If I saw it, I'll be like, damn, you know, that that'll take me back to Shanti days, you know? But you know, I I know I know some females, they they dress up, you know, they get dolled up and stuff like that for their for their uh what do you call it? Um for their confidence, you know? Oh yeah, stuff like that. Makes them make some you know like confident stuff like that. And that's cool. Like like I support all of that and everything. Um but you know, with a guy that's like that, I'm just like, man, that just sucks because you're not allowing her to be that confident, I guess.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, especially if you're feeling like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, yeah, because you know, like like for me, like if I had a baddie, like yeah, I'd be like, fuck, like why show her off all the time, you know, like take her out and introduce her and like just claim her as my wife, man. You know, like like just uh just all the time like that, man. And yeah, then it was I was thinking about it and I was like, I was like, I didn't say that. So I had to go back and I'll listen to the podcast, and I was just like, ooh, man, like, yeah, man, you're freaking insecure, man.
SPEAKER_01Insecure, bro. Man, and so I'm just all smad, man.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, man, I'm probably probably gonna lose a listener and he's probably gonna email back real bad in and tell all his friends not to listen.
SPEAKER_01But oh man, well shows we're roasting.
SPEAKER_02Like a corn on the cob. And then and then with with with that, like I guess you can say kind of along that sentence uh that that uh that line too, like um like um um oh it goes back into almost almost his fit and stuff like that. So we got we got an email long, long, long time ago. A while back. But since you're here, you can probably help us out. But and I and I know Shell's is a shell, this is Shell's professional, you know, but for a female. Does blue collar matter?
SPEAKER_01What do you mean?
SPEAKER_02Like you know how some girls Oh gosh, they run after like oh blue-collar guy, blah, blah, blah. Like travels and stuff like that, but you know, for a female female. Because I know Shell the way the way Michelle does it because he's a family. Yeah, yeah. He has good money in it, and he's fucking good at it, you know? He's he's uh he's a pro at what he does, you know. But there's some some females that are like, oh, I can't date him because he's quote unquote not blue-collar. Oh, okay, that's weird.
SPEAKER_01That's like stereotyping. Yeah. And that's kind of just like a red flag. Hey, you know, like what the hell?
SPEAKER_02Like so, so you would date a guy that's working at Burger King, uh that's dressed as a cowboy? No. No, stereotype.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. I thought you meant okay, shallow. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, that's it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay. You set back all the ladies a thousand years. No, this is what I meant.
SPEAKER_01This is what I mean. Okay. When you ladies are done, please let me know. No, no, great. No, no, no. What I meant was some of these ladies out here, they are like really looking for people like chills, hey, that are like, you know, oh. I won't date them if they're not blue collar. Or I won't date them if they're not electrician. Oh, I'm not gonna date them. You know what I mean? That's that's what I thought you were talking about.
SPEAKER_04That's what I thought you were talking about.
SPEAKER_02I didn't know you were talking about because it goes it goes align with with this. And um, I had I had a talk with a good friend of mine too, and and um you know, we're just talking about about uh it kind of goes into our next our next question too, um about where we thought we were gonna be as kids.
SPEAKER_01Oh shit.
SPEAKER_02You know, like like how um when we write it when we write an essay or whatever, like oh, I wanted to be this, I want to be that and be this, you know? Um like I have mine sitting up there and and I'm I'm not I'm not near where that is at, you know? Um and and I'm I never thought where I would be in my career is where I where I was gonna be because um I wanted to follow in my dad's footstep as being a mechanic or um what do you call it, a machinist, you know. My dad worked at um in in APS as a machinist. My freaking dad super smart was super smart at math and everything, and then my brother was going into that too as well, you know? But me, you know, I'm I'm in IT, you know, computers and everything like that. So it's like the total opposite. And I always thought to myself, like, like kind of like I said, you know, it was like it's like a small insecurity, but not a big thing. Because, you know, my my profession pays me a good a good amount, you know? I I got shit to show for, you know? And uh, but I guess in my mind, I I was always I was thinking about this too as well, of like, um, if I would have, if I would have taken that route, would my life have been different, any different than it is today, you know? Like, would I have the things that I have, would I have journeyed into marriage, divorce, a child, and all this other stuff? You know, like like I was thinking about that. So I guess the question is for both of you guys, like did you guys are you guys do you guys felt like you took the path that you guys wanted to as a kid?
SPEAKER_01No, no, end up in county too many times. Are we talking about fifth grade essay? I only put one time on there.
SPEAKER_05I didn't know I only wrote the essay one time.
SPEAKER_01No, for all, I okay, yeah. When I was younger, I never thought I would end up in jail. Uh for real, dead ass.
SPEAKER_02And I and so what was your what was your like I guess you could say ultimate goal, like career-wise, life-wise, like so it was back and forth like being I don't know what the hell.
SPEAKER_01I thought I wanted to be a dentist, and then growing up, I was like, whoa, that's a lot of stuff, you know? Yeah, and then of course, like at going into like service, like Marines.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01So, but yeah, so it's so different now because of the stuff that I do.
SPEAKER_02Hey, I'm gonna say what do you call a doctor that dropped out of doctor school?
SPEAKER_01You're joking me. No, yeah, that's good. You're gonna roast me somewhere. Wait, what do you call a doctor that dropped out? Yeah. Um, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02A dentist.
unknownWhat the fuck?
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04It's you.
SPEAKER_01I thought you were talking about Dennis Yazzi.
SPEAKER_03What about you, Chelsea?
SPEAKER_02You um like uh like growing up, like when you when you wrote down your stuff, did you um are you are you happy with where you are in with life? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, man.
SPEAKER_02Yep. That's cool, man. Hell yeah, man. Yeah, I was um, like I said, I was going through some of these questions and then you know, it was kind of like just circling around and then having Kessa here too, as well, you know, getting that uh female's insight on that because uh that was one of the questions from way back in the day. It was just like um this lady was um this some lady she she um she messaged in and she was talking about a relationship, and she was like, it's so hard to find a blue-collar man nowadays that's gonna be faithful, that's not married, that's not cheating on his girlfriend, that doesn't have you know, like a bunch of baby mamas and stuff. And I was just like, So my mind, I was like, is that all you're looking for? Is a blue-collar man? You know, like there's other guys that are out there that make a good living, you know, that are that are good, you know, and but you're just stuck on a blue collar. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you know, if that's if that's what you like, that's what you like. But I was just kind of like a stereotype of like, yeah, that's what that's what you know, what influenced that. I guess. Yeah, that's what I mean.
SPEAKER_01That's why I said it's like stereotype, or if that's like her high is that the highest standard she wants. Yeah, shit.
SPEAKER_02You know, uh you know the old saying they always say with with guys is oh excuse me, for us guys, well, when Charles was single, hey. I thought like like we could um we could we could date down, you know? Oh like like we can we we can date down and that doesn't bother us like like as as a guy, like it doesn't bother us. Um as long as you know I guess you could say we're we're we're vibing out with that with that person that we're with, and you know, like we could date down, like like I said, you know, that's why I brought up the whole Burger King, you know? Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So then that's why that lady is single then still, because she's still searching for her blue collar, yeah, which she probably will never find. If you I don't know, man, like honestly, Loki.
SPEAKER_02And that's the reason why I asked that because I know I know some some some girls their standards are high, which is cool. You know, you you want love for how you want to love, but I feel like ladies won't date down.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, honestly, because they're just gonna keep that standard and they're gonna stay there. And then Loki, like you're just not gonna find anybody, and you're just gonna be single, and you're just gonna be alone, and you're just gonna beachy, she's preachy. No, for real, that's really how it is. But then I feel like it's easy for a guy to just be like, oh hey, what's up? Like, yeah, you know, like somebody else, you know, like even if you like you said, like if they drop down from their standard or whatever, but they're still cool and like like what do you say you're like still vibing and stuff like that, you know? Yeah, but like for a lady's like, oh, he's not like this, he's too short, he does not blue collar, he's not like this, yeah, yep, yep.
SPEAKER_02And yeah, like I was just crazy working on thinking about those.
SPEAKER_01He does he works at Pesco. No, he only he's not even a welder yet. He's just an apprentice. You're just on the um, you just work the overnight. What is it? The one that assemble oh assembly line. He's just a tool handler. I have a story. I have a story. So my homie, the one that I ride bikes with. Yeah, so one of my friends tried to like, oh, like, like get in his business and stuff. Uh and um she's he lies because like all these females, well, because he works in the oil field or whatever, and then like the females, uh, this one female, she ended up being really nosy and saying, like, oh yeah, like where do you work at or what do you do and stuff, you know, like trying to get information, right? Yeah, yeah. Kind of like blue collar. And he's like, Oh, I work at McDonald's. And then like her mood like totally changed, you know?
SPEAKER_05Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_01So it's it's super weird. I'm like, yeah, it's so weird.
SPEAKER_05That's what I say sometimes. You work at McDonald's? I work at Domino's, broke.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, and what did I say? They just look at you all like Yeah, you see what I mean? That's exactly what happened to my friends.
SPEAKER_05And then they're all like, How do you afford that big truck then? Like Domino's, man. Uh, hustle, hustle, man.
SPEAKER_01They're like hustle grind. You gotta get your ass up every day.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because if if I, you know, like I'm just saying this personally, like if I saw somebody that was like freaking, you know, top tier or whatever, and I walked up to her, started talking to her, whatever, and like um, and then she told me, like, oh yeah, I work at McDonald's or even Domino's Taco Bell or whatever, I would just in my mind, I'd be like, you know, okay, so are you free Friday night? You know, oh yeah. Like, are you free Friday night? Let's go chill, you know, or whatever.
SPEAKER_01So like if she worked at if she worked at McDonald's or like Burger King and she was like top tier, you you would still ask her?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, and and and I'm not saying it's uh like top tier, like like her beauty, whatever, you know, she's she's all this stuff, but I'm just saying like for her, if her um attitude, personality is is top tier, you know, like it doesn't matter. Like, seriously it doesn't matter, and I'm just like, you know, even if she was she came out and said I had OnlyFans, you know, and I'll be like, do I have to pay?
SPEAKER_01Do I have to pay this? That explains that explains why my dad's with the girl that works at Wendy's. You like hook it up with that 20 piece.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, there you go, man. Fucking those nuggets, man. And and going going along that line too. Um, like I said, I'm so glad that we have Kessy here to to answer some of the female parts because female parts are all rowdy. What are you thinking? Uh well yeah, they're um they're like I said, you know, a lot of the lot of the lot of the questions that we get in like with um with uh relationships really does come from guys and then some some some ladies too, and then some of them are always always saying, Oh, you should get a female on the podcast to answer some of these questions, you know. And like I said, we try our best to stay away from it. Yeah, yeah. There's an opportunity to do that. I'm intrigued. Yeah, like literally, because if we have you know somebody here that wants to talk about it, you know, of course I'm gonna ask. And I thought this was a good time. But you know, and and this happened to me yesterday, like legit yesterday. So I was on my way to Kirtland yesterday, and I stopped by over at Hogback, and I put in gas and everything. Well, well, I didn't put in gas yet, but I went inside to put gas in, and I got a pop and some chips, and then I was waiting in line, and there was this one this one lady that was in line, and it was kind of like a long, you know, there's a long a lot of people in there. And if you guys know hogback, um, they've gotten so bad, they're like Walmart right now, because uh they only have one cashier. Yeah, one cashier working. So this lady was kind of holding up the line, and she was, you know, like she she kept trying to use her card, her car kept declining and everything, and she just kept saying, Oh, I got money, I got money, you know, all this stuff. And people behind me were getting mad. Like people were behind me getting mad. Even the cashier said to her, like, like, um, hey, did you want to move out of the way? Let me get everybody else, and then we'll come back to you, you know. And uh, I'm just gonna say it. She was pretty girl privileged. Um, she looked attractive. Um, she was fit, you know, um, had on her summer gear. Uh, not that I was looking, but you know, we interacted, so I had I had to talk to her and I had to look at her, you know. Um, and it was only like I think it was like 475 or something. She got like a water and I think it was like uh like a candy or something. And so she was trying, so I went up there, just being the nice guy that I was, you know. I went up there and I told her, I said, I'll I said I'll take care of it for you. I said, I'll I'll take care of it for you. Because I was getting impatient too. I was like, shit, bitch, move back the way you don't have nobody. Just put it back. Put it back, yeah. Just say that he didn't give you child support. Put it back, yeah. Just you know, if you don't want to come out, bring your E T card out. But but yeah, so I went up there and and I and I told her and and I told her, I was really nice to her. I told her, I said, hey, I said, I'm sorry. I said, I'm kind of in a hurry. And I said, uh, can I can I just pay for my stuff, my gas? And I said, I'll I'll pay for your your items, you know? Like I said, it was getting cold. No, for real. No, I really didn't have hot dogs. And and yeah, it was only like 475 or something. And and um, and she was like, she just looked at me and just kind of threw that out there like like um she said, Oh, you must do this for a lot of girls. And I looked at her, and I kind of looked at her like Oh hell, I kind of looked at her like, oh, I was like, I do this, you know. I was like, you you need some help. And I said, I don't mind paying for it as it's only a couple bucks or whatever. Okay. And she was like, Oh, you must do this for a lot of girls. Bro, that is perfect. I was like, I'm like, what the heck? I'm just trying to be nice. And then she and then after I paid for it, um, I gave her the receipt because I was just like, Oh, you can keep the receipt, you know, just in case it tried to hell no, whatever, you know. And then she when when I gave her the receipt, she was like, Oh, what, you want my number now? What yeah? And I looked at her and I was like, No, I said, I'm just giving you the receipt. I would have snatched that drinking candy so fast, and I was like, What the fuck? You know, and so I gave her the receipt and I just walked out. You know, I just walked out, and then I was putting in gas, I was putting in my gas and everything, and I was just I was just sitting there, and she goes and she goes to to a vehicle, and there was a vehicle of like girls or whatever, and she was like, Um, they were talking, you know, girl talk or whatever. The vehicle comes by, the the windows roll down, and then the girl that was driving, she was just like, Oh, thank you, thank you for buying my friend's stuff, you know. And then she was like, Do I need to pay you back? And I told her, I said, No, I said you're fine, you're fine. And then the same thing happened. That girl said that too. She said, You must do that for for every for all for all cute girls.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so why are you assuming yeah?
SPEAKER_02And I was like, Okay, um, I was just first off, I was just trying to be nice. I wasn't trying to hit on you, I didn't even try to talk to you or say, hey, what's up, what's your name, blah, blah, blah, this stuff. I just said that, you know, I'll pay for those for you, I can I'll help you out, you know, because you're fucking holding up the line, you know? Fuck, you just told her that. I'm like, bitch, move.
SPEAKER_01You're like, no, I'm not being nice, just in the way.
SPEAKER_02I guess from a female's perspective, like, well, what's that about?
SPEAKER_01Like, what exactly? I think it sounds like she did that shit before. Yeah, you yeah, but it sounds to be that way, and then like the way you described her, uh, she probably thinks like she can get what she wants, you know. Okay, okay. So, yeah, so she probably have tried that with many other men. Yeah, and then thinking she can get free shit. Hey, for real.
SPEAKER_05She's all example, that's why I'm here.
SPEAKER_01I didn't think Charles brought anything in. Except for his crops.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, so so afterwards it you know.
SPEAKER_01That is so weird, and she's being snotty and rude. Yeah. After somebody, it's like it's like, you know, trying to get like gas. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Asking some asking, like you took your time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because there's there's sometimes too where I've been I'm gonna put her in a chokehold where where I've been at, you know, like like anywhere. And if I see somebody that that needs, you know, something paid for or whatever, like it's not even a thought in my mind. Like, okay, cool, I'm gonna help them out, you know? And I don't ever want anything in return, you know. I'm I'm not looking for anything in return. And like I've I've seen shallows do it before, like when we come back from Gallup, you know, um, buying people, you know, at homeless people something that's to eat, you know, and stuff like that. And and so, so I know, like, I know my intentions, you know, and my intentions were just to oh bitch, get out of the way. You're holding up the fucking life.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Dollar General. Yeah, there you go.
SPEAKER_02It's Cash App.
SPEAKER_01For real. Yeah, so yeah, what I think is like, yeah, she tried that move before, and like she thinks that you know, she just cause like how you described her and stuff, yeah, that she can just get stuff like that, you know. Yeah, and like like and then thinking maybe like she's probably on the hunt, you know?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And then, oh let me get this uncle.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but uh, but you know, after after after she um after they left, like, yeah, it was a full uh car full of girls, like uh, you know, I don't know where to record or whatever. And even that girl that was driving said that too, you know? And I was just like, it just made me feel weird afterwards, you know. I'm just like, damn, okay, cool. Like the the mindset of some females, some females, some females. I'm saying some females because I know somebody's gonna oh some females, the mindset of some females, and and I get it, some females have been damaged to think that in past relationships, you know, toxic? Yeah, yeah, like like PTSD. Yeah, exactly. So I don't I don't mind those females, but they're a little different than the snotty females. You just don't never know. At least they'll tell me, you know, or they'll say something like like, oh, you know, like I've you know, nobody's ever done that for me because I came from a bad relationship. I'm like, oh okay, cool.
SPEAKER_01And not not that I'm again, you know, like it it made me feel like they could have just said, Oh, thank you so much, like, oh my card wasn't working. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_05Sorry, I'm sorry I was broke.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, for real. And then just go about your day.
SPEAKER_02Don't try to freaking with um when I went to Kirtland, you know, I was over at the Dollar uh Dollar Tree, and and then it just it made me feel weird because there was a lady there again, she was kind of an older lady, probably about maybe 40, 50, and she was having the same issue, you know? Like uh, but this one, I mean, she she eventually got her stuff because the the the card tapper wasn't working or whatever, you know, and it kept declining. And I was gonna do the same thing again, and then like um in my mind, I just kind of got like got a little insecure, you know. Well, can we get some pizza then?
SPEAKER_03I mean, I mean you guys been there, you guys. I'm joking, I'm joking.
SPEAKER_02So, you know, I like I like I always say I take care of family, you know. I just does the same thing with me, I do the same thing with Kessa, and she does the same thing with me too, as well. So Denny's she gets possessed at Denny's.
SPEAKER_03I was so sick, and I don't hey. I was like she gets possessed at Denny's ready to call my baby daddy.
SPEAKER_02She misses him and all this stuff. That was crazy work, right? Yeah, yeah. But yeah, it was it was just like it was one of those things, and I'm just like, you know, if you guys know me personally, like I do stuff out of the kindness of my heart, you know? Yep.
SPEAKER_01Um, no bad intentions.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, if you like something and you say, Oh, I want that or whatever, and I hear you talk about it, cool, I'm gonna go get it for you. You know, it's not a problem for me. Like I've always said, damn, I've been blessed, like to have a financial structure, I guess you could say, you know, and that's me. I'm not even trying to brag about that, but um, I'm like, man, you know, like I've I've worked my ass off for this, you know? And to ab to be able to bless people is like a freaking, it's it's it's um, I love it, you know? Dang, like it's cool, man.
SPEAKER_01She just took it the wrong way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, man. And I was just like, and I was like, why is she looking at you like that? You know, like I wasn't even perving out on you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it sounds like her. Hey, another insecurity time.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, man. Fuck.
SPEAKER_01First the guy, now the lady.
SPEAKER_02Y'all, man. Uh, let me see. And then also, um, oh yeah, we had uh um I had another guy or a lady that did that timed in with like me and Shaw's always talked about this already, but from a female's point of view, I guess you could say, um, it says, My man has social media but doesn't add me or ask to add me. Should I be worried?
SPEAKER_01Yes, yes, you should.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay, so for this one, I responded. I never respond, yeah. I never respond to emails, I just get the emails. So I asked her, is his profile on private or is it public? And she said, his Snapchat, his Facebook, and his Instagram are on public. Oh, okay. But she said she's still worried that he might be messaging people or because she said that they the only pictures that they he showed on his social media is not with her face or anything like that. It's just like they're holding hands. Oh, you know, they're kindergarten stuff. Yeah, yeah, kindergarten stuff. So in my mind, I was thinking, okay, cool. Maybe he wants to keep that private, like he doesn't want to show off his girl. Because there's a bunch of dickheads out there that would chase after your girl, you know.
SPEAKER_01Or, yeah, or it could be private, like there's one he just wants private things. Yeah, so you know, I was I was just but maybe she's worried, like she's insecure. Damn, man, you heard it, so come after Kessa. Or I don't like, I don't know if that's an insecurity thing, but like what do you think about that though?
SPEAKER_02Like for me personally, like um there was a time where I was stupid with Snapchat, you know? And like I've I've learned this was years ago, you know, and it was I talk to um I have a habit of talking to my friends like they're just guy friends. Yeah, you know, like I text you dumb shit, you know. Yeah, no, we text each other dumb shit. We text each other dumb shit, you know. My best friend Kayla, like like we text each other dumb shit. So in my mind, I was thinking like, and and and I never saw it as as a disrespect, but when when it was found out and it was brought to my attention, I was just like, oh shit, like I didn't even think about that, you know. Like I didn't I didn't think that that me saying inappropriate things to another female or another guy or whatever and was was demeaning, you know, insecurity because I was always no because keyword as as you know, she's like shit. I need to respect her, you know? Oh, because like I said, you know, I I talk to everybody the same, like like it doesn't matter jokes or whatever. And so when that was brought to my attention, I was like, oh shit, okay, this is for this is hurtful, you know. Like I didn't see it like that. So I guess from a guy's point of view, like um, because for me personally, I'm a private person, you know. I like to keep that person to myself for a little bit before showing her off to the world, you know? Because me Shells, we know some homie hoppers. Talk about some friends that as soon as as soon as you introduce somebody I've been I've been telling you about my stuff. Yeah, yeah. Shells know. So we have some friends to where where we introduce them to somebody, they fucking become investigators. So they investigate that person. This happened to me before, you know? And uh the After they found out who that person was, when they seen him out and about, they would co go to him. Oh, where's Mikey? Where's Mikey? Oh, yeah, what's up? Damn, make sure you're not around. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So for me, like I said, for me personally, you know, like I I don't care if that person has social media or whatever, you know. Um but I always say, I always say, if you're posting pictures or if you're sending, if you're posting those same pictures that you're sending to me, don't even send it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Because other people saw it before I did, you know? Like, uh, you know, but if it if it's just for me personally, like, okay, cool, like I'm all for it, you know, like like whatever, you know. But like I said, I would never tell anybody not to have social media, you know. That's that's their own conviction, however they're using it, you know. Um but for me personally, like I said, I'm a private person. Like I want to keep that person to myself for a while, you know? I want to enjoy that privacy to where when everything does come out and we're we're full blown out and about or whatever, you know, it I don't have to, it's like I don't have to worry about it, you know? Or I don't know if that makes sense. Yeah, yeah. It makes sense. But yeah, having that personal relationship um um is is uh I I I like that more because you know, like like when I'm with whoever, um, I'm totally different, you know, I'm soft spoken, I'm nervous, I'm shy, and stuff, and it's totally opposite of who I am. He's not cranky, he's not yelling at us. Not that it has anything to do with the other person and and being two different people. It's just you know, being respectful, you know, like being respectful in that moment with that person. So, you know, it was just like um, I was just like, man, bro, I don't know, man. Like, you know, not bro, but I I just told her, you know, that like I said, that was the first time that I answered back an email and just asked her, like, you know, like well, is it private, is it public? And she said it's holding, and she says she's able to see the the um pictures that he posted of them by just holding hands, you know. I wonder intimate moments, not intimate moments, but just like um let's say um like uh I'm just using this as an example for Valentine's Day, you know, him giving her flowers, but they're not showing faces and stuff like that, you know. And she was just she just asked, like, you know, should I be worried?
SPEAKER_01Okay, so she's just saying, like, if she's worried, uh he's not she's not friends with or they're not friends with each other, yeah, but it's public.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. And and then and then in my mind too, I was thinking, I should have asked her, but I didn't. But I was thinking in my mind, like, like, what if he's scared to add you because he's gonna see something that's going to with her, yeah, with her, like you know, you know what I'm saying? That that's what I thought too, you know. Yeah, he is, honestly. That's why I'm like trying to like answer it. I'm like, what? You know, like I was thinking about that, like, okay, maybe he's scared too because he doesn't want to see anything on on your page. You know, I should have told her, I should I should not should have told her, I should have asked her, you know, like yeah. So I I don't know if that if I mean I I should have said that, but yeah, maybe he's scared to see something on your on your page too as well.
SPEAKER_01You know, how she like asked him?
SPEAKER_02She she's requested, she said he's she's requested him and she said that she did ask him one time why, but he he didn't he didn't answer, he just locked it off. And then all he said was all he said was that you can see everything that I post.
SPEAKER_01Okay, well, how come you can't add me as a brand? Kessa will find out for you. Hey, I will investigate. What's the name? What's the episode be undercover? Dang! Does he have Instagram? Does he have Facebook? I will add him and see what happens. Fuck.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so I mean, like like I said, you know, it was kind of like a catch 22 video. Because I don't know. Um, I mean, if it's public and and people can see it, then I don't think she should worry. But then again, you know, from a guy's point of view too, as well, like what if he's um you know, what if he's uh like um oh shit. What if he's um like uh like a private person? Yeah, like a private person, you know? What if he's um what if he does yeah, if he doesn't want to see anything that's on your page, yeah, you know, like like what if what if there's a picture of her on there that she sent him good morning or whatever, then it's on her social page. So what was the purpose of her sending it to him?
SPEAKER_01When social media already seen it?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, when social media already seen it. Like, like, you know that's crazy work.
SPEAKER_01Like Oh no. No, he's hiding something. Yay! I'm just kidding. That is crazy though. That's a hard one, actually.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Especially if it's public and if he already if she already asked about it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Man. But yeah, that was that was one of the questions.
SPEAKER_01Just keep asking him. Yeah, just keep asking him. Just keep grilling him until change your profile pic.
SPEAKER_02And then along along that line, too, is um like like me, you know, me and Shaw's answer this already, you know, about about a relationship or whatever, is um how important is it for a female, like as far as uh consistency, consistency communication, like um Oh my gosh, I have a story for you.
SPEAKER_01Okay, tell the story, tell the story. Okay, okay. It's it's cool to be consistent, like you know, just casual. But fuck, if they're like calling you because you didn't answer because you're busy, and I think this is the chaos telling you about cross arms, okay, cross arms, shorts in the back. Okay, but damn, like when I wouldn't answer my phone, he'd call, call again, call again, like two, three minutes into between calling, calling, and then texting, texting, and I'm like, bro, what the hell's wrong with you, bro? Like, and he would call all the time, and I got so fed up, and I was like, dude, you call too much, like chill out, bro. And he got offended by it.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit.
SPEAKER_01So I mean, as far as like being consistent, like it's cool and stuff. Yeah, like, oh, what are you doing? You know, like just like cool, you know, like casual, but fuck not like asking, like, where are you going? What are you doing? No, like an obsession, but yeah, is that like an obsession? I get I I would think so. More so it sounds like possession. Ew. No, honestly, like yeah, like jealous insecurity.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because for me, like like I've said, you know, in in prior podcasts, like I can be clean, but not to the extent of where it's like like that. I'm not gonna be able to. You know, me wanting to be around you all the time is is is what I mean. You know, me finding an excuse to go see you all the time or whatever. That that's um, I guess that that's my form of consistency or whatever. But but if you if you told me, if you tell me like, oh, you know, like maybe I'm busy tonight or whatever, or I'll call you back later. I'm like, cool, okay, cool, you know, like and and then I'll I'll leave it. I'll I'll leave it alone. I won't, I won't, whatever, you know. But I guess on my part too, I like to be asked what I'm doing. You know, it's weird.
SPEAKER_01I think that's uh different thing for like for like specifically for somebody. Uh-huh. I think for me it's different. You, it's different.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Shells, uh chills, where you uh second in right now.
SPEAKER_03Oh shit, that reminds me, I gotta text her.
SPEAKER_01You went out of shipwreck lines now.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, that but for me, like that, like that's what that that's how I am, you know. Um like I said, if if um if you keep me in, I don't want to say if you like you need to or anything like that, but shit, like I said, I I would find a I would find time to if you weren't busy today, I'd find an excuse to go to Farmington and then just be like, hey, baby, you know, like let's go to dinner tonight or whatever, you know. And then if if I mean if I get a no or I'm busy or whatever, I'm not gonna get hurt, you know? Yeah, I'll be sad because I want to hang out with you, I want to spend time with you, but I won't get hurt to the point of where I'm just like, who is he? Who you fucking around on me?
SPEAKER_04Like, Loki, it's so crazy.
SPEAKER_02And then and then that gives me this sounds so cheesy, and that gives me the opportunity to miss her even more, you know? Yeah. So the next time that I've seen her, like, bam, it's on.
SPEAKER_01You're just really in your fields. That's why I don't like relationship questions. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I think it's just different for everyone, like the consistency. Like, if you're cool and stuff and chill and like don't blow up my phone, shit, or like you know, just cool, you know, it's cool. Okay, fuck if you're calling like just because I didn't answer, yeah, or saying I'm going over here and asking if I'm home yet. Damn, bro, give it a moment. Oh my god, oh my gosh, and then okay, okay. I got so sick last summer. Like, you know how like when it turns into spring? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or summer, yeah, you get sick, sick. Like, I was sick, sick. Like, I had to go to the hospital.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And they, yeah. Ibupro well, not um, not ibuprofen. What is that?
SPEAKER_02Fentanyl.
SPEAKER_01Almost almost an infection. What is that? Like infection or something? Molly. Molly. Molly.
SPEAKER_04Like an STD?
SPEAKER_01No, you had an infection. That clears it. That clears it. The medication.
SPEAKER_03What are you trying to do? Make sourdough?
SPEAKER_01Ew, not sourdough. Don't have a smell. It's what is that medicine called? It's like that bubblegum pink flavor. No, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_05We don't smoke this.
SPEAKER_01Are you sure? Which medicine? Medication that clears infection. Like any infection. Um, I don't know. Fuck, I forgot. Anyways. But no, it's so it was like medication, whatever, because I had like really bad like bronchitis and shit. Okay, yeah. Or whatever, and I it was really, really bad. And then this guy, I he's like, oh yeah, you know, I'll be there this weekend or whatever, you know. And I'm like, bro, I'm sick. Like, I I was so sick, I didn't want anybody coming over. You know, like I just wanted to be alone, man.
SPEAKER_02Okay, well, so oh yeah, yeah, there you go. You said it's you said it yourself because because I've I've like uh when somebody gets sick, like I'm trying to make that effort. Like, uh, do you need it? You know what? Shut up, like uh, like I I want to make that that, you know, just to make sure you're okay. So it is different with other females.
SPEAKER_01See what I mean?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01See, Mike just loves to this one's just in the feelings. Meanwhile, I'm off. What do you want? I don't want you here. I'm sick. What do you want?
SPEAKER_03So so it is just different with females.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, well, I mean, with me. I don't know what kind of breed you call me.
SPEAKER_03I'm independent for this long.
SPEAKER_01I don't know. Oh, I've been yeah, what do you want? You know, hey Bug, slam the door, y'all sick.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because you know, like I said, for me that that's um, I'm like, you know, even though they're they're like, or she's like, I'm you know, I don't want to get you sick. I'm like, I don't care. See, yeah. I'll I'll you know, like I'll So what do you call that? Clingy, hey I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_03Not you, not you. I don't know. I already said it.
SPEAKER_05I said I was thinking of Rosa already.
SPEAKER_01Dude, I think I think he was ooh, I think he like just dude, I can't do that, you know. Yeah, like I told you I was like single for a long time before I met him, right? Yeah, and then like all this extra shit, I was like, fuck, dude, this is annoying, bro. Like, I'm like, and then when I got sick, I was like, don't please don't come. Like, I just want to be alone, you know? Okay, like I feel sick. Please don't come.
SPEAKER_04No, your voice. I didn't know, bro. Please don't come.
SPEAKER_01Ew, no, I was like, and then he still showed up and I was sick as fuck, man. And then he got sick. Yeah, and then um, oh, I'm sick now, I'm sick now. I'm gonna call in. Oh, well, I already fucking told you. Yeah, and I was like, I already fucking told you, bro. And then that was it, man. Ended that quick. Yeah, I'm sorry, I can't.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm yeah, I think yeah, it's different between the city. Yeah, it's different. Like for me, like I said, I I it it's not it's not the possessive type, it's not the the like um it's a nice, you know.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like I like a nice guy. I love you, y'all will be right. Yeah, there's a difference at home.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, leave your ass at home, right?
SPEAKER_01Don't answer the door, he's out there. I guess that's just different. I don't know. Yeah, between a nice guy and uh one that's insecure.
SPEAKER_02So who uh you female that was over at fucking um hogbat, fuck you.
SPEAKER_01Respectfully, bro, because that was trash, bro.
unknownMan was even looking at you, man, bitch.
SPEAKER_01And just because you just cause you thought you were pretty.
SPEAKER_06Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01And your summer gem.
SPEAKER_03Yay!
SPEAKER_01Okay, little Robin.
SPEAKER_03Along that line, I've been um tiptoeing around this question for the long time. Oh my gosh, is it is it a relationship question? Uh it is. Well, it's I love these questions.
SPEAKER_01So I do. So Nelson's quiet over there. Oh, the baby's getting sneaky.
SPEAKER_03So this one's gonna be funny, alright?
SPEAKER_02Oh gosh. And it says, Mike and Shells, what's up? First and foremost, want to let you know, enjoy the podcast. It's hilarious. You guys always bring the comedy. Can't wait for the roast battle.
SPEAKER_01Oh gosh, you're gonna listen to my morning.
SPEAKER_02Can't wait for the roast battle, but have a question. Serious question. I know that you guys don't answer relationship questions, but this one has been on my mind for a while. So if you can do me a great pleasure in answering it, I would greatly appreciate it. Ww.bluechew.co. I'm gonna hit that up right now.
SPEAKER_03Use some of those honey packs, man.
SPEAKER_01Come on, when you said honey packs, I'm all thinking about those stinger gels.
SPEAKER_03You know, when you're all the bite, all swiped out, bro.
SPEAKER_02So I guess you're gonna um join the and then and uh and then it says, but this question I've been wanting to ask for a while, me and my girlfriend slash fiance. So I don't know if you have a girlfriend and a fiance. Hey! But it says, we've been asking this question to each other for a while, so I thought maybe I'll get some insight on a podcast. But what do you think about manscaping and trimming private areas on your female?
SPEAKER_07Like sorry, I don't really know. I'm sorry. Oh no, I was like, each other?
SPEAKER_01No, no, but I guess like each other, like trying to shape each other? Or is it like keeping the maintenance on like I guess I guess just keeping it?
SPEAKER_02I should have what does she have claws or what? Yay, I don't know. Um, like maybe I guess do you guys do you guys um manscaped? Do you guys um trim the hedges? You know, do you guys like the other half to be groomed in the brave in rolls?
SPEAKER_01Never mind, oh my god. I mean, I don't think you know you're like my both you're like danger, you missed the area. No, that's so weird. I I honestly I think like if you guys are together for a while, Loki, like wait, what? You know?
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay, let's say that you're in a relationship and you guys are fucking rabbits and you guys are like all the time, like like like I guess for you as a female, is it important for a guy to take care of himself like that? Like just not all freaking all wild owl.
SPEAKER_03God looking like a freaking uh cobra is barely picking out. Oh yeah, you just don't care.
SPEAKER_01That is so I don't freaking know. I don't know. I I can't do it in front of you can't, you have the lights have to be on. No, because I know Shell's gonna bring it up later. Watch when I'm not hearing we gotta do a podcast. So you yours I mean, honestly, I don't know, bro. In the past, okay, so I mean I guess as long as it's not looking all rowdy, you know.
SPEAKER_02For you or for him?
SPEAKER_01Both ways.
SPEAKER_02Both ways, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01So I mean, I think you need to take care of yourself, you know?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so so if you are in a relationship, it's um it's it's just kind of like maintaining, and then for him too as well, you just kind of require him that to have that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you know, because so for example, ingrown toenail. Hey, that one chain was trying to tell me to pull it out for him. What the heck? Yeah, yeah, dude, he had an ingrown, he's like, Yeah, can you do it for me, you know? Like, I'm like, whoa, bro, like love, but they're all right. Oh yeah, and I was like, What? You want me to pull this ingrown out? And I'm like, fuck, you don't even have the tools.
SPEAKER_02Damn, do that suck it out like this.
SPEAKER_01I guess that kind of I'm is that kind of like the same thing?
SPEAKER_02I guess well he was just mainly talking about private areas, so like you know, like um you're like, you better make sure it's be cut.
SPEAKER_01Make sure it's looking right, shit.
SPEAKER_03What about you, Sean?
SPEAKER_01Major standard. If you have a standard, I guess. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05It has to be clean, bro.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05See, see, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. What about you? So that's the end of the podcast. What about you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, what about you? No, no, I mean, like for me, like um, um, yeah, like as a as a guy, you know, take care of yourself, trim it or whatever. Um, make sure you got a good fate. Yeah, make sure that A-line's in there. Oh, fuck the beauties up.
SPEAKER_04Comb over.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, I think I think for a guy, like like for me personally, yeah, like you know, keeping groom is is uh just just part of I guess you could say being a male. If if you're um, you know, one of those types that likes to take care of yourself, you know. And then for a female, for me personally, like I I don't I don't look at it too often. So uh but you know if if uh if they take care of themselves, you know, whether it's um it's trimmed or not, hairless or whatever, you know. I mean, we've all had some type of hair in our food one time.
SPEAKER_01What was that one restaurant? See senor fuck. I have a video of it too.
SPEAKER_05Of like the hair in your food?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, my friend videoed it, and then I seen it and I pulled it out of the enchilada. Fuck it was long ass white hair. What the heck? And it was like, fuck.
SPEAKER_02So there you have it, my man. Um, I guess uh it is uh a two-way street, you know. If you like it clean and neat or whatever, and your lady likes it clean and neat today, and clean and neat too as well, then do it, man. You know? Just do it already. Just do it already, man. Be shy and ask that question. You know, man, but other than that, that's kind of the relationship questions that we had. And then also uh one of them was um oh they asked, um, do you guys did you guys have any nicknames growing up? If so, what was the meaning behind it?
SPEAKER_05Nope.
SPEAKER_02No nicknames? No. No nicknames.
SPEAKER_05I did, but I didn't want to say chubby bunny. Honey bunny. I think she's uh when I was little or my bedroom names.
SPEAKER_01You don't want to hear that. After Nicks. So I had one, I think. Well, when when I was born, my mom always used to say that like everyone always wanted to like kiss me when I was a baby.
SPEAKER_04Uh huh.
SPEAKER_01So they ended up calling me like smooch or whatever. Smooch? Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool. So yeah, that was always one that would like Do they still call you that today? Um, no.
SPEAKER_02Alright, we're gonna start calling her that now.
SPEAKER_01No my gosh, that's so crazy.
SPEAKER_03If you guys see her out, Dino's uh don't worry, smooch.
SPEAKER_01Bang sounds all like freaking selling fit ball selling drugs.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, but um did you ever use that tag, like growing up, like your email address, your MySpace, or anything like that?
SPEAKER_01Nothing. But I think I think that kind of like went over, you know. Like I haven't heard that since I was like maybe eight, ten.
SPEAKER_02Oh, okay, okay. But it was just it was just just family because everybody calls me Kessa.
SPEAKER_01They now they know. Now they know.
SPEAKER_04Now anti slamcle slayer.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so I'm like, yeah, so now, like, yeah, it's just always been like that since high school.
SPEAKER_02Oh, thank you, man. Yeah, mine um mine's when I was in middle school, going into high school, and they kind of faded out during high school. Well, only like my high school friends that I see around that are so alive. Yeah, that's sad to say, man. Uh they call me peanuts, still. Um it was funny because the story behind it is uh when I when of course I was living at my mom and dad's house, our next door neighbor, we were um sitting on top of his house and we're smoking, you know, smoking weed and everything like that, getting high, and then I went, I was getting ready to get off the roof uh because I went to I was gonna go get some water. And as I was walking down, I freaking slipped and I rolled down the roof and I fell off the roof. And like my brother and my friend were sitting on the roof and they were freaking cracking up laughing. And my buddy, my buddy Alan, it was like, dude, he was like, you look like a fucking peanut rolling down. Oh my god. So that was on a Saturday, and then come Monday when uh I went to school, I I shared a locker next to Ellen. So my locker was right next to Alan. And uh and here when I got there, uh he was just like, What's up, peanut? And then everybody was like, Peanut, you know, what's up? And then Alan, he went and told the story, and then just everybody just started calling me peanut. Like everybody just um everybody just started calling me peanut. And um and uh we just um yeah, it just stuck with me. Like it just stuck with me to to um up until high school, and then after that, um everybody just kind of fizzled out. Like I said, some of my friends that I do that I do see that are still live, they still call me peanut. Yeah, it's pretty funny, yeah. But DJ Peanut. Yeah, DJ Peanut man, but uh Shells has to get on the road right now, man. He has to he works in Hullbrook, so he goes to sleep uh early. He gets up at fucking two o'clock in the morning, he's on the road by three just to get there. So don't want to keep him too late, so he's gonna head on out right now. He has to go now, man. So thank you, Shells, for being on here, man, for the roads.
SPEAKER_05Damn, Mikey, I think I found your logo, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03His logo. It's the new Kessa. Appreciate you, Shelly. What do you think for the podcast?
SPEAKER_05You guys, um, challengers are accepted.
SPEAKER_04There you go, man.
SPEAKER_05Challengers accepted, man.
SPEAKER_01It's just a cruise around the movie. Here takes your neck brace.
SPEAKER_05I'll just leave it as that.
SPEAKER_01No, no. I thought it was a pie in the face. Oh, wait, no, me. Wait, what was it?
SPEAKER_02You're a loser, so you're a loser.
SPEAKER_01Wait, what was it? I have to say what? He likes goofy dogs.
SPEAKER_05Everybody knows how I'm talking.
SPEAKER_01Corn dog. Hey, your new name is corndog. Already had that name before.
SPEAKER_03Oh man. All right, we'll see you all, man.
SPEAKER_02Be careful, man. But but yeah, that was my that was my nickname uh growing up in middle school, high school is Peanut. And like I said, you know, um friends that I still did I still see from high school still call me that today, and so it's freaking it's funny, it's it's weird though when they call me that, like uh, like uh the looks around people, you know, when they say Peanut, what's up, Peanut? And I'm just like, oh shit, are you talking to me? Getting all scared, yeah. But yeah, no, those were the questions, man. Those were the questions there. Um it was just um, yeah, just uh like I said, wanted to ask Kessa uh what um you know some of these relationship questions, because we do, we do, man. It it's the amount of relationship questions that we get in are freaking ridiculous, and that's crazy. And it's uh like relationships, yeah. All relationships, and it's either it's either good ones and some of them are bad ones, you know? And some of them are just like, oh, he's cheating on me. What do I do? I don't have no place to go. I'm like, yeah, you have a place to go. Fucking go to your mom and dad's house, go to your grandma's house, go to a friend's house. If you have siblings, go fucking over there, you know. Yeah, just don't even worry about it. Yeah, I'm just like, what the heck? And then so, bro. Yeah, and then it then and then it goes, it goes back to um, it goes back to, but he pays for everything he does. Oh my god, he pays for my bills, he pays for this and all. I'm like, well shit, we'll fucking get a job, eh?
SPEAKER_07God, get a job or you want to get beat on still.
SPEAKER_01I swear, if you don't like that, they act like they can't have no arms or legs. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02And it and it's hard to tell people that. Like, I mean, it's easy to tell guys that because you know, um, we're dumbasses, we're gonna go. We're gonna go. Get out. Yeah, yeah, we're we're gonna go. I mean, not like that, I've ever been like that. You know, I've never been like that. Uh, but you know, for from a guy's point of view, like we're we're yeah, we're we're gonna go. We're just gonna up and leave. Um, because you know, like I said, you know, with guys, there's it's a it's a different feel from emotional connection, you know. Um a female on our side would have to do something super, super crazy for us to go crazy and be like, shit, I'm sprung. You know, that's the person I want to be, you know, be with whatever, you know. Um, but for a girl, you know, girls, I'm not speaking for the females or whatever, but you know, you guys do have a a quick emotional connection, you know? And it's it's hard. There's some leaving. Yeah, for Kessa, Kessa has no problem just up and leaving. Oh, dude, out of there, bro. I'm like, fuck this shit. But before before you had that mentality, was there a time of where you were like that though? Like, oh must stay. I love him on mistake. Dude, my baby daddy, low-key, bro.
SPEAKER_01I was thinking like, fuck, he'll probably change, you know. Like maybe he's just the way he is because they making excuses, maybe big, or maybe like because like he would describe he has like rough childhood, yeah, and stuff. And I'm like, dang, dude, like maybe like we're like our if we had a family, like with my son, me and him, like maybe it'll work and stuff, and maybe I'll stay a change. Fuck, dude.
SPEAKER_02Like you were trying to heal him, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Like trying to like be there for him and talk to him and stuff, but dang, dude, like it just went off course. Same old shit with him. So I was like, I gotta get out of here, bro. Dang. So yeah, it's crazy.
SPEAKER_02So now, so now with um with relationships, oh excuse me, my birth with relationships that you do have, um, do you have that mentality or is it have does it take like a a certain special someone now to to to make you to make you be like, damn, I want to stay.
SPEAKER_01Damn, bro, that was that last relationship. I think I still kind of am. Yeah, my baby daddy, yeah, and then meeting this person, yeah, like it would have been a year. Oh shit. In April, it would have been April 1st.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01Jake jokes on you, fucker. Oh, I just he just roused me up for it.
SPEAKER_02So so now since the years passed that you guys, I guess, haven't been together. Is it been a year or shoot, dude? It would have been a year, huh?
SPEAKER_01Okay, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02So, okay, so now that that do you still get those like butterfly feelings though, like like um, like when you see him, or is it just dude?
SPEAKER_01I am so fucking scared to see him. Oh my gosh. Okay, so you know how you like you see their ride, yeah, and you're like, oh fuck, oh fuck. Yeah, yeah. And I kind of always get that feeling, and I know because he's already with somebody else, you know? Oh, okay, okay, okay. So, and then the thing is, remember when I was telling you about bikes riding bikes? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do not want to run into them.
SPEAKER_02And and so, with some magical witchcraft thing that happened, if he broke up with that with that girl and then just like reached out to you and and be like, hey, you know, can we give this another shot or whatever?
SPEAKER_01What would you just be like, yes, Loki, Loki, as much as I want to fucking sock him, hey, because the way it ended, I don't know, did I tell you about it? No, no, you didn't.
SPEAKER_02Story time.
SPEAKER_01Oh dude, it just has to do with a lot with like I don't know, bro. Like it had to do a lot with like a passing of a relative.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And so these I I now that I know, like I think he was kind of like talking to this lady who he's with now. Yeah, because she rode bikes, he rides bikes, you know, yeah, so it was kind of like fishy and stuff. So I was like, he came back to the apartment, whatever, and I didn't answer the door because I kind of knew what was kind of going on, you know. And I was like, fuck, dude, it was like right timing and stuff. And so I just didn't answer, and then I didn't show up for that um thing that they had like family birthday thing.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like their planning and stuff.
SPEAKER_01Yes, I did not show up for that on a Saturday, yeah. And so he got right to wait right away to um arguing, yeah. And I said, fuck it, like right here, like fuck it, do not call me, do not text me.
SPEAKER_02Damn.
SPEAKER_01And I think now to think about it, there is a reason why I said that. Yeah, because how come and not even seven months ago, like you're already in a relationship, you know?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, I do not want to see him. I don't think I could do it, bro, bro. I don't think so. So even but even if yeah, even if you did come back and say, you know, hey, even if he did, I think I would be like just to talk to him, yeah, and like tell him what the fuck.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so so you guys don't have any communication like at all?
SPEAKER_01No, and so the last time I ever talked to him, I text him. I this was like a week after like the 16th, yeah. Damn snow's date.
SPEAKER_02It was 7 45.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because that happened, yeah. The next weekend I text him, I was like, Oh, are you okay? Like, I hope you're okay and all this stuff. And then he put, yeah, thanks. Damn, that's when I knew, bro. I was like, I knew it was over, and I was like, fuck, dude. And that's when I was just like, fuck. Just went glani mode after that. Fuck. And then um, yeah, so never I have not seen him and I have not talked to him. So I think if that opportunity does come, my stupid ass, I would try to hold it down, but yeah, I think I would I think I would just talk to him and be like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_02So with with that, was when you said you went all the line mode. How how long has it been since you've been sober then?
SPEAKER_00Oh fuck, today's 50 days.
SPEAKER_01Oh hell yeah. Yeah, today's 50 days. So is that like a month and a half? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's weekend, that's dope, man. Yeah, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_02That's cool, man. Not a lot of people can say that, you know.
SPEAKER_01Damn, 50 days sober. Easier. Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_02Except for today.
SPEAKER_01Except for today. Hey, I think it's when I have my bad days, yeah, yeah. I want to think about it.
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But then at the same time, it's like, dude, it's not worth it. You went this far. Like, why would you want to go and do it and fuck it all up right there, you know? Like, like if I did have a beer like right now for a shot, I would hate myself. Damn. Because it took that long just to not drink. But I guess like when I don't think about it and stuff, yeah. Like, I'll just get on my bike and I forget about it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, there you go, find alternatives.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it's it has its up and downs, or you have your cravings.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like for me, like like I said, you know, like it's it's it's not that bad. Um, like when when I because I, you know, there's times where I I go to dinner by myself, you know, and I'm just sitting there and I'm having a nice dinner, like a nice steak or whatever. I'm just like, dang, how I I wouldn't mind having a beer, you know. Yeah, knowing that, you know, like I said, you know, I always sound hypocritical when I say this, but knowing that I can I can say, okay, cool, I'm just gonna have one and that's it, you know? Yeah, yeah. I'm good. You know, I I know that I can do that when I always sound like an ass and hypocrite sounding hypocritical when I say that. But you know, like, but then again afterwards, I'm just like, man, I was like, oh I'm good, you know, I'm good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah. I think um the only thing is like temptations, like with my friend.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Dude, it's still on it, bro.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay, so let's talk about it. So that's makes me mad. You of course, you know, your your your friend click. I I love my my circle. Like my friend Click is so fucking, you know, even you, you know? Yeah, yeah. Um, uh, they're so fucking awesome. Like when when I told them, like, oh yeah, I don't drink, I don't drink anymore, you know, you know, whatever, you know, they were so fucking respectful, they were so um like uh helpful, you know, yeah, yeah, and everything of not like hey man have a drink, or you know, why aren't you drinking and stuff like that? And then even when they asked, like, why aren't you drinking? Just tell them like when I told them, like, oh, I don't, you know, I just don't feel like it. They're like, oh, okay, cool, cool, cool, you know, and that was it, man.
SPEAKER_01But your story is I'm like, when we hang out with our people, it's cool, man. And it's like it's just fun, and it's it's really fun and it's chill and stuff. But dang, bro, I don't know what's with my friend, bro. Yeah, she's she even my friend, yeah. But remember when I text you and I was all pissed. Ah, bro. Was that yesterday?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yesterday.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yesterday, I was like, dang. Like, she just keeps pushing it to the point where she keeps asking about going to the dances, um, like if you want to go out and this and that. And I I don't want to. At this point, now I'm kind of just don't want to.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, have you ever like just kind of jokingly told her, like, damn, I think you have a problem.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm like, dang. I told her, I was like, dang, you should pipe down a little bit. Yeah, she didn't like that. And she didn't like it, and she's like, oh well, and then like this morning, you know, like I don't know, she kind of put or yeah, last night she kind of put someone first, you know?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01And so I'm just like, not that, like, hey, not offended, but I'm like, whatever. I didn't want to go anyways, but like she put someone else first, and um it kind of just like she's like didn't drink, you know? Yeah, okay, like that's good for you, but like what are you trying to say? Hey, or like remember that comment that I was telling you when she was like, Um, I'll dance for you, yeah. Like, or you rest up for your bike ride. Like, what does that mean, bro? Like, I didn't even say I was gonna ride the bike today.
SPEAKER_02So she was just being low, low-key pity.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, like like throwing in like a left hook, like, but yeah, that was a fucking brutal game, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't uh I don't condone the domestic violence or anything.
SPEAKER_03Get over here, you fucking but you fucking scorpion that shit and get over here, get over Mortal Kombat didn't even finish, bro.
SPEAKER_02So, what did you think about the battle?
SPEAKER_01Like, like it's it's uh Okay, I wasn't nervous, and if I didn't see shelves after until three, four years, I think I would have been alright. He's just been missing or MMI M. I think I think it's because I had to think of stuff to say to him. Yeah, but I think it's me being like, oh, that's me. Like, you know, yeah, yeah appearance. But if I knew he had crocs on, uh, there you go, man. Come on, dude. Cay just came in looking like a chain.
SPEAKER_02He's in his dad era right now, man. Freaking finally accepting our ages, like we said.
SPEAKER_01Shoot, you know what? I am accepting my age too. Hey, my sonny gray.
SPEAKER_02Oh man, that was freaking cool. And we're gonna we're gonna probably have another round too. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys, go to um email me. Email me, miclis at gmail.com, M-I-K-E-L-E-S-S at gmail.com. Let me know who you guys go for. Shells, or Kessa and the roast battle.
SPEAKER_01Please, please, for the sake of it, just say oh man.
SPEAKER_02Ladies and ladies, you guys gotta rally, you guys gotta rally to get back. Please, man.
SPEAKER_01It's just not fair because shells is an emcks it's just not fair because there's a war going on right now. It's just not fair because the gas prices are my car.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, go go to the go to my email address, go email me, and uh, like I said, you know, email those questions and we'll do our very best to go ahead and try to answer them. We'll I'll go through all of the the relationship, quote unquote relationship stuff again, um, and have Kessa back on. And then also we do have a another another female that said that she wants to um be on the podcast again. A very good friend of mine. So uh we'll just bring her on too as well, then just have a uh a session with Kessa and her. Roach best. Yeah, roast. Yay! No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. All the guys.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah. Starting with Mike and Shells. You know what? That's the thing about it though. People get hurt.
SPEAKER_02Yep, yep, they do, man. Yeah, and even like I said, man, that dude that was just like, oh bro, man, my lady dressed like that. I was just like, yo, man, like that wasn't even that wasn't even the question or the answer, you know. It was just like, what the heck, man? And and like I said, you know, I'm I'm I'm whatever, man. Hey!
SPEAKER_01Like, we're not even gonna go there with you, man.
SPEAKER_02But it's all good, man. But I respect you for listening. I respect you for if you're from Singapore.
SPEAKER_01Oh shit, that reminds me. I was about to ask you, what's the style?
SPEAKER_02Holy shit. Oh man, I am so pleased. I am so glad. Uh got in an email. I think it was on, let me see, let me see. Let me see uh the 19th. When was the 19th?
SPEAKER_01August. Yeah, August. August. Oh, no, March. I was like August.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't even paying attention on Thursday. On Thursday. Holy shit. So I got an email in from BuzzSprout um from iTunes and Spotify, and just within the um the rankings. So right now with um not downloads but streams and listens, we're sitting at fucking 50,000.
SPEAKER_0150,000?
SPEAKER_0250,000. Holy shit. And and then within the ranking, we are ranked number 47 right now. Fucking listen. Fucking 47, 50,000 streams, listens, and that's not even downloads. Like this, these are just the streams. That's crazy. And then within this past week, with that 50,000 that that we marked or whatever, like that, on Spotify were ranked number three. What? Ranked number three.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god.
SPEAKER_0250,000 streams and 50,000 views of that, and that's on Spotify. Because Spotify is our main is where people mainly listen. Listen. Spotify, yeah. Yeah, Spotify, second is iTunes, then the third one is on the website, and then um, because you know, like within Buzz Sprout, when people um look up um podcasts and stuff like that, they search, you know, and then when people can't find our podcast, they type in Word Around the Campfire. So within our Apple podcasts, and then within Spotify, um, people that search uh Word Around the Campfire for Apple is we're ranked number 14. Dang, that's for people searching, for people searching on i uh iTunes, the pod uh i iPod podcast, whatever, and then with Spotify um that we're ranked number uh 52.
SPEAKER_04Wow, yeah.
SPEAKER_02So so um iTunes is uh kind of beating Spotify right now. But but I think um I I think the reason why we're we're ranked number 52 on Spotify is because I mean I even subscribe to the podcast on Spotify. Yeah, you know, I don't ever listen to it on iTunes.
SPEAKER_01Oh yeah, no, I think I did a subscription just to do the Spotify.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. So so Spotify, we're we're sitting ranked number 52, but out of the whole thing, Spotify, we we uh Spotify's killing it, and and then just for an overall overall uh what do you call it? Like um for an overall um search and everything like that, um, on the the whole podcast, this is this is on like um Spotify, um for just comedian podcasts, for Native American podcasts, uh independent podcasts, improv comedy. We are sitting at 10,000 downloads or 10 10,000 streams and 10,000 views.
SPEAKER_01Wow. So holy cow and is that like from different um countries?
SPEAKER_02Uh that's uh that's just as a whole, like as as a whole. Um like you know, just just as a whole. Uh so right now our ranking like on Spotify is uh a five point oh out of five. Dang so we are that that's the ranking that we have too. And man, like who would have fucking ever thought like? Crazy who would have ever fucking thought. Like when I got this email on the 19th, I was looking at it, I was like, shit, there's no way. You know, like there is absolutely no way, you know. Cause the last podcast that I done, like, we were doing good on that one, you know. And you know, with it, I mean, it's not it's not gone away, it's still there. Um, and it's still racking too as well. Um, just you know, I I honestly wouldn't think that I would move on from that podcast, you know. Um I still haven't moved on. It sucks to say, but I still haven't moved on in that podcast. Um, but this one is just a whole new journey, man. Like freaking 50,000 streams were ranked number 47, like I said, and and Apple were freaking 14, you know, and Spotify, like I said, 52 10 10k downloads within that first week, sitting at 5.0 on Spotify. I'm just like, holy shit, you know?
SPEAKER_06That's crazy. That's really cool.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, heck yeah.
SPEAKER_06So awesome.
SPEAKER_02So the the next step for this one is um is uh monetizing. So that's what I don't want to do. Because with with the with the subscription that I have with the podcast, um, after you get uh a certain amount of of listeners and viewers and stuff like that, that's why I always say, you know, like, share, load, like, share, load, share, load, like, share, download, follow, subscribe, and stuff like that. Because if the if they don't if we don't meet a certain quota in a year, and then they try to monetize it to where we because we're we're ranked right now, you know. So ranking podcasts, they feel like, okay, cool, you need to pay for the subscription, you know. But as long as we hit this quota of like certain downloads in a week and stuff, and we've been smashing it, like we've been fucking killing it. So I'm not even worried about it. But it's all because if you guys, man, for liking, sharing, just sending it to your friends, families, hey, listen to this podcast, it's fucking funny, you know. Even if they listen to it. So the catch is they have to listen to it for at least five minutes for it to count. So if they only listen to it for like 30 seconds or whatever, it doesn't count for anything. So tell your friends, tell your family, just listen to it for five minutes. Even though if it's stupid, if it's dumb, listen to it for five minutes and then it counts. It counts, you know? So that's where we're sitting at, man. And it's all thanks to you guys. I thank you guys so much, man. You guys have been an awesome crowd. You guys freaking man, you guys show up every single time when the podcast is released. Again, this is going to be released on Monday, which is gonna be the 23rd at four o'clock. And again, we just want to thank Kessa for coming through, man, and freaking trying her best with the roast.
SPEAKER_01I really thought I had a minute choke. You guys weren't supposed to see that, bro.
SPEAKER_03You guys no, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02You guys aren't supposed to be. If Shell's in a pulled that uh that napkin holder right there, and it fell, we wouldn't have seen her cheating.
SPEAKER_01We wouldn't have seen my um but that was fun, man.
SPEAKER_02Again, if you guys want to be part of the roast, you guys want to take on shells as a challenge. Somebody please. Oh man, let's go, man. Me, I I I won't challenge. I'm I'm I'm out of battling. Dang!
SPEAKER_01No, no, I'm a youth. Oh, somebody please beat Shells. Yeah, that's okay.
SPEAKER_02And then also, also again, man, we we want to go live on YouTube. So I I just need 50 more subscribers on my YouTube channel. Just look up Mike Bitter on YouTube. Um, if you see a bigger guy than how I look now, that's me, because I was I was pretty big back in the day.
SPEAKER_01Back in the day, back in the day, yeah.
SPEAKER_02So go check it out, go subscribe. I don't have any videos or anything, new content on there. Uh, but just go um subscribe that way uh we can go live, and then when we do record these podcasts, we can go live on YouTube, and then that way you guys can see it in real time, and then also hear it the next day, too, as well. But other than that, Kessa, do you have anything for the crowd? Hmm, behave.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm just kidding. Summer's here and have fun, be excited.
SPEAKER_02There you go.
SPEAKER_01Be happy, sun's out, sun's out, guns out. Dang, check out these guns. Damn, bro. I think um losing weight fast. Like yeah, that's cool. Almost said on my boat. On my bike. Oh, I finally got a cone bike.
SPEAKER_02Oh, nice. That's the update. Heck yeah, there you go. And she almost fell into a bush again.
SPEAKER_01Dang! I did look at my arms all scraped up. And I almost bipped it yesterday on the rocks. Maybe you should uh trim it. Dang! Trim it and you won't and you won't you won't get all scratched out the phone. Are you sure that was a razor?
SPEAKER_02Too funny. But this weekend I'll be uh back at Muscalero, man. Homecoming back at Muscalero, so I'll be there the 27th and 28th. And I'm looking forward to it.
SPEAKER_01I'm excited, and during PBR, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_02So it's gonna be fun, and I am excited for it. Um taking Jared Bear with me, and it's been a while since I hung out with him, so I'm super glad. We're supposed to be at we're supposed to be at um El Rancho this this Friday or this past Friday, but uh had a little scheduling conflict, so uh wasn't able to be there, which was fine, you know, give me some rest and just to chill and everything. But shout out as always, man, to DJ Castro, just freaking uh always looking out for me and just always booking shows and everything. And um uh yeah, I'm looking forward to the summer, man. Only got seven receptions and they're all done uh as far, man. So that's it, man. So if you guys are trying to look for a DJ, I can point you in another direction of another DJ that's a sucker to take payment. Hey, we know a few. We know a few. Go go five, man. And if you guys know go-go, man, don't see careful out there. But other than that, once again, man, you guys are in the favor of the creator, man. Thank you guys so much for listening to Word Round of Campfire Podcast. Ladies, remember your smile is so contagious. Remember to smile all the time, guys. Don't forget you're handsome, way beyond words, then you give yourself. And um even if you're a cha. Yeah, even though if you're a cha with folded arms and the back, all mad, go to sleep. Shortcuts, shortcuts, yeah. But yep, thank you guys so much, man. Let's go.
SPEAKER_09She's thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I wanna thank you for listening, listening to the podcast, word around the campfire. Don't forget to like, share, down below. Follow like you follow all your exits. Tell all your friends, 'cause the Lord only knows how much you like gossip. But remember, if you ain't here around the campfire, it probably ain't true. Word around the campfire.