Word Around The Camp Fire
Native American Comedy Podcast - Talking about Native American Daily life and struggles while having fun and making fun of being Native
Word Around The Camp Fire
Not So Much A Roast
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No roast tonight, just some random talk and an up in the roast challenge. Will Cissa take the challenge and will you help to vote who wins.
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Jesus is my doctor. You're right to my scriptures. Yes.
SPEAKER_02Quiet and listen. Because God only knows you don't listen and pass around that collection plate. Go ahead, quiet thing, and lead us to the campfire.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Damn.
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SPEAKER_04I didn't know what to say on that one, man. I was like, oh yeah, I just freaking went into it.
SPEAKER_05What's up, y'all, man? We want to welcome you guys to the podcast Word around the campfire. We got shells in the building. And uh we got uh another special guest, but uh we can't say who they are because um they're under trial right now. And me it's not Kessel though. They have a case pending and they can't uh they they they can't be on um they can't be on the mic, hey. Uh but tonight we were supposed to have our first roast battle, but oh man, kessa, kessa, kessa, kessa, but but excuses came up. Excuses came up and she forfeit. No, Kessa. Um, she she wasn't feeling too good. So she had to uh reschedule until next weekend.
SPEAKER_08I had to I had to cancel my church plans, bro.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. Sheldon was uh getting baptized tonight. Uh he's getting saved all over again, and he put that on hold because of the roast battle. Yep, and it got canceled. It got rescheduled. I mean, I didn't go to church this morning, bro. He didn't go to church this morning, he was preparing.
SPEAKER_08So how how were you preparing? But bro, I was googling, youtubing, fucking um all that shit, bro.
SPEAKER_05Man, so so how did you how did you Google or how did you YouTube and what what what was the the the search that came out?
SPEAKER_08I don't know, bro. Like when I was googling, bro, I put how to roast Kessa and fucking her county shit pulled up. I was like, fuck.
SPEAKER_04Oh, freaking AI said use this and her. Yeah, said use this on her, showed her mugshot, bro. I was like, fuck. Shots fired already right there, man. There's not even a roast going on. Guess uh, you have a whole nother week again to practice to practice and a prep.
SPEAKER_05She's standing in front of the mirror mirror like B Rabbit.
SPEAKER_08I mean, she can fucking go to um www.wilding out.com.
SPEAKER_05Oh man. When I um just like we were talking earlier, when when we're talking and you said, yeah, I was I Googled roast. I did that too last week when we were talking about it. And uh you're right, man. There's some weird searches that come up, man. I was like, what the hell?
SPEAKER_04It was like how to roast like a pig, how to roast a pot roast. Even out of roast pinions came up, man. I was just like, what the heck? I was like, this is not what I'm looking for, man. Roast pinions roast pinons, man.
SPEAKER_05Oh, excuse me. But man, we um today was just like uh like an awkward lazy day, man. It was it was it was I don't know, I I don't know how to explain it, man. Damn, yeah, it was like a lazy type of day. It was man, it was man. The weekend was good, yeah uh was over and um man, what the heck, bro? It freaking is lazy for real. Um I was over at the casino on Friday, it was chill. Uh as always, it was it was just a request night. Um there wasn't a lot of people there. Well, people were there because of the basketball championship game that was going on. Shout out to the Kirtland Central Broncos for bringing home the championship to the area. They beat the Gallup Bengals, man. Um for the yeah, for the state championship, man. Uh but yeah, there was a they were they were showing the um the game over there at the casino, so it was a lot of people over there. And then as soon as it was done, everybody just kind of dipped out. I did my thing, and that's pretty much it, man. Uh went to Gallup yesterday um just to cry with them. I went to Gallup yesterday because I I heard that they were having uh um uh an almost doesn't count party party after party, yeah.
SPEAKER_04So I wanted to go out there and shout out Balogin.
SPEAKER_05Man, shout out Bologna No man uh went to Gallup just to um check out the flu market, man. Nice. Uh yeah, so I have no idea. We just I I we just I make it sound like it was what somebody ate. Uh but no, like uh I I just went to to Gallup just to just to get away, man. Hey, yep, just to get oh yeah, was he out there?
SPEAKER_03I don't know.
SPEAKER_08Oh, you don't know? I always really thought he was out there, right? I mean that's where he's always at, selling his DVDs and shit.
SPEAKER_05Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, but before I left, I I um I was down here at the flea market, and Chip Rock just kind of walked around and uh just trying to get an idea, I guess you could say, of of when we can do the the hot dog giveaway, you know, um hugs and hot dogs. So walked around the flea market there. The wiener fest, man, the all you can eat wiener fest, and so went that went there, um and then afterwards just uh head on out to to Gallup, checked out the flea market there, uh checked out some shops, uh that was pretty much it, man. And dude, man, yesterday, dude. I swear, man, I felt so lost. I felt like um I didn't know what to do. Have you ever had one of those days, man? Yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_08Like you like you for like you forgot something or you just don't know what to do.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, exactly, man. And I didn't parking lot, dude. It was a weird feeling, man. I felt so lost, man. And I was like, what the heck, man? Because I when I got to Gallup, I I I walked around the flea market, you know, just checked it out and everything, and ran into some people out there, some friends uh from work, so chit-chatted and talked to them. I I thought that I saw some people from from Shiprock too, and I was just like, had to do a couple double takes. Yeah, man, my purpose shades, man.
SPEAKER_04No, dude, it was it was windy yesterday. I actually had my hood on, man, for real, man.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, I have my pervert shades on, man. I couldn't find any. But no, dude, like like man, I was walking, I walked around the food market and I felt so lost, bro. But I picked up some Hopi cookies. Nice, yep, picked up some Hopi cookies, and um, I was gonna get a dude. They sell like foot long tamales over there, bro. What the hell? Yep, foot long tamales. Damn. Uh so I was gonna get one, but I was just like, I don't know if uh if I was gonna eat it, you know. I kind of got scared. I was like, man, I don't want to get uh food poisoning. Get gallop gushy.
SPEAKER_07Gallup gushy, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh dang, gallup gushy, man. But yeah, um, but yeah, red interesting people out there, you know, some some some work people, and then also I stopped by Frankie T's, uh Frankie T's barbershop. If you guys need a nice cut, uh go check him out, man. I think he might be like on Facebook or Instagram or something. Or if you know him personally, you know, text him and and schedule a date with him. So I went over there, uh, chopped it up with them for a little bit, uh, took him some some gifts and courtesy of culture kings and then curt courtesy of DJ Who Me.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Loso, man, let's get ready to say Loso, man. What the heck, bro? Oh man, bro, for real, man.
SPEAKER_05Like, yeah, it was it was just an off weekend, bro. Like, uh, like I don't even know. Um, I don't want to say I don't even know, but yeah, it was just a weird off weekend, bro. And I felt lost, and to be honest, man, like I felt like I was hungover, bro. Um, I don't know if you ever have had one of those days too where you don't get enough sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This week, man, I've not been sleeping, man. Like uh wake up at freaking one o'clock, two o'clock, and then I'm up for an hour, just you know, like um like just not even, you know, just laying there, you know, like just just laying there and and trying to get back to sleep. And then, you know, I rode the bus, and of course, you know, I came back with shells on Tuesday. Then after that, I rode the bus for the remainder of the week until Friday, and then I was over at Northern Edge. Of course, Northern Edge gets done at two o'clock. And oh man. Okay, so yeah, dude, I hate choosing Texas with a passion. Damn.
SPEAKER_04That song, dude. Oh my goodness, bro.
SPEAKER_05I hate it with a freaking passion. Dude, man, whole oh my goodness, man. I I'm in, okay. If you if you want to listen to it that many times, uh fucking put in your airpods. Yeah, put on your AirPods and listen to it, alright? Listen to it, and when when you have AirPods on or whatever. Oh my goodness. I yeah, I do not like that song, bro. It is hella annoying. Um oh my goodness, man. Eight about eight times I played it. No, no, no, I'll take that back about five times I played it.
SPEAKER_08Damn, stuck in the cubes.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, man, and even that's bad enough, man. Might as well have been eight times, you know. Oh, excuse me. Might as well have been eight times, man, to play it, man. Damn. But yeah, other than that, you know, it was um, like I said, Northern Edge is always uh is always uh is a good hit and miss. Uh there wasn't a lot of people there, which was fine, you know. Uh I think I think majority of a lot of people were out in Albuquerque for the basketball tournaments. So I don't think there was a lot of people there. The usuals that are usually there too as well, they were there. So shout out to them uh just keeping me company. Um the crew were wasn't able to come out. They, you know, they're busy. Um but but Mr. Jair Bear himself, man, freaking made an appearance, bro. And I I did not know that it's been let me see, um September. September was the last time that I seen him. Damn, yeah. September was the last time that I seen him, and he showed up there, he was he was there with his wife, and dude, man, I have no idea, man. Like I said, man, all this whole week was just weird, man. But when I seen him, dude, I got emotional, man. I gave him a hug. I gave him a hug, and I and I'm not gonna lie, man, like I cried, man. I cried when I gave him a hug, man. It was weird. And um just um, you know, just just gave him a hug and then we chit-chatted. And uh, you know, he um he was like, Yeah, man, he's like, I've been busy, he's like, I apologize, I haven't uh reached out and everything. He was like, I've just been busy. Uh so I was like, no, I said don't worry about it, man. I said I said I've been busy too as well. I said, so you know, I'm not I'm not trying to not trying to have you have to hang out with me, I guess you can say. But then he he offered to go to Muscalero with me at the end of the month, man. So yeah, man. So we're gonna be we're gonna be headed to Muscalero, taking a little guys trip there. You know, I appreciate that. Appreciate him for for that. And then uh next Friday or this Friday, this coming Friday on um let me see, March 20th. I'll be over at El Rancho in Durango, bro. El Rancho. El Rancho, man. But yeah, Friday. Friday, I took the day off and I just dude, I didn't do shit, man. Damn. I just I I had this weird, weird, weird, weird, weird feeling, man. I don't know what it was. I I tried to put my finger on it to see what it was. I tried to put my finger in it too. All you heard was two. Yeah, all I heard was two.
SPEAKER_04Well man, no, man. When I tried to put my finger on it, that's all I heard was no. But yeah, dude, like I could not put my finger on it.
SPEAKER_05I was like, why do I feel this way, man? Like it was just a weird, yeah, dude. It was just a weird feeling, man. I could not understand, man. Yeah. When you guys uh ring the doorbell, that's all you're gonna hear is no. No, that's you see perverts out there. But yeah, man, uh this morning I woke up and just kind of you know was was just home here. And yeah, man, I I couldn't I couldn't shake the feeling still, so I was just like, okay, cool, I gotta go run the pharmacy and I gotta get some stuff. Um, so got some household stuff, and then while I was up there, dude, I finally got a haircut, man. Um, and again, my stylist.
SPEAKER_04So uh, you know, we're we're we're building a relationship, yeah.
SPEAKER_05So we're building we're building a relationship, you know. And so I I gave her a call this morning and I asked if she was working, and she was like, Yeah, she's like working today. She was like, Do you need a do you need a cut? And I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need a cut. She's okay. She's like, I'll schedule you in this afternoon. And then she was like, if you happen to come by early, she's like, I'll see if I can fit you in and everything. So I've been I've been meaning to try to get a haircut for a while. My haircut, my my haircut, my hair was kind of getting long there and um like bushy, man. And it was it was weird, bro, because I was at work Thursday and uh one of the um I was down in the snake pit and I was doing a work ticket there, man. And one of the ladies was just like like said it out loud, man. No shame. Like, oh, you need a haircut, you know? And I'm just like, damn, like I didn't even I didn't even look at my hair, you know. So I was like, Dan, these ladies are watching again, hey snake fit, man. But yeah, so so um uh so this morning um I called up there and and luckily enough she was working today. So shout out Carolyn out there over at uh style, whatever it's called in Walmart. She freaking hooks it up, dude man. It was it's so funny, man, because she like I said, she she knows my haircut now. Yeah, she know I I don't even gotta say what I want, or you know, like she doesn't even gotta say, like, oh, how do you want your haircut? Just automatically goes into it, bro. And as you know, when you get a haircut over at Walmart, you get your hair washed there too, as well. And dude, the first time that I got my so this is probably like uh man, this is probably like my fifth time getting my hair cut over there by her too. And so the first time that she cut my hair, I told her. I said, Man, I said my favorite part I said is getting my hair washed because they like take their time, bro.
SPEAKER_08When they're washing your hair, man. I thought you were gonna say, I like when you take me to the back room.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I like you when you take me to the back room and splash water on me. You would get me wet. When you get me wet, man, yeah, okay. And it was so funny. I I wouldn't I wouldn't told that uh the the first time I got my hair cut by hair, I told her that. I said, Man, I said, I don't know why. I said that I said, but I said, my favorite part, I said, is getting my hair washed afterwards. So after she was done cutting my hair today, uh, she was just like, oh Michael, she's like, here comes your favorite part. And then she was like, she was like, you can head over to the sink.
SPEAKER_07Oh she's like, you want hot noodle or soft noodle?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you want hot noodle or soft noodle, and and dude, it was so freaking funny because I noticed and I I noticed that um since the first time, she she takes a little bit more time to wash my hair. Damn. Yeah, man, like and and uh mind you, man. I mean she's she's she's a cool, like kind of just an older lady, you know, like a grandma, whatever. And um, yeah, when when she told me she was like, oh now here comes your favorite part. She's like, if you want to go back, go back over there and and and sit by the um sit by the sink, you know? Yeah, I went over there and got all comfortable, and then she just started, you know, washing my hair. Dude, legit, man. Like I freaking fell asleep, man.
SPEAKER_04I fell asleep when she was washing my hair, man.
SPEAKER_05And oh man, it was freaking. Uh I guess um, I guess I just I just needed a touch. Yeah.
SPEAKER_08What am I doing in your bed?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. I was like, oh damn, how do we end up here? I don't even know, man.
SPEAKER_05But it was so relaxing though, bro. For real, man. Like it was it was just so relaxing.
SPEAKER_04So if you guys want to rape Mikey, man. Nope. I rebuke that, man. I rebuke that. I'm a I'm a Christian boy, yeah. I'm a clean Christian boy now, eh? Devil, you're a liar, man.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, but then it just um it just kind of took me back of of that past week. We were talking, you know, about um, you know, like like people were asking me questions about, I guess, my life or whatever, you know? Yeah. And I was like, man, I was like, there it is, man. I'm a simple person, you know. That's my that's my love language right there, man's physical touch. Um you touched me one time. Yeah, I'm all yours, I'm strong.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, man, then you know, whatever. You can get whatever you like.
SPEAKER_08Uh what do you say?
SPEAKER_05Oh, and now if you guys heard, but we had we have a special guest right there, and uh um Shell's, it's uh Shell's turn to to uh have babies this weekend. I was just joking. Oh man, that's freaking funny, yeah. But but yeah, it was it was it was one of those things to where it was just comforting. I guess just for the the weekend that did uh having this weird feeling uh the weekend and then having this weird feeling again, like all week, it was it was comforting and just to just to get a head massage after I got a haircut. But I was so glad that I got a haircut. Finally got a haircut, so I was super excited about that and you know ready to start the whole week again. We got a whole nother week. Um nothing much going on except for like I said on the 20th. Uh we'll be headed, I'll be headed out to uh Durango to El Rancho and then at the end of the month, 27th and 28th, we'll be headed to uh Rio Doso, New Mexico again, over at the end of the Mountain Gods Casino. So I'm looking forward to that. And again, shout out to Jared Bear because he's going to be joining me as we go out there. So can't complain, man. Can't complain, man.
SPEAKER_08Sounds like a podcast.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, sounds like a podcast, man. Podcast trip. Yeah, podcast trip, man. Freaking, well, we'll see how uh uh nasty he can get.
SPEAKER_03Damn.
SPEAKER_05Are you here? Yeah, this one time I uh got all touched out and everything.
SPEAKER_08One time my golf stick.
SPEAKER_05One time I hold I was holding my golf stick all weird.
SPEAKER_08Oh, Mikey, I really did put a hole in one.
SPEAKER_05Oh, yeah. I remember that one time when I got a hole in one. Oh man. But again, shout out to all of our new listeners. Shout out to everybody that's just supporting. And um again, man, we we got some questions about the whole um hot dog uh outreach or whatever. Uh hugs and hot dogs. We got people, hugs and hot dogs. We got people that are wanting to come and help out. Um, I told them that, you know, I was like, hey man, that's it. The last time I said we're trying to assemble hot dogs. We're trying to put the hot dog in the bun.
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SPEAKER_08Now I think it'll be faster because I got a bigger grill now. So oh heck yeah, man.
SPEAKER_05Heck yeah, bro. And uh man, I've been uh I can't wait until summer, bro. I've I was gifted a black stone grill.
SPEAKER_08Damn.
SPEAKER_05And it's been sitting in the house, dude, for for the last oh I would say almost a year, and I am super excited to finally fucking so we're waffling off. Hell no, man.
SPEAKER_07We're waffling it.
SPEAKER_05Yay, man.
SPEAKER_07Don't say that, man. Don't say that. Don't say that.
SPEAKER_08Waffling for hot dollars.
SPEAKER_05So, but yeah, man, I'm um I was going to get a I was gonna get a what do you call it? A butane bottle today, and I totally spaced it, man, while I was up in Farmington. Um, I do have one in the back that I probably just need to change out, and then uh I need to get it all ready to go. I need to get it seasoned. Um, you gotta show me how to season it, bro. Yep, you gotta show me how to season it because I just I just I just went straight. I I would just go straight into cooking on it.
SPEAKER_06On the top.
SPEAKER_08Not even seasoning it. And I heard that you can't do that, bro. Oh man. The downside about it is you gotta fucking clean it every time you use it, bro. Man, yep, yep, that's what I that's what I hear. Re-seasoning and everything, bro.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, but uh yeah, man, I was freaking blessed with with that, man. So I'm looking forward to it. It has a top on it, and you know, I wanna I wanna try to make some um what the heck is that thing called, man? Chicken fried rice on it, man. Yep, some chicken fried rice, and and so man, I'm gonna I'm gonna be grilling it up, man, here here in a couple of weeks. Uh, weather sucks, bro. Oh yeah, weather's sucks. Holy cow, man. One one day it's hot. Yesterday was was a good day. Uh here in Shiprock, it was uh there was a light breeze, wasn't too, it wasn't too windy or whatever, and then got to Gallup, and it was kind of dusty in Gallup, man. Yeah, yeah, like today, man. Today was just a fucking dust storm all day, man, and windy. And right now it's like cold, man. And just before shells came over, I was I was uh watching some TV and just uh you know, uh like I said, just trying to get the days the the uh the day, but the the the end of the week, weekend, you know, finish and then the week started. So I was just you know watching some TV and then I was freaking cold, man. I was like, damn, you bust out a blanket just to lay on the couch, yeah.
SPEAKER_08I'm not ready to go back to Arizona, bro.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, then I'm fucking ready. Straight to Arizona, straight to Arizona. Shout out Steven.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, man.
SPEAKER_04RIP I'll be a boy again. I won't ever come back.
SPEAKER_05Oh man. But yeah, man, we had we had everybody that was um the the emailed uh and they were like, man, we can't wait for the battle. And then I I wish we could I wish we could go live and that way we could we could um not only show the video of it, but then um but then again, you know, like we can have the audio and everything of it. So YouTube, how I need only a hundred more subscribers on YouTube so I can go live. And then once I get those subscribers, I can link I can link the podcast to to my YouTube account. Uh I don't I don't um I don't know just go to YouTube's um look up Mike Bitter and then subscribe from YouTube. Like I said, just need a hundred more subscribers or followers or however you say it, and then uh we can go live. Uh we can we can start doing the podcast live on YouTube and then also upload the audio on Buzz Sprout, which is our um our bridge to send it all out to the podcast community. And man, big shout out to everybody that's been downloading, that's been following. We are close to a new um we are close to a new uh I want to say download gold. So we're almost to about 1500 downloads. And you know, thank you guys so much for sharing. We got a bunch of new areas that have been chiming in, listening, and just being awesome, man. So it was freaking um uh it was it was uh yeah, it was just a freaking good, good um, I guess you could say a good turnout, man. Everybody that that's been listening, so so we we snuck into Germany, bro. We're in Germany now, man. So shout out to shout out to everybody that's out there that's in Germany listening. Uh I don't know how to speak German, but thank you. So thank you, man. But oh man, so what was kind of scary was uh this this um one of the one of the new areas that have been listening, man, is is uh South Jordan, Utah. What the hell? And uh you know who might be oh man. So I I just I started laughing, man. Fuck it, yeah. Fuck it, man. You know, who cares? That's all the fucking. Yep, it's all important. Why a podcast, man? A highly, a highly successful podcast, man. We are ranked. We are ranked right now. I think, oh man, I haven't even checked the rankings yet, man. But I think I think we're we're we're getting up there, bro. We're we are getting up there. But uh new locations, man. Shout out to Houston, shout out to Baltimore, and yeah, man, Germany, man. Freaking Germany is one of the places where where you know they're they're getting uh some good listens. So thank you so much, and I don't know who's in Germany, but heck yeah, man. I appreciate you. I appreciate you, man. Appreciate you. But other than that, man, uh that's that's that's all I have for my week, bro. Do you got anything going on with you, man?
SPEAKER_08Bro, is I'm going back to work in Arizona, bro. I'm going back to Arizona. Arizona. Damn. I just don't want to go, bro. Waking up hella early, bro. And my Mondays are long as shit, too. So yeah, yep. Fuck. I'm not looking forward to that. Man, man. You know what? I'm kind of bummed out Kessa backed out, bro.
SPEAKER_05Man, yep, yep, yep. Kessa Kessa forfeited the first one. Uh so um, you know, it's it's uh it's uh it's a shame. No, no, she was like, she was yeah, what she when she was texting me today, she was just like, man, she's like, I don't think I'm gonna make it. She's like, I'm still uh having some complications. I'm still trying to take a shit. Yeah, I'm still constipated. She was like, she's like, we're gonna have to do it next Sunday again. So I was like, all right, man. So I we I we didn't really prepare anything. I didn't look at emails or anything to see what um what what we were gonna talk about. So um if this uh if this podcast kind of is a little bit boring, then uh it's all Kess's fault.
SPEAKER_08Kiss was trying to take a shit. Have you ever put like peanut butter out of the fucking jars?
SPEAKER_06Oh man, you're trying to forget like the peanut butter under Oh man, that is too funny, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Holy cow, man. That that is um uh that is too funny, man. Um but yeah, man, it's just uh uh about you know um I got nothing, bro. I got absolutely nothing. We're we're so set. We're so set on uh the the rows, man. That I I honestly didn't look at emails, I didn't look at uh any questions or anything, and and so I was I wasn't prepared, man. But uh, you know, just wanted to give you guys an update on on everything that's going on. Um man, you got you got a whole work week, huh?
SPEAKER_08You're all for you know I was off for almost a whole week, man.
SPEAKER_05Heck yeah, man. And now it's like back to work time. Back to work, man. Back to Arizona, back to that freaking witchcraft time, uh man. Oh man, man.
SPEAKER_08Looking forward to it, but fuck, gotta do it.
SPEAKER_05Uh huh. Man, man. So, but yeah, man, other than other than that, man, um, this weekend, like I said, or this week, uh be over at El Rancho. I was trying to look at I was trying to look at the at the emails and go through some of the questions, but I'm just like, man, trying to read them and talk at the same time, and couldn't even um um couldn't even uh what do you call it? Um go through any of the emails. Oh man, that was that was that that was too crazy, man. Man, but yeah, man, other than that, man, it was um it's it's yeah, it was a weird week, dude. Like it really was, man. Like I I I couldn't put my finger on it, what what's going on, and and just uh hopefully can reset and and have a have a good week. If not, I don't know, man. There's no hope, man.
SPEAKER_04There's no more hope. There's no more hope, man. Give up on life, man. Give it up on life, man.
SPEAKER_05There go emo, man. Oh, damn, we're talking about emo, man. Did you um remember when emo was really big in Shiprock, bro? Everybody was just all emoed out, you know, black, uh, yeah, black. Everything was black, color black, skinny jeans, your hair was to the side. Oh, excuse me. Oh man, I just freaking yawn. I'm sorry. Um, your um, what do you call it? Um hair was all to the side and just freaking just emoed out, man. I mean, we were skaters back in the day, but I don't think we were emo. I think we just like skating, you know? Yeah, uh, but yeah, man, emo. And I remember I had this shirt uh that said, Cheer up, emo kid, Jesus loves you. It probably was one of my best shirts ever, man. I always wanted to find that shirt again, man. I mean, I think I still have it, but it's it's it was a bigger size. I think it was fucking a 3X, bro. Holy shit, man. And um this even this week, bro. Like, like we we didn't even we didn't there was two days that we didn't get to run or we didn't get to bike ride, man. It was just it was just an off day, you know, two off days, and so I'm back on the grind tomorrow and trying to get that motivation of of getting back into it and just shaking this feeling, man. Just a weird feeling, man. Like um, like a I don't I don't know what it is, man. Just a freaking weird feeling that I need to shake off, man. So if you guys are out there and you're gushing me, please stop, please. I beg you, please. I'm I'm I'm I don't want to be please. I don't want to feel this depression. I'll go back again. I'll go back again. All right, I'll be your friend again, all right. Just just whatever, whatever you want, and I'll do it. Hey but um but yeah, this week is spring break too, man, for for the school area. So all these kids are gonna be be home, I guess you could say. Uh watch over your kids, man. Don't don't let them just be all out there, man. Freaking spray painting everything in ship rock.
unknownDamn.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, when uh spring break came along, man. What did you do, man?
SPEAKER_08Bro, I I was making fucking dirt jumps trails, bro.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, heck yeah, with your buffer bike.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, heck yeah, man. Oh, freaking spring break, bro.
SPEAKER_05Dang, man.
SPEAKER_08Heck yeah, man. When I started getting adult money, hey, there you go.
SPEAKER_05I was like, man, I was missing out this whole entire time, man. Shit.
SPEAKER_08When I started getting adult money, it was different.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, that's too crazy, man. Yeah, I think I think mine is like I've always said I've I've always spent my any any amount of time out in Red Valley, man, res kid. Man, and then uh oh just getting into trouble out there and Red Valley, man, and and just um, you know, just enjoying life out there, man. But nowadays, man, kids just want to stay indoors, play fortnight, um, watch YouTube, watch TikToks, or whatever. You like you know, at least see a lot of people or a lot of kids outside enjoying enjoying the freshness, you know? Yeah, but you need uh I think I think we need to start a basketball camp. We know who to ask. Oh man, we're talking about oh man, speaking of well, I don't I don't want to name names, but speaking of that subject. Speaking of that subject, and we have a homie that did uh that that that's been MIA too for a while, man, and I seen him, dude. I seen him I've seen him today, man. What the hell? Actually over at Walmart, man, and and it was weird, man, because I tried waving to him and like he just act like he didn't know me, man. Like we locked eyes, you know, like we locked eyes, we saw each other, and I was walking in his direction, he was there with his family, and like he just kind of turned the other way, you know. I was just like kind of like uh Debo. Hope you did.
SPEAKER_08All I can say is welcome to my world.
SPEAKER_04Oh man, yeah, it was it was. I was like, man, I was like, what the heck, man? And and I was thinking about it, and I was like, we didn't do anything to him. We tried, we tried to help him out, we tried to be his friend, we we, you know, but I don't I don't know, man.
SPEAKER_05I don't know what we did to him. He's like nope, nope, man, nope, man. But yeah, man, it was it was pretty funny. But hopefully, man, he'll he'll come back around and and say what's up and and then apologize for being a dick. I'll straight out yeah, I want you to apologize, man. It's your fault, man. It's your fault, it's your fault, man. It's your fault we're not talking, man. I'm I'm good. Hey Ed. But man, isn't it crazy how some people can hold grudges like that, man? And and then we don't even like we don't even I don't even know what I did to him. I didn't think I said anything to him, you know. Um all the times that that we were out and about, we saw him, we talked to him and everything. I don't know if it might have been um I I know there's a couple of times where he hit me up for some cash, maybe that was it, you know. I didn't give it to him and he's mad about that or shit. I don't know, man. But that that's a that's a petty way to be petty, man. Damn. Oh man, it's freaking yeah, man, it's freaking crazy, man. But yeah, it was it was uh surprising. It was good to see him too, though. Like you know, and like I said, I was walking towards him and uh just wanted to go say what's up, you know, to him and his family and everything. But he just, yeah, man, freaking just turned the other way. And I was like, damn, he's a nope. He's a nope, nope, man. Nope, I don't know you, man. I don't know you, man. Who this guy, who this guy, man? So I was like, shit. I was like, all right, then well, two can play that.
SPEAKER_08It's probably the poem writing.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, yeah, man, forget he's gonna write he'd write poems about it tonight.
SPEAKER_08A diss poem. He probably he probably wrote a poem to the person. Oh, dad, to the person, to the person.
SPEAKER_07Oh man, but yeah, man, it was it was funny, man.
SPEAKER_08And it's funny too. That person I heard and listened to the podcast.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, that's what I heard too, man. That person listened to the podcast. So if you know who we're talking about, and it's you, hey the shoes fit. The shoes, man, let him know to to uh come over.
SPEAKER_04Hey, tell me what's up to come on the podcast and come on the podcast and read the poll, man. Oh my goodness, man.
SPEAKER_05That is that is too funny, man. That's fucking oh man, holy smacks, man. It is, it is, yeah, yeah. I've I've never been that tight, bro. Like for real men to be to be petty like that, you know. Even though, like I said, even though uh in in a relationship or whatever, um, my divorce, I guess you could say, you know, my ex-in-laws, like I'm still cordial with them, you know. If I see them out and about, whatever, I'll say hi, their family, you know, the extended family on that side. If I see them out and about, I'll go say hi to them. And even if we're even if we're not cool or whatever, or I think we're not cool, or I don't know if we're cool or whatever, you know, I'll I'll say what's up, you know. I'll say what's up to you.
SPEAKER_04You should just try to change it and just be like be like just like the Walmart person, just dang go the other way. Oh man, I don't I don't know how yeah, for real, man. They'll be like, dude, they probably would say shit like that, man. Oh, I saw Mikey and he just walked the other way, like, dude, man, like that.
SPEAKER_05They'll they'll talk then. You know, if I do some shit like that, but then they don't say anything. Like if they were like, oh, you know, I saw Mikey and Mikey tried coming over to say what's up. Like, they won't say that. It's the bad stuff, bro. I'm like, what the hell, man? That's pretty holy cow, man. I should try it, man, as an experiment just to see. A dirty man, just to be ass, be a dick. I could be a dick, man. You guys, you guys want some dick? I mean, you guys want me to be a dick, hey? I thought I'll be a dick, you know? I just walk away from everybody. I ain't saying hi to nobody, man. So fuck your hi. Damn. Shaking your hand for shit, man. Bring this beast out, man. Yeah, I'm not like that, man. It's all talk. Yeah, I'll go to church, man. No, I'm not like that. I don't I don't know if I could ever be like that, bro. For real, to be honest, man.
SPEAKER_08Like it's it's weird how people can act like that, though.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, man. Like, and then and then they they and then if and then yeah, like I said, they talk about it, you know? Yeah, oh, it's all so-and-so, and they're acting like this, acting like this, and then but then if when you're the opposite and you try to say what's up, like I wonder if they say, like, oh, they try to say what's up, like try to say the good stuff about it. They they'd rather talk about the bad shit, you know. Like, just like all of you guys out there. Don't mention anybody's goodness, man. Yeah, it's not because of you guys, man. You guys don't mention the goodness, man. That's gonna be the challenge this week, and that's gonna be the challenge this week for you guys, man. Try try to um try to see some goodness, man. Damn, try to see, try to see some goodness, whether it's uh, you know, you see somebody doing something at bashes, taking in the carts, you know, you know, go up there and tell them, hey man, you know, thank thanks for taking in the carts, and and then instead of you know, when you see that person leave the cart in the middle of three vehicles, and then take it over here, just leave it right there, let's go hit my vehicle, and then fucking take it over to the cart corral, park it, man. Fucking don't be lazy. But that's gonna be the challenge this week is is um try to try to say something good, try to encourage somebody, man. Yeah, I feel sorry for you now.
SPEAKER_07That's a challenge. I feel sorry for you now, Daniel. Dango, man.
unknownFuck that.
SPEAKER_05Snake pit, man. Snake pit, man. Oh, I heard your podcast. Yeah, oh I heard your podcast. I'm just saying something nice. I'm saying nice to you. I like your haircut. Soap? I'm gonna say that. Soap?
SPEAKER_07Today you're all total opposite.
SPEAKER_05Man, bro. I wonder, I wonder what people's reaction would be if I was if I if I was actually like that, man. If I if I just totally was just a dick, man, you know? Didn't want to help, didn't want to say hi, just walk past you, and just I can act like you guys. But I don't know, I don't know if I if I would be able to do it, man. I'd I don't know, man. I probably just laugh and bust out laughing and just be like, oh, I'm joking, you know. I was just kidding. I was just kidding, man. Don't be like that, man.
SPEAKER_08Hey, do you want do you want something to drink? Do you want something to drink, man? Do you want something to drink? Or some juice? Want some juice? Dude, I I came up with the thing, bro. I think uh your house would be a good thing for um Yaj. Yaj the movie, bro.
SPEAKER_04Oh, Yaj the movie for real, man. That was the movie.
SPEAKER_05We're gonna start filming Yaj the movie. Yeah, we're gonna be we're gonna be looking for uh some deadly aunties out there. Damn uh Bernadette, we're gonna be looking for Bernadette main character, and he don't love me no mo and we're gonna be looking for Franklin.
SPEAKER_08Franklin? And we're gonna be looking for the co-workers, yeah.
SPEAKER_04We're looking for the co-workers, and oh man.
SPEAKER_08So whoever wants to ever know's a Malvin.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, whoever knows a Malvin. Me and your mama getting real close. Maybe you are the real Malvin right now.
SPEAKER_05Man, always everybody always cracks up about that. When we say that, baby boy, seriously, is the blueprint, man. Uh someone's y'all's relationship, man. And uh man, dude, it was so funny because I I was brought back to this movie this week, man. Is um, I don't know if you if you've ever watched it, is uh she's she's way out of your mind. She's way out of my league. Dude, that I okay, so that's my fucking life story, bro. That's exactly how I feel, bro. Like that, like you know, sometimes I'm like, dude, that's like, why would uh why would To find chick like you, like ever be interested in a fucking scrub like me, dude. And I was just like, that's my fucking life right there, man. Damn. Because you know how he was trying to look for something to complain about in the relationships, like stainer, you know? They they he was trying to look for something in a relationship to to find bad. Dude, that's exactly what I do, man. To fuck things up, man. And I was like, Dad, it's like the fucking she's she's way out of my league, is is is my life, man. So you want more you want you want to know more about me?
SPEAKER_04Watch that movie. That's your homework this week, too. Damn. That's your homework. Oh, that's your homework.
SPEAKER_05I'll give you guys homework afterwards. We live happily ever after.
SPEAKER_07Jokes, jokes.
SPEAKER_08Those are still slings on TikTok.
SPEAKER_05I have no idea, bro. I have no idea at all, man. I just I just heard them, and and people just was just like, what we're talking about slings, you know? And then at that time when we were on TikTok, they were they were barely coming out of the woodworks. That and then uh what's that one they used to make fun of? Dunno like what does that actually mean? And then say that.
SPEAKER_04Say that oh man, and then the the the one just before was she goes.
SPEAKER_05And then what was that one they they always put um not not before? Like uh, like let's say um not the sticker or not the you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I don't know if that that made sense. Like, yeah, yeah, like like yeah, they they they put that on there, man. And I'm just like, not what, you know? Not your face, not your face, not the face, you know.
SPEAKER_04Get ready with me. Yeah, not get ready with me. Not another get ready with me. Not another get ready with no ready with you yesterday.
SPEAKER_05Oh, you didn't look, you don't you didn't like the look yesterday. What makes you think you're gonna like it today?
SPEAKER_04Oh man, there she goes.
SPEAKER_05Oh man, that is too freaking funny, man. Too hilarious, man. Freaking slang, slang words is is is too funny, man. So all you TikTok people tell us the new slangs. Yeah, tell us the new slang words out there that they're using now and days, you you uh kids that are hip out there in the TikTok world. What's the new slang words on TikTok? You know, I guess just native TikTok, I guess. Because that's where most of the the slang words is. Oh man, okay, so today too. Um when I was waiting to get my hair cut, I was sitting, I was sitting next to this old dude. Man, he was probably like I would say in his 60s, he was like a grandpa, you know? He was on TikTok. What the hell? Yeah, he was on TikTok, he was walking watching TikTok videos, and then there was another lady that was sitting beside me. Uh, she's an old she's an older lady too. She's probably about in her 60s too. She was uh getting ready to get her hair perm and everything like that. And uh and she was on Facebook, like scrolling through Facebook. And I was like, I mean, I don't care about social media, man. It's it's always gonna be a a one-sided lane for me. I'm just like, you have it, you have it, you don't, you don't, whatever, you know.
SPEAKER_04But man, like when you're that bored, I guess, scrolling through TikToks like that, at that age, you know, and as Facebook too, you know, scrolling at that age, and I'm just like, I'm like, wow, man, people really are nosy.
SPEAKER_08Social media has no age limit.
SPEAKER_05For real, man. And and you know, like I said, man, I I could care less, but I'm just like, man, that that's just it's it's consuming, you know? It's consuming. And and here I was, I was just playing Flappy Birds on my phone.
SPEAKER_04Damn, I wonder what they thought, man.
SPEAKER_05They're probably like chin yush, chiny. Oh, he's still a virgin. Oh, he's still a virgin, he's still a virgin. Look at he's playing flappy birds, man. He's not looking at uh at Book Face, he's not looking at talk tick, top tick. Oh man, but that's too funny, though, man. Oh man, man. And it's so um, yeah, it was it was, you know, I was just thinking about that. And I was like, man, I was like, that's um okay. I guess that's cool, you know. Not that there's anything wrong with it. So if you guys have all that shit, hey man, continue to have it, man. It's all good. That's your uh that's that's what you like, I guess you could say. So I bet you anything, somebody's gonna say something about it, and I know it, man. I know it, I know it, man. And get all butthurt about it, yeah. Damn, it's just jokes, man. So chill out with your but ho lips, man. Your butthole lips, man. Your but ho lips, man. Your but ho lips, man. Damn, man, man. Um let me see. What else? Damn, I just wanted to think pause for a second and I went blank there, man. No, because I was looking through the emails to see if there was anything in there, but yeah, man, I just gotta go I gotta sort through all of this, man. Just to just to see what other um what other uh topics that we can talk about or you know, questions that we can answer or anything like that. But but uh again, if you guys want to email topics, you guys are more than welcome to. Michaelis, M-I-K-E-L-E-S-S at gmail.com. Send in all your topics there, uh, your questions, whoever you guys like to talk about. If you guys want to be part of the podcast, you guys are more than welcome to. Uh just let me know. Uh, and then we'll show up to your face. We'll show up to your place of your bubble face, man. We'll show up to your work, embarrass you on site, and just um man, are you um do you uh do you do you like to embarrass people?
SPEAKER_08Sometimes, yeah, bro. Yeah, just for fun, but not all the time.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, not all the time. What about uh what about your significant other? Yeah, bro. Like just just if you're out in public, like yeah, like just like just say something just like randomly to embarrass them. Yeah, that that's that's that's what I like too, man. Just want to embarrass you. Hey, I want to embarrass you by by you being with me. Hey shout out to all the cousins. Shout out to all the cousins, man. It's already embarrassment being with me, anyways. Hey, well yeah, man, that that's how that's how I am, man. And then um, and then also like like uh I guess you could say if I'm out and about just asking like random questions to people, you know? Like just um like like let's say that we're out out to lunch, out to dinner, you know, freaking just start up a conversation with the waiter and just ask stupid questions, you know, and freaking always always embarrassed them, you know? Make him not want to go out again and stay home and cook because we have food at home.
SPEAKER_07With a little extra cheese, and it's like shut up, Jody. Go inside. I got some money, I got a couple chains on me.
SPEAKER_04Oh man. Dude, for real, man. I think I think I'm gonna watch that tonight after.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna watch it tonight, man. Baby boy, if you guys don't know, we're talking about baby boy, yeah. Yaj is coming out. Yaj is coming out, man. We're we're we're doing uh we're doing a uh a remix of it in a native version. It's called Yaj. So we're gonna be looking for a cast. So uh if you guys want to play Franklin, Bernadette, uh Melvin, yeah. Looking for Melvin, man.
SPEAKER_04Rodney, Rodney, y'all, some emotional creatures. I go say the B word, I go say B word emotional creatures, man. Oh man, that was too funny, man. Holy cow, man.
SPEAKER_05Man, but um, but yeah, man, it was, you know, like like I said, it's it's beginning of a new uh work week. Um, we're waiting on Kessa, so the roast battle will be until next week, officially on Sunday. If Kessa doesn't come through, you know what? Shells wins that round, man. So Kessa, we better step it up. Better step it up. Better step it up. Losers by arches. Dang, all right, all right, lose all right, losers by arches, man. That's what it is. So that's the that's the wage right there. So what we're gonna do is we're going to we'll have two, we'll have three two-minute rounds. Damn. So um, like we'll we'll flip a coin. You got you got two minutes to roast that person, and then we'll take a break, and then we'll come back for the second round. We got two minutes to roast that person, and then the third round again is the last round, got two minutes. Well, you guys roast each other, and then we'll go to the crowd, we'll go to the audience, we'll go to the listeners when it's posted. And then you guys, you guys have one job out there. Your only job is to vote, is to vote for Shells or to vote for Keso, and and then the following week when we come back for the podcast, we'll announce the winner. So, however many votes you get, you guys can you guys can vote more than once.
SPEAKER_03You can leave it in the comments and spot.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, you can leave it in the comments and Spotify and be like, oh man, freaking I like that you know when Shell said that, you know. Um Kiss was gonna be the Navajo Diddy. Yeah, Kess is gonna be the Navajo Diddy in San Juan County. Oh man. Or you know, if you if you like when Kess has said, oh Shell's hands are all too small, you can't hold on to anything.
SPEAKER_07You like her feet big? Save it, save it, eh?
SPEAKER_05Save it with a mic, same with a roast, roast battle, and the first, the first roast battle, and so again, the rules are first uh we're gonna go three rounds, they get two minutes each. Um, and then after the third one, or after the third wound, after the third wound after the third wound, after the third round, um, we'll go to the listeners and then you guys will be the ones to judge. And like I said, you guys can comment inside the podcast. Uh, you guys can go to Buzz Sprout um or Word Around the Campfire.com backslash Budsprout to vote there too. Or you guys can email me directly, Michaelis M-I-K-E-L-E-S-S at gmail.com and vote for whoever wins, man. And loser, loser buys arches. And uh, so um Sheldon gets a plus one, I get a plus one. It's unlimited, bro. It's unlimited. Yeah, I'm gonna buy everybody, yeah.
SPEAKER_04And then whoever's picking up the tab. Oh here you go, loser. Yeah, there you go, loser Africa.
SPEAKER_05You gotta throw your card down on the table, man. So if you guys want to be part of it, you guys want to vote, you guys better vote, man. If you guys want some free food, man.
SPEAKER_08If you guys want to be a part of the crowd, yeah.
SPEAKER_05If you guys want to be part of the crowd, man. Oh man. Y'all even, yeah, you let's do that. Let's let's put an invite out there. If you guys want to come uh to the roast battle, we'll have uh both of them sit across each other and uh we'll have them just go at it, man. And if you guys want to come, you guys are more than welcome to. It's gonna be here at my house. Um if we get enough people, heck man, might as well just have a cookout or something. You know, just freaking cookout, just chill out, man, and just you know, uh meet everybody. Hey, yeah, but yeah, so come through, come through. It's gonna be fun, it's gonna be amazing, and it's gonna be our first, our first roast battle. So uh don't forget to vote, man. Don't forget to vote. Also, don't forget to like and subscribe, man. It's gonna be freaking amazing, man. But other than that, man, I don't have anything else, man. You got you got anything else, Shells? I got nothing, bro. You got nothing, yeah, man. We're we're waiting. We're this whole podcast was supposed to be roast battle podcast, but uh that's the reason why we didn't really have anything. Like I said, I didn't look at uh any of the emails or anything, so it's just kind of uh so it's kind of Kessa's fault. Yeah, it's kind of Kessa's fault, man. So thank you, Kessa, for uh ruining it. Hey, just uh sleeping in bed, sleeping in bed counting down your days like 50. Uh uh what do you call it for quote unquote having some issues? No, yeah.
SPEAKER_08If she needed a riot, we could have picked her up.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh man, if you needed a ride, man, you could we could have picked you up, man. You didn't have to make up an excuse like that, man. It's not our fault he took the card. Yeah, yeah. It's not our fault. He's he he took it out to uh what is the Walter Collins and forgot to bring it back and ended up at his his uh side chick's house saying it's his co-worker and shit.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, saying it's his co-worker.
SPEAKER_06Oh, she's the friend, she's just the friend.
SPEAKER_07We're just praying, baby. We're just praying. Why are you guys naked, Miss Pizza? Oh damn, freaking yourself. Shout out to Speaker. Yeah, I thought you said that was going out, oh man. That's still freaking funny, yeah.
SPEAKER_05But again, we want to thank you guys for listening to the podcast. Don't forget to like, subscribe, download, share, follow, whatever, tell all your buddies about it. Uh let them know that you know this is uh a Native American podcast. Um and yeah, we're just here to just have a good time, man. Other than that, don't forget to smile. Ladies, don't forget to smile. You smile is so contagious. Man, don't forget that you guys are handsome, way beyond words. And as always, man, you guys are in the favor of the creator. You guys are blessed, man. Got anything, Shells?
SPEAKER_08You guys stay safe, wear your seatbelts, and uh don't forget to pray.
SPEAKER_05Yep, there you go, man. Don't forget to pray. And remember, as always, if you guys in here around the campfire, then you know what? Probably wasn't true, man. Ceeez.
SPEAKER_00Yo, check it, everybody. We want to thank you for coming into the circle. Just enjoy this funky beat and clap your hands, just clap your hands and listen to work.